Mark

If someone doesn’t use earbuds and listens to MAGA propaganda on speaker, should I retaliate with Bad Bunny?

I am, not unusually, late to the party and this may be an unpopular opinion. The latest Avatar would have been better if Cameron had edited it down to cut the run time in half.

Was it the beans?

Glutton

Greedy

Bare rump, bending over, in profile.

Is it tushie Tuesday or tea bag Tuesday?

I don’t believe the numbers. I can’t believe that 4 million people could endure a Kid Rock performance.

Having seen clips of Kid Schlock’s Toilet Paper USA performance I must say, I’d rather clamp jumper cables to my ball sack than see any more.

What the actual fuck. Recover quickly.

Want. In my mouth.

He has a shirt!

A little scruffy. Maybe I should shave…

T shirt depicting Jesus with the text/ Disappointments All of you

Jesus knows, and put it on a t shirt.

When you get to the gym and only two cars are in the lot… 😄
Then you realize it’s the two you consider asshole king and asshole queen…🤬

Silly boy. Those are Cheetos.

Nap time

Feeling nappish

Be careful, granny.

The resulting pump looks pretty damn good, too.

Oh you’re just saying that because you wanna fuck me.

McDonald's is offering McNugget Caviar kits. How to get one for free. McDonald's McNugget Caviar kits are available exclusively online starting on Tuesday, Feb. 10.

Ewww…🤮
www.usatoday.com/story/money/...

Did Trump offer to fund Gateway if transportation hubs renamed for him? "These naming rights aren’t tradable as part of any negotiations, and neither is the dignity of New Yorkers," said NY Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand.

FFS this can’t be real, can it?
www.northjersey.com/story/news/n...

Well bifle-moi, then. Avec un gros bite.

Furry, bare pecs.

It was a challenge hauling it out of bed. But at least it’s Friday and a chest day.

Ad for stretch shorts that won’t be see through when they stretch.

They’re obviously not trying to sell to the gays.

This may or may not be true. I hope it is.

Possibly(?) real french vocab Bifler- to slap someone in the face with a dick.

The language apps never teach you the useful stuff.

Remembering summer walks in the woods, bare chested and furry.

Looking forward to breaking out the summer wardrobe again.
(And slutting around in the woods.)

You mean tongue boner day.

Human skull donated to Michigan Goodwill store; police looking for woman responsible Police in Chelsea, Michigan, are looking to speak with a woman who dropped off a human skull at a thrift store last week.

Jesus, can’t a person clean out the freezer?
www.cbsnews.com/detroit/news...

A ginger with tan lines! What kind of sorcery is this? Makes no difference really, though. I’d tongue punch the starfish either way.

Shop signs at a strip mall. Wendy’s Loves Aldi Giant Dick’s

Don’t we all?