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Andy Crossfield

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Humor curator and author of The Premise, A Novel to Save the World. Trainer: Kid, do you think you can take the champ? Boxer: I can beat him blindfolded! Trainer: What if he's not blindfolded?

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Isn't it amazing that shade attracts cows which fertilize the tree!

22.11.2025 23:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

LOL worth even more than 10,000 words! It describes exactly the current situation.

22.11.2025 23:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Relax, nobody gets a break, The fine print says only TACO steaks get the break.

16.11.2025 20:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I hear there's an Oval office double wide planned for Texas

16.11.2025 20:33 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

How instructional to see Marg move from sycophant knob slobberer to the realization that he's dangerous and getting people who disagree hurt.

16.11.2025 20:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is like one of those supermarket grab competetions where there's no time limit and the thieves (contestants) use the treasury

27.10.2025 21:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Make it so!

22.10.2025 13:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The innocent victims in Gaza and Israel continue to suffer and die while leaders posture for peacekeeping credits.

20.10.2025 12:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Well it's up to them to finally decide the country is more important than their new grifting careers! Impeach 47 NOW!

17.10.2025 14:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mexico is being the adult i the room about all this...

25.08.2025 19:05 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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And his complicits! They knew they were taking down the country.

10.08.2025 22:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I agree, but if it sinks any farther, I'm afraid women won't want the job.

12.07.2025 18:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I agree, the Health care problems didn't appear overnight. they are the product of long years of can kicking by both parties. That their dithering also helped the insurance industry is no surprise. What is a surprise is how vehemently the GOP has siezed on Medicaid's cash pile

07.07.2025 18:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I would like to think the parents teach that long before the child can read. Reading to them helps develop the hunger for learning.

06.07.2025 11:19 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A medical professional that would give you that advice in these times clearly is not keeping up with the latest stressors!

06.07.2025 11:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That ship sailed when the BBBill passed. Cowards to the right of me!

06.07.2025 11:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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As in from another galaxy?

04.07.2025 20:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Kamala, we will never know if you really won

04.07.2025 20:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You have lots of company. I've said recently I'm glad I'm old. This is heartbreaking, what some Americans have become.

04.07.2025 20:48 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

this must be the worst, most damaging Congress in our history.

29.06.2025 23:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Who's the 6'3" babe on the end? :)

26.06.2025 23:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It's the legions of accomplices he has turned that worries me most!

26.06.2025 11:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hold up... is he wearing a cap that says Make America All Mine????

25.06.2025 11:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Students Team with Polk Sheriff to ID Criminals, Aid Policing Polk State College students partnered with the Polk Sheriff’s Office to identify criminals as part of a capstone project.

Surveillance meets AI to create 'predictive policing'. What can go wrong? www.lkldnow.com/students-tea...

25.06.2025 11:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How do Americans stand this jack-booted treatment? Where are the protectors of our individual liberties?

21.06.2025 15:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And I'm thinking 100% had the same skin color?

21.06.2025 15:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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