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Are you there, god? It’s me, Margaret. You know that new sound you’ve been looking for? Well listen to this *plays the Star Wars cantina band 10x slowed down*

my new deltarune theory:

things that exist in the deltarune universe:
- the santa clause movies
- grandma got run over by a reindeer
- olive the other reindeer
- nightmare before christmas

things that don't exist in the deltarne universe:
- jesus christ

Venture Bros

From Chimpan-A to Chimpan-Z

#Superman  will have early access screenings for Prime Video members on July 8

Tickets go on sale tomorrow

People and media often say Balatro was made by 'one guy'. I feel like that unfortunately may be stoking the flames of this David vs. Goliath narrative a tiny bit

No it was not 'one guy', look at the dang in-game credits

call boy

#Superman runtime has been listed at 2 hours and 9 minutes 🍿

In the Goopy Inferno mission in Super Mario Sunshine, one of the Piantas is an unexpected Chuckster. A player who talks to him and happens to tilt the Analog Stick in an unfortunate direction after exiting the dialogue will make him throw Mario with enough momentum to kill him.

A screencap from Family Guy - Jafar is getting his eyes checked at the optometrist.

it's just so quaint seeing old jokes riffing on those direct to video sequels as a new low Disney was sinking to. how could they have known they could go even deeper? I'll say one thing, I'd rather watch "Jafar May Need Glasses" than the live action Lilo and Stitch which doesn't even have Gantu.

At least the weird Aladdin and beauty and the beast sequels had original ideas and TV quality original animation. what do the "live action" remakes have to offer outside of being worse versions of the real movies?

I'm not saying the Disney direct-to-video sequels are certified kino I just think that they're infinitely better than the "live action" (in huge quotation marks because they're so dependent on CG animation) remakes

this world is inhabited by creatures known as bunnies

yellow pikmin saying "i wish i was a little bit taller i wish i was a baller i wish i had a girl if i did i would call her"

Superman trailer legit got me crying a little please let the full movie be good

First look at 'Spider-Noir' starring Nicolas Cage 🕸️

Super Mario 64 render on Mario and a baby penguin in a Walmart on the security camera

I've been waiting too long to share this with you all! Full #Superman Trailer this Wednesday.

pearl in dr robotnik's mean bean machine style cause i was bored

what if after playing stardew long enough your character goes to bed and the game cuts to your grandpa waking up in his fuckass bed saying "man i had a horrible dream my grandchild started a successful farm and fell in love. well time to go have some old man adventures" and then the real game starts

Dude Mario Hoops 3 on 3 slaps