Krouven

Ykw, yesternight, i fell asleep on the living room couch after listening to every minecraft disc and geeking out about it. What am i hiding from?

...See how that sounds? What am I supposed to say if my mom wakes up right now?
"Wait. This isn't a dream?"

"Is this water for coffee?"

No, ma'am. It's 6:30 am and I'll be eating pasta. 🙂

So sorry to hear that. Healing needs time, so take it easy. She'll live forever in cherished memories.

WHAT?

Huh?

Ughhh you're giving me cavities this is so sweet

I want to become a talking cricket and show up to whoever gave the go-ahead for all this AI bullshit JUST to be the voice telling them "How about no?" because they are evidently in need of a conscience.

Istg this keeps fucking happening. I'm just chilling then i wonder about smthng and when i search it up BOOM fresh fucking news nobody else is commenting about because nobody else fucking knows about it

Now i feel like i am the only one who knew this.(?)

(Katseye danced to a brazilian song and ppl went crazy over it) (Do they know katseye is coming over? ...debatable) (No one mentioned it)

Depression is a fugly whore

What, katseye is coming to brazil is that real? Like, 2026? Am i getting pranked rn? Bc I'll kill the prankster idfc

Good jobs in general tbh

You mean WWE?

I didn't want to have this information. I just searched up "Netflix" to re-watch one of my favorite series and this bs invaded my monitor to assault my eyes.

And after what happened to Jimmy Kimmel.
He is either blind and didn't see what happened or dumb. We all know which is it because of the reason behind the boycott.

So, Elon wants to boycott Netflix... this must be soooo embarrassing for the americans.

Just realized this describes perfectly the energy i bring to the table

AND THEN THEY FUCKING MADE HER WHITE?????
Is this NOT cultural appropriation?! Sure sounds looks smells tastes and feels like it because she got named Rachel Roth, y'all, THEY MADE HER EUROPEAN WHEN HER INDIAN INFLUENCE IS HEAVIER THAN CASEOH AND THE DRUGS I WISH I WAS ON.

All spiritual aspects of the character... her meditation habits... all the chakra stuff...

In the comics, Raven was a vegetarian. Why? Her spiritual nature. You know... Ahimsa...

Do you know what's the most vegetarian country in the world? India. Why? Religion.

I was just-now years old when i found out about the heavy Indian influence in Raven's character.

She was inspired by Persis Khambatta, an indian actress model and writer.

The gemstone on her forehead was as bindi this whole time.

Azarath Metrion Zinthos is a mantra. Guess where mantras come from.

What if i don't forgive, nor forget, but don't attempt payback either?
What if I'm a petty bitch in silence?

What happened to forgiving without forgetting and forgetting without forgiving?

I never understood "forgive and forget." I can't do both and if i can i don't remember... lol

Se vc me permite ser extremamente nerdola por um momento, neve queima.
Ela solta fumaça e tem cheiro de plastico.

A grey kitten — that was recently bathed by a lion considering the very wet and spiky fur — has a vengeful look in its wide-eyed stare.

Idk what spunky means, but, given the context, I offer a kitten that looks like how "spunky" sounds.

Disappearing is easy.
Coming back is awkward.

Wow. In this political climate?
Someone needs to be fired.

Aye aye captain Chiitan!!

Uhm... i spaced out for a minute until i recognized Jacob Elordi.
Is he getting type casted? I'm pretty sure he has more to offer than playing another insufferable fuck boy.

Relatable