Jake Jarvi

Just listened to the first episode. Man, I love movie obsessives. The thing about the microfiche is like… yeah. Yeah, dude.

The no.1 mistake the del Toro press does ramping up to the release of a huge gothic movie is announcing it's NOT A HORROR MOVIE. Crimson Peak is a fucking masterpiece. But they did this shit. Now I see Issac and that Kissing Boother saying the same shit? Don't we want people to watch this thing?

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Just wall to wall bangers.

Yeah, dude!

WEAPONS is as good as movie-going gets. I haven’t felt that kind of energy in a theater full of people in awhile. Highest recommendation.

FIGHT OR FLIGHT. You dive in. Fun times. BULLET TRAIN but better. Then 40 mins in you’re like—What? Okay! We’re doing this?! Fuck yeah!

Buddy! Ha! Nice!

Dude. This hits hard. Why did every review suddenly have to couch its compliments with “though not perfect”. What’s fucking perfect, dude?! Did it make you feel something?! Fuck! Sorry. Just watched Life of Chuck.

The thing about Stephen King is that his inalienable belief in the goodness and kindness of most people is infectious and unfaltering. And Mike Flanagan can deliver that to the screen better than anyone. Life of Chuck, y’all. Fucked by the marketing. Way more than worth the rental.

You said wet shirt no break, not piss shirt bend bars!

Preach, sir.

Best of the best.

Dude. Brutal.

LAPD when they think nobody is watching

I remember pulling up to the streamies that year in front of the person who played Lizzie Bennett and she was getting out of a very normal person sedan in a very fancy and lovely dress and thinking… oh yeah. This is a fancy event where very normal people pretend to be fancy.

Today I lived the dream. One of the dozens of cables in kept in a drawer for years just in case actually plugged into something and saved the day.

Bunnicula forever. 4-ev-r

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I used to listen to Incubus while driving too fast with a cigarette in one hand. Now I pedal the bike with the child cart attached to daycare to pick up my kiddo while I listen to Incubus.

That sounds wonderful.

I love my echo chamber where everyone values the humanity of other people and enjoys the arts.

Madison area peeps, my documentary is showing at 4:30 TODAY at The Barrymore and I'll be there. Lots of tickets sold but there's some left! wifilmfest.eventive.org/schedule/67a...

Yeah, dude. We go in like a week and a half.

Blank Check with Griffin and David.

Two weeks away from shooting! Check out our Wefunder. Reach out to help us fill out our background in Chicago, Libertyville, and Woodstock. Come be a part of Christmas in April!

Was going through our rom-com script shotlisting and saw that we introduced our male lead as "handsome but doesn't know it" and full-on lost it. These are the good times.