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and then never used again 🔥

me too kid

step up… be the hero bluesky needs…

you wouldn’t respond anyway because you know you’re guilty

“you have 24 hours to respond publicly or else you admit to being guilty to these crimes: evilism, stealing, robbery, theft, murder, possession of goodies that are not yours.”

i promise i’ll take care of it well… and by take care of it… i mean slander your name…

can i have the kromer login info

hi grass

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all of the cool people are moving here i can finally use bluesky

@bsky.app hello my best friends that i know personally i vouch for this

you won’t believe what they just fucking added

hi bee

i live in coolsville dumbass

i went to smelly stinky loser town and everyone there knew your name.

oh boy i can’t wait for every single fucking person on parody twitter to come here and make this platform unusable for everybody else 😁

like nothing against you guys but i can’t imagine this ending well at all especially if we did a full conversion

i want dms here so i can join bluesky knuckle nation and never talk there

oh yeah i also want notifications to actually update on time please

i also want sentence breaks like these to work because my text is currently disappearing as i type this

i was bluesky had gifs
and videos
and dms
and pinned posts
and built in doom

only then will i switch full time i NEED my coryxkenshin reaction gifs you do not understand

can i be the biggest parody on bluesky despite not being a parody

i cant send videos can they make this website good please

get out

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