when i tried measuring his hamsomeness levels today the hamsomometer fucking exploded oh god
what does fugly jean have that i don't ????
few experiences are more humbling than making your s/o in tomodachi life but they wanna date the staple eldritch horror mii instead of you
things i care about
- horses
- water
- rhubarbs
this is what happens when u let ppl who're named after gemstones run amok
that "wuthering heights" movie is like cultural terrorism
everything i've learned about that movie has been against my will
happy flat fuck friday to those who celebrate 🐊🐊🐊
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today i advise you all to consider the humble giant isopod, nature's original roomba
happy hallowpeen
eating concrete
i never add anyone on steam bc the thought of other ppl knowing how many hours i spend running around in my silly little rpg's makes me wanna hurl
a bubdate
ryan murphy challenges my belief in freedom of expression
lucky! my birthday pokémon is fuckin stunfisk :/
they should make a car wash for humans
báo update:
behold, a man who gave himself a tummy ache from licking gravy residue but has learned zero lessons.
the cruel hierarchy of gilead was born of gender essentialism, it's a system where women are solely defined by their fertility which, now that i think about it, sounds quite terfy to me.
terfs misinterpreting the handmaid's tale will never fail to boil my piss. few novels are as clear & direct in their messages as the handmaid's tale, & margaret atwood herself has spoken in support of trans women!
2 months into my 30s & i've learned nothing
i wish i was a humble gourd
s2e18 "nectar of the odds" ............... i see y'all
i often think about that one episode of fairly oddparents where timmy & wanda basically milk cosmo's foot sweat & put it into lemonade ......... like, who wrote that episode??
recently the cold can of peaches i eat for lunch is the highlight of my life
my favourite sims spinoff omg!!!!!!!
the remaining 25% is split thusly: 5% xenomorph lore, 5% baked beans, 10% bree van de kamp, & the final 5% is apple juice (not from concentrate)
my love for my cat takes up a solid 75% of my personality
UPDATE from LA guinea pig rescue: youtu.be/qx6RQ8bNB-E?...
all the guinea pigs are out! with so many pregnant females, there's gonna be hundreds of new babies, so if you can, please donate, & if you're in LA/socal consider volunteering, fostering, adopting ❤️ #guineapigs #guineapig
