Paul Moehringer

Trump is that one kid in the group project who does none of the work, but still puts his name on the finished material.

If we don’t have the money to fund healthcare, then we don’t have the money for businesspeople to fly.

Gotta get those strokes in somehow.

They should name it after Robert E. Lee, then ask Trump if he’d like to change the name to being after himself.

Things we have money for:

-Police
-Military
-Helping conservative allies with debt issues
-Tax breaks for the wealthy

Things we don’t have money for:

-Helping poor/brown people
-Literally any social program that doesn’t directly benefit the wealthy

The Obamas are still married. I take this to mean that Barack has not performed the song in private for Michelle.

I don’t understand. Why don’t they just give Hakeem Davis, the largest player, the ball every time?

Rest
Ice
Compression
Elevation

Hope that helps. No idea what else it could mean.

Requirements for being in the American:

1. Be a mid-major.

2. Be west of the Rocky Mountains.

End of list.

The plan goes as far back as ‘94, and was written in response to Bill Clinton’s healthcare proposal.

But in general, you are correct.

I’m old enough to remember when the ACA was a Republican idea.

NO NEW WARS!!!!*

*Countries with brown people excluded

Good for him.

Leave a show that strictly targets the lowest common denominator of sports fan to go cover an actual sport.

“You will see.”

As if there’s even a remote possibility that this award was created for any other reason than to appease our Cheeto-in-Chief.

Hope he enjoys his participation trophy.

I think Dr. Oz assumed every state was Texas in his calculations.

I actually wouldn’t mind the last one. Goat meat is good.

People not honoring bets made with themselves always upsets me.

I know you make seven times what I make in a year, but I’m cool with scrapping together the little money I have to keep my kid feed if it means you can afford that new Porsche you’ve been eyeing.

Straw man thought he could get non-citizens to vote, but Texas thinks otherwise.

The tax kicks in with earnings of $300k a year.

Kitt County, median household income $41k is probably going to vote about 70% no.

Lincoln Country, median household income $40k is also a solid no.

The hell is wrong with you people?

True, but it at least gives me hope the youth of this country haven’t completely lost their minds like their grandparents have.

They also having been watching Fox News religiously for 20+ years either.

Tom walked into the pet store, threw his dead dog on the counter and said “give me another one of those.”

Is that a promise?

I’ll give her credit for still trying to win over that non-existent frustrated moderate conservative vote as if life itself depends on it.

The Colts come into the week ranked 26th in passing defense, and they just picked up arguably the best cornerback in the NFL.

They are not going to be a team to be taken lightly come January.

So, De La Cruz probably shouldn’t be looking at real estate prices in Cincinnati.

She is to GOP as Cuomo is to the Dems right now.

A complete opportunist who will say anything and adopt any political stance to stay relevant.

MAGA: “Nobody is going to come down here, and tell us how to live!!”

Also, MAGA: “What do you mean I can’t vote in a local election outside my state?”