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Hearing the words “suck it up twink” in a Garfield comic was not on my bingo card for today, but whaddayaknow ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

God I love thick tails so much. It’s made me consider giving my bull sona a dragon form just so that he can have a big tail too

“Would you want to hang out with me and smoke weed and fill up our bellies up with DIIEET soda and play burnout revenge on the ps2?”

Zim and Gir (another work doodle)

(WIP) Currently working a new avatar for streaming :p

A couple sits on a grassy hill and gazes up into the starry night sky.

An interpretive piece depicting two faces kissing, which when viewed from the front can also look like a single face.

A wolf, with his jaw dropped in abject horror

More work doodles. I really need to just sit down and draw at some point. But tbh with my parents on my back constantly about what I’m allowed to draw it feels artistically limiting. Can’t wait to get out of this stupid place

“We can handle of all your banking needs!” -John Doe, CEO of Buckley FCU

“5 ways to stop a perfectly natural human function and forever mess up your view of healthy sex”

Gotta love Christian purity culture! It totally didn’t mess me up and make me feel guilty the first time I had sex, nosiree!!

Surfs up~
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Soupman. He mans soup in the man soup soup man soup

In all seriousness, amazing film. It has my favorite trope (found family)

A PENNY FARTHING RACE?? Where is this at

fanservice :3

REAL. I need to do laundry and exercise and do dishes and I want to draw and practice guitar and maybe stream and oh what the heck I’m probably just gonna end up scrolling bsky or instagram for a few more hours

I love this reference

It’s kind’ve a similar situation to those who are homeless. Rather than trying to FIX the economy and infrastructure that causes people to be homeless and causes sex work to be a viable income source for some, they instead shoo these people away so they don’t have to witness it. It’s disgusting.

Just watched Superman. Loved so much about it:

Found family instead of biological family (I fucking love found family so much)

IMMIGRANTS AND FOREIGNERS ARE PEOPLE TOO

Superman isn’t just an action-hero cardboard cutout, he has depth

Best of all: Lex is a hateable prick instead of just a weirdo

Testing something. If you saw this,no the fuck you didn't.

can’t believe you would make art with Al smh /j

A collection of work doodles I’ve made in between working with customers at my job

Dear god:

If you didn’t intend for me to be gay, then why on earth did you make guys so hot?

Sincerely,

A gay who is tired of his sexuality being a topic of contention

I don’t get this one, I might be stupid

Reminder for y’all: please for the love of god take showers. Deodorant. Deodorant is good too.

I was working with a customer today who I could smell from OUTSIDE OF THE BUILDING. It took a lot out of me not to gag while working with them.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DONT BE LIKE THEM, CLEAN YOURSELF

I feel bad for those who live in the ocean, they’re not safe

“Do you know what a plethora is, Pepe?”

I think I got shit for using the word “belligerent” once. It’s a longer word, sure, but is it REALLY all that uncommon…?

Lol, yeah gotta love dental cleanings. But if you think that’s bad, try having a dental hygienist for a mother (she criticizes my teeth a lot and she does NOT take it easy when she cleans my teeth lol)

HAAANK!!! DONT ABBREVIATE CYBERPUNK!! HAAAAAAAAAANK!!!!!!

They LITERALLY brought about one of the biblical prophecies BY FORCE after WWII when they decided to forcefully remove Palestinians from their land and place Jewish people there to fulfill the prophecy about the Jewish people returning to their land after being scattered.

It scares me how much conservatives like to “play” god considering the fact that supposedly many of them worship a god.

As a bear (well, bull I suppose) myself, I love my fellow chubby men.
Although unfortunately that shrinks the dating pool for me as a lot of bears I’ve met are moreso into twinks/thinner bodies. Not all of them, of course, but in my experience, a lot of them are.