Adopt, don't shop!
05.03.2026 17:27 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Adopt, don't shop!
05.03.2026 17:27 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
What these airheads get up to when you're not looking β¦
β¦ or when you're looking. They don't care β¦
πΈ @musubi.bsky.social
π @felixkatz.bsky.social
β¬οΈ @furrydakota.bsky.social
πͺ‘ @kariwanz.bsky.social
Thorough bred?
28.02.2026 22:10 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0(That took longer to put into a prompt, wait for the model to answer and copy the reply than it would've taken me to just type a reply myself.)
28.02.2026 12:31 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Preach. Itβs the "as an AI language model" energy without actually saying it. Everything is a numbered list or a "delve into the multifaceted" sandwich now. People really forgot how to just talk like a normal person. Itβs boring as hell to read.
28.02.2026 12:31 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Holy AI slop
28.02.2026 12:21 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0h/t @georgewholesome.bsky.social
26.02.2026 05:09 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I understand that in horse society, the one on the left is considered a micropenis?
26.02.2026 02:34 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 3 π 0Yeah, tripe can be hit or miss for me. It's fine if it's sliced thinly and crunchy, but big chewy chunks are not for me
25.02.2026 05:02 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
That sounds offal
*badum-tish*
But srsly there's so many different kinds of offal. Like, bone marrow, liver, oxtail, tongue and blood are considered offal but they seem pretty normal to me (possibly due to my cultural background.) I struggle more with tripe, tendons or kidney.
It's a spotscar.
You spotted it.
I'll see myself out
Today in the ongoing series
β Goobers With Not A Single Thought In Their Heads β
we present these airheads.
No thoughts. Just air.
β‘οΈπΆ @furrydakota.bsky.social
πΈ @musubi.bsky.social
πͺ‘ @kariwanz.bsky.social
Dieter Rams is a fucking delight. That German intellectual superciliousness, the subtle Hessian accent, the offhand putdowns ...
21.02.2026 20:08 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0It will be by the time you get here
21.02.2026 18:23 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Wait, you guys need a reason to get shiny?
You don't do it just because, you know, shiny?
Briefs are for big boys! You still need diapers!
20.02.2026 16:02 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Not all the hotties, you're not in the picture
18.02.2026 19:18 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
"Graupel" is such a good word. Nobody really knows what it is except that it's somewhere between snow and hail.
Schnee- und Graupelschauer π
Today is a good day to repost this series from 2019!
My iconic skater puppy outfit is due for a remake soon.
πΈ @yrreug.ch
ποΈ 2019-05-18
Ooohhhhh! I'd love to commission you! Let me go through my pictures to see what photo would look best in your style. And then hope that you'll accept it for one of your slots!
It'll have to be full rubber and a pair of nice sneakers. Maybe one of these?
Finally. I was waiting for the pony players to show up on my feed!
18.02.2026 04:59 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Wait. Humping a pool toy with someone inside is not sex? I've been using that word wrong. Then what is sex?
18.02.2026 02:18 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Big if real
17.02.2026 13:39 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Look at this goober, not a single thought in that big old noggin
What you can't see:
I was locked in the fursuit via zippers on the head and paws, padlocked closed. And a diaper and chastity cage underneath.
Forced fursuit time π
πΈ @orzel.bsky.social
ποΈ @frolic.bsky.social
Their intended purpose being ... preventing masturbation? Just guessing here
15.02.2026 23:37 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Oh no! Anyway...
15.02.2026 21:43 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This week's NYT crossword theme?
15.02.2026 02:37 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Joke's on you, it's a neck entry suit so it doesn't have a zipper in the first place
α΅α΅α΅ ΚΈα΅Λ’ α΅Κ°α΅α΅ Κ·α΅α΅Λ‘α΅ α΅α΅ Κ°α΅α΅
Unfortunately my cultural and neurological markup do not allow me to relax and goof off when there's still work to be done ... And incapable of not seeing work to be done everywhere I look
14.02.2026 19:12 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0You're reading my mind. That should do it
14.02.2026 19:11 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0