Trenton Cipher (SirTractor)

Don't poop blood, 0/10 experience.

Its all the fault of big Leviaphin

BlueSky doesnt give me enough characters to put my feelings fully out there so I'll just say
Its fucking disgusting how nerd spaces treat fem individuals

I caught a Felony this weekend

That was 100% karma

Kryoscorch been missing everything, you saw the vault that Kay leaked

A certain cheeto hasn't been seen in 3 days, his golf trip is canceled, and Pentagon pizza trackers are high right now.

a group of people sitting around a pentagram ALT: a group of people sitting around a pentagram

Me hoping for it to happen today

Don't have a playmat to show for it yet as our shop got a messed up shipment but here's my regional winning list.
Round 1: 2-0 Majasea Turbo
Round 2: 0-2 PigTerror
Round 3: 2-0 Voltempest
Semi Finals: 2-0 PigTerror
Finals: 2-1 Pigterror
#elestrals #tcg #regionals

Dipping my toes into writing concept breakdowns for a card game. Here I come Elestrals.

Gotta pay the price to play shiny cardboard by triple sleeving

You don't even get an achievement for winning with max stats on all your pets. I'm offended.

Congrats to @sirtractor.bsky.social for the Elestrals Premier Win!

Check out their list and more from the event over at Top Elestrals

www.topelestrals.com/tournaments/...

Literally any and all handtraps. I know it sounds very yugiboomer but I have good reasoning I swear. I dislike playing the handtrap shuffle that resolves 70% of games and the fact that they are necessary to stop degeneracy feels like a symptom of a much larger issue with the speed of modern Yugioh.

Winning list from @mbtyugioh.bsky.social 's Poison Nectar Monthly. #elestrals #pnm

The public cheating accusations yesterday were wild. I hate when people just start throwing that shit out.

Only card I just outright disagree with is GG to 1. I know it does everything but it's also the stop gate to everything broken, and one of those cards that skill checks on its usage. After playing Blizz with 3 Rise and 3 Hurricane though they're busted and unhealthy. I'd take them at 1 though

Damn, tcg players do be toxic sometimes

The reading one might be the single best thumbnail I've ever seen

Comically large guillotine

Comically large guillotines

I get it tbh. I play with very casual players when playing Commander so I have to make sure my decks are extremely gimmick focused and make the funny plays instead of the good plays otherwise I get targeted and no one is having a good time.

Sometimes the joke just flies over their heads

@elestrals.bsky.social posted my winning list on the other blue website but it's not here so I'm sharing it.
#elestrals #premier #winner

The PNM winning list! Thank you to @mbtyugioh.bsky.social for making the PNM. #elestrals

I don't know what surprised me more, your list or your name

Feeling a cross between extreme sympathy for my dog and constantly worried that's she comfy because of her surgery and absolutely hating her right now because I'm on no sleep staying up with her.

a simple spell against fascists

you trace a circle on your palm to envision strength, elegance, the universe, and emptiness

close your fingers tight around it to embrace the things you love

rapidly accelerate the tightly closed hand towards the face of the fascist bothering you

creature commandos is a good show