Max Murphy

The Pope tweets: "The poor are not there by chance or by blind and cruel fate. Nor, for most of them, is poverty a choice. Yet, there are those who still presume to make this claim, thus revealing their own blindness and cruelty. #DilexiTe" Someone replies: "I was so hopeful I could be a Catholic again after the disaster that Francis was, guess we just get Francis 2.0 now and I am heartbroken. How do I stay a Catholic now...I don't want to lose faith but I am. You belong to someone else, not God."

heartbroken to learn the pope sympathizes with the poor. how can i continue to believe in god

penne

like 80 different varities of a similar size and silhouette that do the job better

Part of Jersey Block Limited's format rules is you need to have someone sideboard for you when you go to change cards

Drew Barrymore crying on a landline in SCREAM

When my phone rings and I HAVE to answer it

neurotypicality is stored in the penis

Bluesky engineers when their website is successful

qualms with the story aside (and they are considerable, if not deal-breaking), game is fuckin fantastic

(hot tears running down my cheeks) you just doxxed the fucking muffin man

100 / 100

fwiw I think one of the two things in that quote tweet is just incorrect (the story is not fantastic though)

I don't think we'll ever get another sentence which sums up everything the New York Times embodies quite like "Some legal experts have called it a crime to summarily kill civilians".

The bees have discovered Brutalism

accepted a new position at work a couple weeks ago but they hadn’t sent me paperwork yet and I was due to start today. got access to the training materials, then finally got sent the offer letter - and the raise I’m getting is higher than they originally said! a very happy Monday

now that eric adams has ended his campaign for mayor it’s time to stroll down memory lane

Cincinnati, Los Angeles, and Philadelphia logos spell CLAP

Jeb Bush: please

US to revoke Colombia President Petro's visa | The Jerusalem Post In his speech to the global gathering on Tuesday, Petro also hit out at Trump, saying the US leader was "complicit in genocide" in Gaza.

The U.S. is revoking the President of Colombia's visa for saying Trump is complicit in the Gaza genocide and calling on American soldiers to resist Trump's orders to harm innocents.

[at my second rodeo] listen up you ignorant sack of shit

oh i love Pumped Up Kicks

I think we should bring shame back

maybe we should have been gatekeeping Magic the Gathering

and one on the back of the hand

hm

getting hades 2 tomorrow (when my silksong file is at about 98%) is a real “I’m only halfway through this delicious filet, I can’t believe the waiter has the audacity to bring me a pile of buttery lobster tails” situation

i am Feeling it

but still better than actual covid

I find it very funny Hades 2 is launching on bissexual week

Having heard his explanation, I think Matt Shaw sucks and that he's a bad teammate for leaving his club in the home stretch of the season, missing a game with postseason implications for no fewer than four teams, for a political event centered on leveraging a murder for an authoritarian crackdown.

just be grateful