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happy circulatory system walking through the kitchen day for all who celebrate

CONGRATS!!!

I DO NOT CARE THAT SOMETHING GOOD HAPPENED TO YOU. IT SHOULD HAVE HAPPENED TO ME INSTEAD.

well i mean, it's saying that it's hiding AI images right there, so I can only assume that's what he looks like nowadays

I also tried and failed the Fastbond dream, but I did get to go off a couple of times. And it was beautiful.

When you read a 16 next to your Tolarian Academy you know that you must be doing something right

Well I say soft as fuck to aggro but I did manage to go over a White Weenie pilot on some pretty powerful draws, it just didn't come together against Boros

Two things I love:

Time Walk and Tamiyo
Timetwsiter(s) and Leovold

*chef's kiss*

Unfortunately it was soft as fuck to aggro, which is really good in this cube, so I couldn't clinch the 3-0. Once again, I'm out of gems.

check this one out I pulled off on day 1, have you ever seen this much sauce concentrated into a single pile?

Well, some of these people also complain every time they print a card that's stronger then Serra Angel, so-

My personal aesthetic sensibilities are towards keeping the rule as it is because it's simpler, and I guess the moxfield guys not shooting themselves in the head is also a solid favor towards them, but this whole discourse has been completely insufferable. So sure, go slot Bioshift in Vivi. IDC.

I find those fears to be totally vacuous as well. It's like being afraid of WotC coming to your house and doing a hostile takeover of your cube draft. Help me, Hasbro is breaking into my window and telling me which house rules I can and cannot implement in Monopoly. Like, give me a break.

I don't have a problem with it, but it is completely arbitrary, so it makes no sense to be right "IT IS OUR SACRED BIRTHRIGHT TO KEEP MANAMORPHOSE OUT OF GRIXIS DECKS". If this was 2007 we could be having same argument about playing red cards in Bosh.

New rule #1: You cannot talk about WotC using this change to make powerful staples that would fit in every deck without first acknowledging that artifacts exist

New rule #2: You cannot talk about WotC making cards that are too powerful if you think that Beseech the Queen would see widespread play

If you created the "aesthetic identity rule" that says that you can only include cards illustrated by an artist featured in the same set that your Commander comes from it would probably have stronger grounds to exist than the color identity rule

I don't play EDH, but I'm reflexively pro-changing the hybrid rules because all the people against the change are making the actual worst arguments in the universe, there's NO WAY people are this attached to such a fake mickey mouse house rule as the color identity rule.

ya think i'm wearing this shirt around smart people?

hes smort

oh shit, i activated the leonard nation

Since this is, apparently, something that still happens to me, I have decided to invest into fifteen thousand identical copies of a shirt that looks like this

You all know my canonical list of character traits, right?

Quick to anger
Easily distracted
Likes using complicated words for no reason
Loves gold

This will all serve me well for the new job I'm starting on monday: teaching maths to cognitively impaired kids, for a pittance

Master strategist, too

NOVA DRAG THAT FRAUD

(I don't endorse the caricature of the middle ages in the last paragraph, but I do endorse the sentiment)

Last Turn points increase, trash list, burn the format down, we aren't allowed to feel happiness in this dog world

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I believe this is the best thing I have made
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This is an awesome post. It's two of my favorite things, pagliacciposting and russelposting. Hell yeah.

Can we talk about something else instead?

banning half the Statues and still leaving the other half free implies that they are somehow still envisioning a possible future where a Barrier Statue of the Torrent hits the field and the exact same thing doesn't happen again