Mark

Dum dum Donald defying the Fox News edict about men and drinking straws

Who didn’t get the memo from that Fox News dipshit who declared real men don’t use straws?

Another dude not denying the asshole part. Harrumph! 🤣

Not me. I will take great joy in still being around when he kicks the bucket. And I hope to see it live on TV.

Glad to see voters in my city voted down the proposal to build a fortress for the police.

But you’re not denying the asshole part, huh? 😒🤣

Gym floor selfie with shredded tank,

All the loudmouthed aholes rolled into what had been an empty, quiet gym. Then there’s me- a plain, old, regular, garden variety asshole.

Calm lake on a sunny morning

Stopped for a moment of peace after finding the gym crowd extremely annoying today.

I’ll try harder tomorrow.

⬆️ truth

Donald Trump threatens 250% tariff on pharmaceuticals The threat comes as Trump's administration pressures pharmaceutical companies to lower drug prices for Americans.

So, dumb ass is going to address the disparity in drug costs paid by Americans compared to citizens of other nations by driving the prices up with tariffs. Genius move. 🙄
www.newsweek.com/donald-trump...

Can we expect a semen flavored ice cream?

Breast milk-flavored ice cream to be delivered in 9 months Frida’s upcoming offering aims to answer the question “everyone’s secretly wondered” — “What does breast milk actually taste like?”

Pass, hard pass.
www.nydailynews.com/2025/03/27/b...

Are they covered with bukkake?

Selfie with tank top pulled up above furry pecs

Daily dose of obnoxious attention whoring

Right. Because it’s the only day of the week I make you look at my bare chest.😜

Where were they at the time?

GM with a tug, tickle, and tongue kiss.

Redundant furry, bare chest selfie.

Tiddy Tuesday stuff

Maybe I can find booboos elsewhere too

Shirtless with arms in front showing an ouchie on forearm.

Such a big, dumb klutz, I don’t even know how or when I got the booboo.

DDS, fiche, and stick shifts might be niche and somewhat outdated technologies, but how tf did he make the intellectual leap to reading and writing being obsolete?

A little mouth to penis resuscitation is all you need. You’ll be fine.

I’ve no idea what a Sydney Sweeney is or what the fuss is all about. Nor do I care to find out.

Hopefully it will be a someone rather than a what, and he’ll be someone who likes hairy chests and wants to sit next to me getting handsy and mouthy.

Don’t try to educate me. I’m happy being big and dumb.

Sauna selfie with one pec in the shadows again, the other lit from over the shoulder.

Lurking in the shadows again this monochrome Monday.

Standing bare chested before a locker.

Who managed to sleep in then found interesting lighting?

45/47 gravestone with message advising visitors to wash hands after urinating.

Urinate hell. I’m taking a dump.

Furry chest in a top with and extremely deep scoop.

Too obvious?