Cosmic Canuck Corps

We made a meme.

Enjoy.

Another day gone by already? Where's this summer going??

...not that summer means anything to those of us who live in space..

Sorry Bluesky. We got a bit busy yesterday thwarting a Space Pirate ploy to hijack our Timbit delivery to Mars.

As it is, here's the the 3rd of 7 (kinda) daily Canadian Factoids...

Hey there Canuckian keeners!

Here's Day 2 of our Cosmic Canuck Corps Canadian Factoids.

From Canada's Space Force...
Enjoy!

Right?

So-called Nature's Architect? Pffft.

400!??
That's chincredible!

It's now down past her button. MTG will need to get creative if we get a few hundred more likes..

Indeed. Happy #CanadaDay my Canuck friends! Keep up the good work and keep #CanadaStrong @canadasky.bsky.social @theangrycanuck.bsky.social @canuckcorps.bsky.social @canucksarmy.bsky.social @joincanadaeh.bsky.social

Hello Canada!

As Canada's Space Force, we've been quite dormant recently. Apparently extraterrestrials aren't interested in visiting while we're dealing with this smalldicktatorship mess..

But it's #CanadaDay!

So for the next 7 days, we'll be posting a Canadian factoid each day!
Enjoy, ya hosers!

:(

BREAKING:
Trump's fragile ego.

TGIF, folks!

And by TGIF, we mean TACO's Government Is Fraudulent.

These marketing teams are getting out of control..

Congrats on the new Pope:

Pope Bubbles IV

Welp...

We're glad that's PoliOVER!

Meanwhile, in Canada:

#CanadaElection
#Election2025

So...
We going to call this The Vance Effect?

#DYK
Mercury's interior may be made of diamond, but did you know that the Moon is a giant cake pop?

I think we need to enable CCC just a little. 😈

Well dang. That stinks.

What a time to be alive that real eggs cost nearly as much as faberge eggs...

We in Canada's Space Force wish you all a happy and safe Easter.

We also hope you've saved up through the year to buy some eggs to paint...

Fluffnuts deserves love too!

For #NationalPetDay, we'd like to share our appreciation for the official pet of the Cosmic Canuck Corps... Fluffnuts.

Fluffnuts is our resident Tribble, and enjoys chortling, squeaking, and exploring the ventilation system.

Tribbles are not dangerous... they're just incredibly prolific.

We heard these were trending back on that bird site..

So to any Canadians out there...
What do Trump and Scarborough have in common?

Trump announced his moronicus magnum opus, leading us to ask..
Why only a 10% Tariff on a select few?

Let's make a few guesses, yeah?

Turkey: He legitimately thinks this is where all turkeys come from.

UK: Has golf courses here.

Colombia: Doesn't want to make Don Jr. pay more for his cocaine.

#BREAKING
Reports are leaking from the White House that Donald Trump is extremely angry.

His Executive Order to replace Abraham Lincoln with himself on the Five Dollar bill inadvertently lead to the infamous Colorado Capitol portrait being used.

Great suggestions!

#BREAKING

Elon Musk announces a new airline to compliment his fleet of Swasticars.

MUSKWAFFE.

"Because you can't say Aryan Race without saying Air."

This looks to be the Ibyuk Pingo, located in the Northwest Territories.
But as we in Canada's Space Force have come to call it...

The Canadian Millennium Falcon.

Like... just look at it!

But if he tariffs champaign, what will people pop when Trump finally leaves office?

Deal!