Cosmic Canuck Corps

We in Canada's Space Force have received complaints from other species that it's unfair to be excluded from #MissUniverse2025.

The Venusians say their contestant had tailored a special breathing dress for their contestant.

And Mars? They were going to send the 3-breasted woman from Total Recall..

As Canada's Space Force, we're proud to admit that none of our Space ships are made by Toyota.

But now we know their CEO is MAGA, here's some suggestions for car names:

Putin Prius
Tangerine Tacoma
Felon4Runner
Covfefe Corolla
RapeyRav4
Tariff Yaris
Maga Matrix
Small-hand Celica
Treason Trundra

Trump's Whitehouse posting McDonald's' Grimace is not that bizarre when you consider that he seems to have a preference for the age group that buys Happy Meals.

This should concern Canada especially, the US is also running an operation in an attempt to disrupt its current government as well. The CIA is in full swing across North America with even less oversight.

Thanks Fergus!

Thanks!

Great to see you!

Ditto!

Good day, all!
Your favourite Canadian Space Force here.

Sorry for 3+ month Away mission. We did leave a squadron orbiting to deflect rogue asteroids and thwart alien invasions.
We appreciate you all, and realize there's still a resistance to leade.

We're back and will be sharing regularly! 🚀🇨🇦

Hi.

Remember us?

We're back.

We made a meme.

Enjoy.

Another day gone by already? Where's this summer going??

...not that summer means anything to those of us who live in space..

Sorry Bluesky. We got a bit busy yesterday thwarting a Space Pirate ploy to hijack our Timbit delivery to Mars.

As it is, here's the the 3rd of 7 (kinda) daily Canadian Factoids...

Hey there Canuckian keeners!

Here's Day 2 of our Cosmic Canuck Corps Canadian Factoids.

From Canada's Space Force...
Enjoy!

Right?

So-called Nature's Architect? Pffft.

400!??
That's chincredible!

It's now down past her button. MTG will need to get creative if we get a few hundred more likes..

Indeed. Happy #CanadaDay my Canuck friends! Keep up the good work and keep #CanadaStrong @canadasky.bsky.social @theangrycanuck.bsky.social @canuckcorps.bsky.social @canucksarmy.bsky.social @joincanadaeh.bsky.social

Hello Canada!

As Canada's Space Force, we've been quite dormant recently. Apparently extraterrestrials aren't interested in visiting while we're dealing with this smalldicktatorship mess..

But it's #CanadaDay!

So for the next 7 days, we'll be posting a Canadian factoid each day!
Enjoy, ya hosers!

:(

BREAKING:
Trump's fragile ego.

TGIF, folks!

And by TGIF, we mean TACO's Government Is Fraudulent.

These marketing teams are getting out of control..

Congrats on the new Pope:

Pope Bubbles IV

Welp...

We're glad that's PoliOVER!

Meanwhile, in Canada:

#CanadaElection
#Election2025

So...
We going to call this The Vance Effect?

#DYK
Mercury's interior may be made of diamond, but did you know that the Moon is a giant cake pop?

I think we need to enable CCC just a little. 😈

Well dang. That stinks.

What a time to be alive that real eggs cost nearly as much as faberge eggs...

We in Canada's Space Force wish you all a happy and safe Easter.

We also hope you've saved up through the year to buy some eggs to paint...