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getting shot in the head with a sniper and my body launches into a perfect backflip and lands upright leaning against the wall in a cunty position. The soldier who shot me has nightmares about it every day until killing his wife and then himself on March 28, 2043

maybe I should grease my hair back and embrace looking like an evil CEO or something

---- Minecraft Crash Report ---- // I let you down. Sorry :(

beg for your life

a homemade apple pie in a ceramic pie dish

made apple pie with homemade crust. turned out super well for my first time doing pie crust from scratch

it's been so long since I've played a game that's this full of stuff. it feels like the developers were having so much fun making things that they couldn't help themselves

Air Riders may actually be too much fun

this post triggered my fight or flight response

no problems 👍

A dropdown menu for selecting language on a website. The top option is a German flag and the second option is a UK flag, but both options read "English"

look, we know you speak our language better than us but you don't have to rub it in

you know a bug is bad when we start describing it simply as "the evil crash"

this is my bathroom! it was made for me!

everybody is always seeing me from the difficult frieren angle

yes to both. it's not that easy to do without losing some purples to the fire

most recently, removing the ability to kill fiery bulblaxes with purples

cons:
- reds still aren't required (there are several other ways to kill them)
- you have to re-enter caves if you don't bring reds and don't know more obscure mechanics
- reds still suck

pros:
- a bug is patched?? I guess??

if I catch another pikmin romhacker removing interesting game mechanics in the name of "fixing bugs" I'm going to lose it

virtual void emotion_success() { } virtual void emotion_fail() { }

sometimes it's like this

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you're gonna be here a while

according to the liberation newspaper, documents dating back to a 2014 inspection by the French National Agency for the Security of Computer Systems reported a staggering detail: "the password of the louvre's video surveillance server was simply " louvre. "

the password to the louvre surveillance server was "louvre"

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guy just came up to our mahjong table and asked "why are you playing this"
dude has never heard of games

goty 2023 but only if you're gay

yeah

virtual bool virtual BOOL (all caps) virtual bool

sometimes it's like this

The real-world phone in the sun at 45 degrees. We see the same pattern of a 180 arc, two outward diagonal lines, and then 90 degree arcs back in towards the phone shadow corners.

This made my week. I don't know I will ever be able to make a prediction this wild and ace it again. @mayabyte.bsky.social followed up with empirical evidence.

Based on some experimentation today, you're correct! This was very counterintuitive to me but blocking the light with my finger was a good way to develop a feeling for how it works.

This was a fun one to do. I'm not the most consistent about it but I had a good time writing it this time

an iphone mounted in landscape orientation above a monitor and a wall about 30cm behind it. the wall displays a halo produced by the sun reflecting off the edges of the phone, but the halo's shape is far more rounded and pill-shaped compared to the mostly rectangular silhouette of the phone.

interesting reflection. I'm having a hard time understanding how this shape is produced from the phone's mostly flat sides