Max Murphy

Max Murphy

@oltanya.bsky.social

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128 Followers 108 Following 263 Posts Joined Aug 2023
7 hours ago

when Mexico goes up 1-0 in the 1st and then they and Italy keep their bats glued to their shoulders the rest of the game

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1 day ago
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Kennedy to Undergo Rotator Cuff Surgery

Oh man, this is going to decimate the rotation. He’s probably out until September, at the earliest.

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Every AI video is like someone made a collage out of magazine cutouts and wants me to be impressed with their ability to glue

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2 days ago
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Sumner cover Madonna's 'Like A Prayer' for Like A Version YouTube video by triple j

I seem to only remember triple j’s cover series exists a couple times a year, but anyway, on repeat all morning today

youtu.be/3yiCAoUo2vw?...

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2 days ago

if any football teams want to make a better deal than Miami I will not play for them for a fraction of 99m

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3 weeks ago
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monday morning

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3 days ago

by a pretty wide margin, Who Framed Roger Rabbit

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6 days ago

Gavin Newsom's pivot from denying Israel is committing genocide (less than two months ago) to now calling them an apartheid state isn't proof that he can be pushed in the right direction. It's proof that he "believes" whatever is advantageous for him at the time. He has no values.

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6 days ago

I should have taken off work for religious reasons but instead I have two town hall meetings this afternoon

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6 days ago

feels like a minute since i have pointed out that donald trump has pardoned more child sex offenders than every other president of the united states combined

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1 week ago

no

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1 week ago

if you expect a quick end to the iranian regime just because its leadership was decapitated you may be disappointed. like imagine if the situation were reversed and america's supreme leader and defense secretary had been killed. that's right, go ahead, imagine it. think about it all day if you like.

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1 week ago

Thank you so much @mattsilversoul.bsky.social ❤ 🙌

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One of my favourite sides of politics/media.

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1 week ago

every time one of these markets dissembles and parses and weasels their way out of paying people on a technicality my heart grows three sizes like the grinch. i love to watch these people get scammed on crypto and nfts and gambling. they deserve it and it's funny and it's not my problem at all

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if Platner isn’t crypto-fash, he’s comically unlucky at slipping on banana peels arranged to look like swastikas

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2 weeks ago

And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Woke 2, and Hell followed with him

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2 weeks ago

That is an incredible picture of Sam and props to Gizmodo for running it.

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2 weeks ago

the refreshing is the WORST (but at least this one is putting me roughly where I was while reading it, some articles like to randomly refresh and put me back at the start, at which point I concede and close them)

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a group of soldiers are standing in a row wearing helmets and armor . ALT: a group of soldiers are standing in a row wearing helmets and armor .
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2 weeks ago

I am sorry but this is still the core problem with trying to parse anything he says about tariffs.

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2 weeks ago

the president is mad, i'm smoking a big slab of beef rib, all my work deadlines are on time, yeah what the hell. i declare an emergency Big Beer Friday

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2 weeks ago
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a man says i 'm all ears while wearing glasses and a black suit ALT: a man says i 'm all ears while wearing glasses and a black suit
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2 weeks ago

need two skateboards for this

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2 weeks ago

Today you can’t say any British stuff is weird. If you see someone talking about Smack Barm Pey Wet you have to say “that’s normal and comes from a society with laws”

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2 weeks ago

I see what youve done for others,

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3 weeks ago

The Brion Stoutarm Massacre

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