Paul Moehringer

Paul Moehringer

@pmoehringer.bsky.social

Baseball person.

254 Followers 122 Following 1,681 Posts Joined Nov 2024
2 days ago

That’s because the team is going on for sale the second that ballpark opens. They’re just trying to maximize value.

Has nothing at all to do with wanting to win.

Hell, the owner of the Angels all but said he doesn’t care if his team wins or losses.

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3 days ago

Yes, I cannot recall a single instance where Trump essentially spiked the football and started celebrating for making it to midfield.

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4 days ago

I’ll never forgot how Mel Gibson inspired a bunch of barely clothed Scotsmen carrying wooden sticks to beat a well-armored and equipped English army in open field battle.

It also enraged to me see King Edward use his daughter-in-law who would have been -8 years old at the time as a sexual pawn.

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5 days ago
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5 days ago

It’s time for (muffled sounds) oh that’s good. Dodger baseball!

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5 days ago

I’ve said it before, but I’ll say it again.

If Trump committed suicide by jumping off the Brooklyn Bridge at 9AM, by noon, the bodies below would be piled up so high you wouldn’t be able to kill yourself that way anymore.

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5 days ago

In Trump’s defense, he has no brain, yet he still speaks.

So maybe a man walking without legs isn’t so far fetched.

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1 week ago

I see the Alabama GOP primary is already heating up.

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1 week ago

Have you met Ted? No.

That’s okay. He’s just some boring ass white guy who constantly bitches about love life as if anyone else gives a shit.

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1 week ago

I’ve concluded that nothing pisses people off on the internet more than telling them established legal opinions they don’t want to hear.

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1 week ago

I feel like not having a player profile picture is the baseball equivalent of getting no entrance music as a wrestler, and your opponent is coming out to Metallica with thunderous applause.

It doesn’t bode well.

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1 week ago

Did he even say thank you to Putin?

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1 week ago

My memory as a child is every public place reeking of cigarette smoke until around ‘97.

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1 week ago

Breaking Bad taught me that meth with less than 30% purity is early season one Jesse Pinkman level pathetic.

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1 week ago

All revenue went to that bitch, Carole Baskin.

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1 week ago

I agree.

From Jan 2017-Jan 2021, we had a dumbass in charge.

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1 week ago

I’m sure it will be no less productive than every other D.C.-based committee.

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1 week ago
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Somehow this is worse than stealing a foul ball from a child.

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2 weeks ago
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Thank you Samsung for not letting me use my new TV for another two weeks.

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2 weeks ago
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So everyone invited will be lucky to get more than three sentences in, and Trump will word vomit for over an hour.

At least its accomplishments will be par for the course as far as committees go, meaning it will accomplish jack shit.

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2 weeks ago

Nothing like getting a “free” TV and they don’t even bother to include the mount.

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2 weeks ago

Continuing a long proud GOP tradition of spending taxpayer money to investigate the Clintons.

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2 weeks ago
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2 weeks ago

I like how the US men’s hockey team, and the local youth 10-12 squad get the same victory meal for winning the title.

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2 weeks ago

So, uhh, what about this?

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2 weeks ago
tweet from lisa desjardins reporting SOTU might be up to 3 hours long

It’s both funny and cosmically correct that the U.S. men’s hockey chodes will have to sit through 2+ hours of rambling from their addled little king while the U.S. Women’s team gets to skip the speech and party with Flavor Flav in Vegas

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2 weeks ago

Another member of the Seinfeld-Breaking Bad pipeline.

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2 weeks ago

I know the one game in Houston I went to, they actually let you bring your own food in.

That along with the $5 parking blew my mind.

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