StepfordFlunky

StepfordFlunky

@stepfordflunky.bsky.social

Deaf mom, USMC Veterans wife, cancer and abuse survivor. Trying to be a better person than I was the day before and hoping to leave people better off than I found them. Some days are better than others.

28 Followers 30 Following 61 Posts Joined Dec 2023
11 months ago

I like how cats sit or lay in the middle of a doorway or walkway like “this is IT. This is THE best spot to be” and then act miffed bc you dare walk through THAT spot.

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1 year ago

I keep forgetting about this account 😂 i haven’t worked on my book for a couple of days but am over 28k words. Been working on setting and enforcing boundaries in my everyday life. Hard work for an abuse survivor.

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1 year ago

Finished my two days off at around 18000 words. Back to work today. Enjoy the beautiful weather!

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1 year ago

Finished chapter three of my book. Editing as I go and adding things when and where i can. It’s been therapeutic adding a lot of the memories.

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1 year ago

thank you to Kendrick and the Eagles for making terrible people angry tonight

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1 year ago

Ooooo those eyes definitely signal there is catassery afoot. Stay safe!

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1 year ago

*Toys R Us jingle voice*

I don’t wanna get up, I’m a stay in bed mom, they’ve got a million things inside my phone that I can click on

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1 year ago

Like literally every single one!

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1 year ago

Guess I’m gonna work on a book. Of course with the predicted snowfall I’ll be back to 12-14 hr days 🙄🥴

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1 year ago

I applaud this except for the last part 🙄😂 Go Cards!

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1 year ago

It has been suggested multiple times but twice in as many days that i write a book. Today i was asked to submit photos for a local photo exhibition. Maybe I’m ok at some things. Taking the compliment.

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1 year ago

coffee ain’t gonna cut it today. i need a week by the sea that ends with me being eaten by a shark.

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1 year ago

As an American i can confirm…absolutely not lol

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1 year ago

I have an A in influenza 🎉

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1 year ago

Idk what flavor of plague i have but i feel like straight up 🍑

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1 year ago

So with this uh “data breach” do we just all not file our taxes this year?

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1 year ago

So how long do we have until the sale of the United States goes through to Russia?

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1 year ago
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a black background with the words black history month in red yellow and green Alt: a black background with the words black history month in red yellow and green

WELCOME TO BLACK HISTORY MONTH

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1 year ago

Same and I’m white.

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1 year ago

When people show you who and what they are, listen to that ,and then decide whether they deserve space in your life or not.

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1 year ago

It happens 😂

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1 year ago

So grocery shopping was painful bc i bought extra of things that will likely increase in price and eggs bc it’s one of the few foods one of my kids can eat without barfing it back up. I don’t like keeping any of my money anyway.

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1 year ago

I like dragons. Ijs.

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1 year ago

if they want to go back to the 1950s, we’re bringing the cuisine back to the 1950s too. you put me in the kitchen, I will spend 100% of my time in there finding how much horseradish and shrimp I can put in Jello before God personally comes down here to stop me.

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1 year ago

Cilantro lime chicken was pretty good. Paired it with plain rice and some carrots with paprika. Much better low Fodmap meal

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1 year ago

Boooooo

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1 year ago

Also idk if they don’t have enough flex delivery people or what. I had fewer packages today but had hiring cards so it was every single box. About 35% of my rural roads are still ice.

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1 year ago

Tonight was pizza bc i uh forgot to marinade the chicken and my 11 hour day didn’t allow for that time. Plans for cilantro lime chicken tomorrow night.

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1 year ago

Nope! Packages. So. Many. Packages.

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1 year ago

Today’s adventure in low Fodmap fare was a blueberry Gruyère grilled cheese on sourdough. Probably the best thing I’ve eaten yet. Hopefully the low Fodmap child approved it as well. Also that was all i had the energy to make after an 11 hour day

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