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John Patrick Cooper

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Indie TTRPG Designer, Brooklynite, and all around Game Dork. Creator/Artist of Get in the Van and Dead Mall published by Exalted Funeral. I've just been playing the shit out of #indiettrpgs since getting laid off. HMU if you wanna talk/commisson/collab.

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He's so coked out!

05.08.2025 15:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hey! Thanks for the fine compliment! Appreciate it

31.07.2025 20:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
An adorable kitty kat in a blue striped rugby shirt. He has an entire miniature dungeon in his stomach. Cutaway photo.

An adorable kitty kat in a blue striped rugby shirt. He has an entire miniature dungeon in his stomach. Cutaway photo.

Hey! I just made Pumpkin's Incredible Catventure, a 2 page dungeon crawl that takes place in an adorable cat's stomach! Can you stop the death cult in time to save your friend!?!? - System agnostic with a couple simple 1d6 resolution tables. PWYW!
dystopianpublishing.itch.io/pumpkins-inc...

24.07.2025 03:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Loved the Marvel b&w mags!

18.07.2025 06:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Whoda thunk there'd be a 3rd string Defenders?

18.07.2025 03:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
Perfumes that don't Exist Zine Available on Gumroad

I absolutely love this e-zine. Perfumes that don't Exist Zine. Fantastic art, really wonderful stuff!
malpirigii.gumroad.com/l/perfumezine

18.07.2025 03:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Holy shit thatโ€™s badass!

12.07.2025 00:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Peak comic books for me. Nothing after beat this run afaic.

10.07.2025 23:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

SO MANY 3rd Stringers!

07.07.2025 16:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And none shall survive is a fucking banger of a cover

06.07.2025 01:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well not like IN PERSON or anything butโ€ฆ yeah sorta?

03.07.2025 11:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

SMUT PEDDLER!

03.07.2025 03:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Marie Severin is so slept on. But what a powerhouse bench on that series!

03.07.2025 03:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That Nick Fury cover tho!!!

26.06.2025 21:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wow this is cringe as the kids sayโ€ฆ

25.06.2025 11:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I ranked paperboy didnโ€™t rank cuomo

24.06.2025 23:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ah the classic "Conking their Heads Together" gambit... Well played tiny evil doll heroes, well played.

24.06.2025 01:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Loved this run! Jarvis taking over was a favorite at the time.

20.06.2025 17:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dang Giffen got on it too!

20.06.2025 00:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They shoulda kept Jean Grey dead after she died the FIRST TIME.

20.06.2025 00:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I zipped over to r/conservative on Reddit to see what they had to say about the assasinations today. Apparently the killer had "No Kings" memorabilia in his car....
How is it possible for people to be so stupid and still breathe?

15.06.2025 04:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Post a fictional death that devastated you.
OK it was probably being 12 but I was all sorts of fucked up on Jean Grey's demise in the X-men. Unfortunately they ruined it and brought her back. A million times.

15.06.2025 04:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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They can't be any worse than The Enforcers. They got a goddamn lariat guy.

15.06.2025 01:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Idk 11 year old me thought he was badass. I mean heโ€™d kill ppl with GIANT PINBALLS!

14.06.2025 07:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

WAY better than hobbitsโ€ฆ

14.06.2025 02:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And just what is wrong with a circus of CRIME?

14.06.2025 02:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Corben was a beastโ€ฆ RIP

14.06.2025 02:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh shit thatโ€™s my month too!

12.06.2025 23:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ok this is a hilarious game concept.

09.06.2025 17:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If youโ€™re reaching out to underrepresented artists who the fuck has the money to pay to play?

09.06.2025 17:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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