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The people have the power to redeem the work of fools

The thing about me is that I never know where my tube of e6000 is

Hate seeing a meme or something that I can't share because I no longer talk to the person that would find it funny/relevant

Big fucking mood: someone was blaring The Kill at the red light

I love you Jimi Hendrix

One day in 2021, someone unknown left a Cherokee service manual in my mailbox, and I still think about it all the time. Thank you XJ fairy, I love you.

Enemies to lovers arc but it's with the person I've been battling all week for a decent spot on the Duolingo diamond league leaderboard

I still want the Lightning McQueen Crocs. Literally the only pair of namebrand crocs I would buy.

Grateful I live in a place where I don't have to worry about fire ants

David (fraudulent)

The stupidest people ever to live are burning the world down around you. Keep that in mind when impostor syndrome has something to say about your projects.

A SKALETON WHOSE BEEN WAITIN FOR DECADE'S FOR THERE TIME TO COME, AND DESPITE THE FACT THAT THE TIDES OF POLITCAL POWER HAVE SHIFTED TO BE AS SUPID AS POSSIBLE ,ITS STILL NOT THERE TIME LOL, ITS ACTUALLY LESS THERE TIME NOW THAN EVER SOMEHOW LMAO, DA TEXT SAYS "THE UNITED STATE'S IS FUCKED UP, RUN BY A MORON & IN DEBT, ONCE AGAIN I AM A THOUGHT LEADER - "SAME" "I WAS FIRST" "BEEN DOIG IT FOR YEARS" "I INVENTED THIS SHYT" - STARTING TO GET A FEELING THAT IF THEY SAID "LET THEM EAT CAKE" WE WOULDENT GO FRENCH MODE BUT INSTEAD THE AMATEUR FACISTS WOULD JUST POST VIDEOS OF TEM SELVES EATING CAKE ON "X" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

ARE U A THOUGT LEADER TOO?? - dashare.zone ADMIN

I really really really should stop being reckless with my finances, but also I'm not gonna let concert opportunities pass me by sooooo

Won't be surprised if I end up with a mohawk

Oh noooooooooo 😫😫

The right music will always find you

Absolutely fucked up that I cannot physically listen to and comprehend all of the music I want to listen to at any given moment

Low battery warning interrupted my shower jam session with Seether and Chevelle. Wires in a wireless world.

What do the letters F O mean to you

Full volume in the headphones isn't enough I need to inject the music directly into my veins

I don’t want to make a fuckin account to use my toaster. I don’t want to fuckin subscribe to software. I don’t want to create a fuckin profile to watch TV. I don’t want to fuckin register my whatever to unlock whatever. I don’t want to download a fuckin app to access anything. Death to new logins

Keep planting flowers

Regrettable decision to eat this apple while in bed, but it's a really good apple so

How come thermometers don't feel the windchill. Lazy.

One of my long time dreams is to find the leather jacket that was Meant For Me™ on a random trip to the thrift store

Honestly, same

"i asked Chat GPT..." oh did you? do you ask vending machines for their opinions too?

Literally what is the point of anything

Happy birthday to my lord and savior Jimi Hendrix

May your forced social interactions be brief