The Krautist

I have a dream that one day, my Steam wishlist will be empty not because I deleted all games on it in a fit of frustration, but because I own every game I want to own.

Once upon a time, I upgraded the Rig of Theseus from 2GB of RAM to 3GB of RAM because I was on 32-bit Windows and there was no point to four.

Okay, I have five thousand BBs to play with.

Now to print a quick test piece to see if making ball bearings with premade bearing balls works better.

It should, 3D printing spheres is really dodgy.

And what the hell is the deal with movie trailers that start with a five-second synopsis of the trailer before playing it in earnest?
Like.
Fuck off?

It's like googling recipes. They all start with lengthy anecdotes recounting the writer's life story and *eventually* leading up to how their beloved departed granny would make this recipe and GET ON WITH IT.

Continence?

From what I hear the campaign of Battlefield 6 isn't very good either, but at least it isn't insultingly bad so I guess they win by default?

"Why does Bruce Wayne beat up poor people instead of running the charity to end all charities?"

Oh gods.

He thinks he's Batman.

The best ones were the Bad Company games, because they actually put real effort into the stories. Just a shame the first one was never released on PC and to not confuse PC players they didn't make Bad Company 2 a sequel to Bad Company but its own story.

Battlefield is the one I prefer of the two but I still wouldn't say I'm crazy about either franchise. Campaigns tend to be short and shallow and only so they can claim to have them, and I'm not into competitive multiplayer.

So Cod Blops seven is an embarrassing piece of abject trash that is completely sinking next to its direct competitor Battlefield 6?

Okay.

I haven't bought a CoD game since... er...
Does WW2 being in Humble Monthly count? Because if it does, then since WW2. If not, since Modern Warfare 2.

With just a little rounding. 420 cubic inches is 6.9 litres and that is nice.

Always remember that the midichlorian is the powerhouse of the Force.

*deep yawn*
Well, that was wondeful! Good time was had by all, I'm pooped!

This seems like false advertising.

"Imagine no possessions" yeah alright John Lenin.

The framed picture of the cat standing on the pinball machine is a nice touch.

There is a city in the province of Cyrodiil called "Kvatch".

Which is a phonetic spelling of a German word meaning "nonsense".

Today I'm starting on Tiamat's Wrath.

Then there's just Leviathan Falls left and I have to find another franchise to listen to.

I really don't want to read about any billionaire's "love for children" because that story has played out enough times that I know how it ends.

They were probably gonna make a VR one around 2020 but couldn't find a way of stopping the playtesters from puking their guts out the entire time.

See, now you're thinking with portals.

See, this would not have happened with a weebialetti.

YouTube is now convinced I am a major Dead by Daylight fan.

I do not know why this is.

Never played it, never will. Not very interesting and only multiplayer on top of that. Get in the sea.

But YouTube be like "hey you might want to see this" no I really do not.

Irradiated guy goes green when he gets mad? Fair enough. The literal god of thunder? Sure, why not. Telekinetic and mind controlling witch? Absolutely no problem. Whatever the fuck Vision is? Great!

A fast guy? Can't be done, no sir.

It's just what regular, ordinary Swedish meal time is like.

It's not the fall that kills you.

It's either the winter, when the food runs out, or the spring, when the allergies come a-knockin'.

Gods dammit coffee is more important than hair!

Have some pre-dinner mayonnaise!
It's good for you!

That's what makes it fancy!