Ballbusterella

If your fragile testicles weren't supposed to be turned into mush, why is it both so easy and so much fun to do? 😇

Nothing says "men are the stronger sex" quite like your fragile sack of weakness in an easily accessible location that, when hit properly, sends you into a state of completely overwhelmed, curled-up agony. 😂

In my experience girls kick guys in the balls without a care in the world, while guys are on some level aware that there is a chance of rupture or even castration. That's such a funny power dynamic.

I don't think most girls are aware that every time you kick a guy in the nuts there is a real risk that one of those fragile things might rupture (for example, if it gets trapped between her foot and his body). I am aware, but i think it's hilarious how easily your balls pop. 🤭

A big swollen ballsack on a leash

Why do swollen balls look so funny? 😂

I like this old classic because she really lets him have it. No care, just the fragile male ego learning about fragile male balls. 🤭

If a girl kicks a guy in the nuts so hard that his fragile balls explode, her natural reaction will be to burst into almost uncontrollable laughter. As he falls down and curls up, she will only laugh harder. Isn't that funny? 😇

All I am saying is give ruptured testicles a chance 😇

Silly boys act like ruptured testicles are a bad thing and not absolutely hilarious. 😊

How can you guys be so sure you wouldn't be happier with mush between your legs if you never even give ruptured testicles a chance? 😤

90 % of ruptured testicles get repaired in surgery anyway, so what's the big deal anyway? 10 % chance of castration is a risk I'm totally willing to accept. 🤗

I'm not saying that we should pop all balls, but do we really need 8 billion of them? And can you even be sure you wouldn't feel better with mush between your legs? 🤗

If you wanted to create the perfect target for a woman's kick, you'd hang it exactly where the ballsack is. Crushed testicles are just meant to be. It's only natural. 🤗

90 % of ruptured testicles get repaired. And there are roughly 8 billion testicles in this world. So if a few of them pop, just for fun, is that really such a big deal? Sounds like completely harmless fun to me. 😇

If I had testicles, I would be constantly nervous about such a crippling weakness in such an easily hit location. Can't really imagine what it must be like to have such a vulnerability.

We should really normalize kicking guys in the balls with full force just for fun. 🤗

A metal nutcracker that allows you to very slowly crack a nut

This looks like such a great tool for castration. You could go really slowly as you one by one turn the testicles into mush. Purely hypothetical, of course... 😇

Why does he act so scared? It's just a bit of electricity, aren't guys supposed to be tough? 🤭

If you look at a guy that has been hit in the nuts, curled up in the floor, holding his balls, overwhelmed by ballpain, totally disempowered and helpless, you could almost think that men are the weaker sex. 🤭

Normalize surprising a guy with a full-force kick in the balls. Ideally from behind for extra effect. 🤗

🔟reasons to kick guys in the nuts

1. Self-defense practice
2. Workout (do it a lot)
3. It teaches them humility
4. It teaches them to respect women
5. It proves who is the stronger sex
6. It's a day ending in -y
7. Stress relief
8. Men are pigs
9. Feminism
10. It's hilarious

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Guys, you should look on the bright side of testicular rupture. Your testicles are so sensitive and fragile, and they can cause you so, so much pain. But if a nice lady like me turns them into mush, they can never hurt you again! 🤗

Rupturing testicles sounds so hilarious to me. I can't see a single downside, just harmless fun. 🤗

According to Wikipedia, 90 % of ruptured testicles get repaired in surgery. Sounds like an acceptable risk to me. Especially if you consider how extremely funny testicular rupture is. 🤗

Girls will see a guy curled up on the floor overwhelmed by extreme pain, but because that pain comes from his balls, all we'll do is laugh really hard. 🤭

5) When you are done squeezing, start punching. You have a speed bag, use it. Keep going. Punch those eggs! In fact, punch until you need to go down. Aren't testicles funny? As you suffer on the floor, remember, all your humiliating pain does is make me laugh! 😂
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3) If you find something, see a doctor. If everything is fine, continue. 👩‍⚕️
4) Grab each testicle with one hand and squeeze it. Keep squeezing. Go on, squeeze them. Enjoy the pain spreading. You are giving your balls a nice, tight hug. 🤗
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Here is a #Ballbusting Task for all of you perverts:
1) Stand comfortably with your balls exposed. Move your dick out of the way and punch your sack hard. 👊
2) Now that your balls are warmed up, do a proper self-exam. I mean it, be thorough.
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I read about men's prisons teaching female staff a technique to rip off balls. Apparently, the cords are just as weak as the testicles. When you know what you are doing, it is really easy to castrate a man with one quick move. Doesn't that make you guys feel a bit vulnerable? 😇

All other organs are in a normal, protected place that makes sense. Clearly the special location of testicles and their complete lack of protection is an invitation to hit them, right? This seems obvious to me. 🤗