StepfordFlunky

I like how cats sit or lay in the middle of a doorway or walkway like “this is IT. This is THE best spot to be” and then act miffed bc you dare walk through THAT spot.

I keep forgetting about this account 😂 i haven’t worked on my book for a couple of days but am over 28k words. Been working on setting and enforcing boundaries in my everyday life. Hard work for an abuse survivor.

Finished my two days off at around 18000 words. Back to work today. Enjoy the beautiful weather!

Finished chapter three of my book. Editing as I go and adding things when and where i can. It’s been therapeutic adding a lot of the memories.

thank you to Kendrick and the Eagles for making terrible people angry tonight

Ooooo those eyes definitely signal there is catassery afoot. Stay safe!

*Toys R Us jingle voice*

I don’t wanna get up, I’m a stay in bed mom, they’ve got a million things inside my phone that I can click on

Like literally every single one!

Guess I’m gonna work on a book. Of course with the predicted snowfall I’ll be back to 12-14 hr days 🙄🥴

I applaud this except for the last part 🙄😂 Go Cards!

It has been suggested multiple times but twice in as many days that i write a book. Today i was asked to submit photos for a local photo exhibition. Maybe I’m ok at some things. Taking the compliment.

coffee ain’t gonna cut it today. i need a week by the sea that ends with me being eaten by a shark.

As an American i can confirm…absolutely not lol

I have an A in influenza 🎉

Idk what flavor of plague i have but i feel like straight up 🍑

So with this uh “data breach” do we just all not file our taxes this year?

So how long do we have until the sale of the United States goes through to Russia?

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WELCOME TO BLACK HISTORY MONTH

Same and I’m white.

When people show you who and what they are, listen to that ,and then decide whether they deserve space in your life or not.

It happens 😂

So grocery shopping was painful bc i bought extra of things that will likely increase in price and eggs bc it’s one of the few foods one of my kids can eat without barfing it back up. I don’t like keeping any of my money anyway.

I like dragons. Ijs.

if they want to go back to the 1950s, we’re bringing the cuisine back to the 1950s too. you put me in the kitchen, I will spend 100% of my time in there finding how much horseradish and shrimp I can put in Jello before God personally comes down here to stop me.

Cilantro lime chicken was pretty good. Paired it with plain rice and some carrots with paprika. Much better low Fodmap meal

Boooooo

Also idk if they don’t have enough flex delivery people or what. I had fewer packages today but had hiring cards so it was every single box. About 35% of my rural roads are still ice.

Tonight was pizza bc i uh forgot to marinade the chicken and my 11 hour day didn’t allow for that time. Plans for cilantro lime chicken tomorrow night.

Nope! Packages. So. Many. Packages.

Today’s adventure in low Fodmap fare was a blueberry Gruyère grilled cheese on sourdough. Probably the best thing I’ve eaten yet. Hopefully the low Fodmap child approved it as well. Also that was all i had the energy to make after an 11 hour day