coachellcath

and the second

the youths do not know “barbra streisand” by duck sauce I’m afraid

thrilled to have experienced the first ever WOOP WOOP chant at club contact

apple watch needs a workout called “indoor/outdoor run (but mostly walk)”

I know the aperol brand tent at the music festival hates to see me coming

(that being said it sounds coachella absolutely fucked up day 0 yesterday. reallllly hoping they figure that out for w2)

the worst part about fyrefest is the fact that every event now is called fyrefest 2.0 whenever something goes wrong. I am over it

[me showing an evil wizard an iphone for the first time]
evil wizard: so this.. doomscroll?
me: not as interesting as what you’re thinking of

Freaked out bald eagle

America rn

president tweeted "no hot dog" and i lost $5 trillion dollars but today he tweet "hot dog back" and i got 5 trillion hot dog

today at the grocery store (by myself) I excitedly said “dude hellllll yeah” out loud to nobody in particular. why? because I saw there was a new flavor of olipop on the shelf (peaches & cream). and it was a pretty decent lunch treat. so hell yeah indeed

Linda yaccarino tweet: Italian food, unless you’re Italian in which case it’s just food…

Haven't checked in on Linda Yaccarino in a while and immediately found a classic

The “Sike Economy”

Positive early reactions from willing passengers in drunk driver's car. "He's doing pretty well all things considered."

I would rather watch my own autopsy

The Art of the Deal

our bodies spent millions of years developing alarm systems to warn us of impending doom, and I'm just supposed to ignore all of them all day and focus on work

Bugs Bunny in tux meme which reads "i wish all everything a very stop"

tiktok djs make house songs longer than 2 minutes challenge

i hate tariff but i love ta riff

forget how much I love what so not’s edit of core by RL grime. a perfect finale here

could an innocent face like this have chewed the carpet? I think not

What So Not - Flying To Europe Mix 24th October 2014 | FRANCE | Nancy | L'Envers Club 25th October 2014 | FRANCE | Caen | Nordik Impakt Festival 30th October 2014 | HUNGARY | Budapest | A38 31st October 2014 | NETHERLANDS | Utrecht | C

back when flume was part of what so not (also this is 10 years ago… but close enough) on.soundcloud.com/D7UdmLjXvM94...

Jai Wolf - Diplo & Friends Mix here's my mix for Diplo & Friends :) TRACKLIST: Manila Killa - All That's Left feat. Joni Fatora (Audio Bot Remix) Odesza - How Did I Get Here Melvv - ID Jai Wolf - Drive feat. Chain Gang of 1974 (I

ugh the nostalgia on.soundcloud.com/KxqA6aaBKCxM...

it’s MUCH better than thundercat lounge but it has the same the same issue where the ceiling mirrors reflect all the lights in the establishment, so the gold lights by the bar and the doors really light up the place. my ideal venue is so dark that takes a second to recognize my friends

screenshot of trump complaining about bright lights at a rally

my review of club contact

I gotta focus. I’m shifting into Coachella mode

try listening to soundcloud mixes from 8 years ago. you will certainly not regret listening to soundcloud mixes from 8 years ago

also all my gal pals happened to be free on the same night!!! miracles happen!!!!!