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Author, artist, & gender-fluid chaotic cheese goblin. ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ”ž They/Them - he or she as a treat. I LOVE PUNS AND BAD JOKES - consider yourself warned. <3

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Jing Yuan briefly wondered what he had gotten himself into, but he really didn't have the time to ponder that โ€“ he needed to get dressed. Somehow, he managed to get dressed and make it to the front of his delve before Caelus arrived, but only just. Caelus pulled up in a skiff bearing two obscenely massive cups of Immortalโ€™s Delight and a grin that told Jing Yuan that Caelus had likely already drunk at least one of them at that size. ...Does Caelus even know the meaning of โ€˜too much caffeineโ€™...?

โ€œMORNINโ€™, JINGY! Err... General. Sir.โ€ Caelus tried to bow and salute at the same time and nearly dropped the drinks. Jing Yuan just shook his head and stepped onto the skiff, giving the driver an apologetic look. Yutie stepped onto the skiff as well, stepping back into the shadows.

โ€œGood morning, Caelus. I am assuming this is the caffeine you mentioned? How... I do not think they sell this, ahh... this large normally...?โ€

Jing Yuan briefly wondered what he had gotten himself into, but he really didn't have the time to ponder that โ€“ he needed to get dressed. Somehow, he managed to get dressed and make it to the front of his delve before Caelus arrived, but only just. Caelus pulled up in a skiff bearing two obscenely massive cups of Immortalโ€™s Delight and a grin that told Jing Yuan that Caelus had likely already drunk at least one of them at that size. ...Does Caelus even know the meaning of โ€˜too much caffeineโ€™...? โ€œMORNINโ€™, JINGY! Err... General. Sir.โ€ Caelus tried to bow and salute at the same time and nearly dropped the drinks. Jing Yuan just shook his head and stepped onto the skiff, giving the driver an apologetic look. Yutie stepped onto the skiff as well, stepping back into the shadows. โ€œGood morning, Caelus. I am assuming this is the caffeine you mentioned? How... I do not think they sell this, ahh... this large normally...?โ€

Even the Idiot General Gets a Date
#Caelus #JingYuan

archiveofourown.org/works/80556006

03.03.2026 15:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
AO3 Experiencing Issues We are investigating reports of errors when trying to load AO3, including errors saying that AO3 is down, which seem to be related to the previous incident. We will update when we have more information!

[update] Investigating: We are investigating reports of errors when trying to load AO3, including errors saying that AO3 is down, which seem to be related to the previous incident. We will update when we have more information!

02.03.2026 22:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4405    ๐Ÿ” 530    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 984    ๐Ÿ“Œ 215
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WIP// The wedding scene

VEIL DONE!!! (Kind of.. I might tweak it more later)

#cryticstarsart #sampokoski #sampofanart #sampokoskifanart #soon... #progress

02.03.2026 14:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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โŸก๐Ÿš‚ #dancae

01.03.2026 18:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 168    ๐Ÿ” 66    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
AO3 Reachability Issues We are currently investigating reports of slowness and errors when trying to load AO3.

[update] Investigating: We are currently investigating reports of slowness and errors when trying to load AO3.

01.03.2026 18:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1242    ๐Ÿ” 136    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 67    ๐Ÿ“Œ 28

Absolutely! I love to see it, love to read it, love to write it. WeltCae needs more love.

01.03.2026 08:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The Artefacts of a Heart | #PhaiDei

CHAPTER ONE

With art by
@_lakitsune

Uncovering the mysteries of the Ancient Okheman ruins, Phainon, pursuing his PhD, and Mydei, his mentor, soon realize that their souls have known each other long before this life...

๐Ÿ–‡๏ธbelow to AO3!

28.02.2026 19:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17    ๐Ÿ” 14    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Smokin' hot pleasure-dom Astarion by the absolutely delightful @rielmayer.bsky.social

#astarion #astarionart #astarionfanart #boaf-art

28.02.2026 00:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 115    ๐Ÿ” 46    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 19    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I loooove CaeWelt & WeltCae

01.03.2026 03:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And it really is work, too. And stress. It's fun though

01.03.2026 00:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

my first playthrough as Dark Urge. Holy hell Durge is FUN

27.02.2026 05:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

while it is a relief to see Discord is no longer partnering with Persona and the age verification rollout has been delayed, that fact they still plan to go through with it is not great. Age verification doesn't ever reduce harm to children, just makes it easier to track people online.

24.02.2026 18:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1238    ๐Ÿ” 717    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Continue to add pressure to Discord!
support.discord.com/hc/en-us/art...

Call and write your elected officials regarding age-verification and the right to be anonymous online!
stop-paypros.neocities.org#law

Speak up against the repealing of section 230!
5calls.org/issue/sectio...

24.02.2026 18:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 89    ๐Ÿ” 71    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The innkeeper scoffed at you as he helped Boothill. "There's a hookup in the room t'keep bounties and..... finds... or do ya need a crate to keep your bounty in overnight?"

Boothill chuckled, a sinister sound that sent shivers of thrill down your spine. "Nah, partner. I've a mind to... test the goods before turning them in, if ya catch my drift..."

The innkeep chuckled humourlessly. "Indeed. Just so you know, bring in his bounty sheet to the man who sits at the booth next to the fire. You'll get more than the bounty, and he gets new merchandise, if you know what I mean."

Bingo. The prey you and Boothill were after. A man who buys bounties at a higher cost than the bounty, turns the bounty in, then sells the person in question, turning a profit on the black market. You whimpered, pulling away cautiously. Boothill snarled and yanked your chain again. "Don't be gettinโ€™ any forkin' ideas, doll-face. Scum like you ain't got a say in th'matter."

The innkeeper scoffed at you as he helped Boothill. "There's a hookup in the room t'keep bounties and..... finds... or do ya need a crate to keep your bounty in overnight?" Boothill chuckled, a sinister sound that sent shivers of thrill down your spine. "Nah, partner. I've a mind to... test the goods before turning them in, if ya catch my drift..." The innkeep chuckled humourlessly. "Indeed. Just so you know, bring in his bounty sheet to the man who sits at the booth next to the fire. You'll get more than the bounty, and he gets new merchandise, if you know what I mean." Bingo. The prey you and Boothill were after. A man who buys bounties at a higher cost than the bounty, turns the bounty in, then sells the person in question, turning a profit on the black market. You whimpered, pulling away cautiously. Boothill snarled and yanked your chain again. "Don't be gettinโ€™ any forkin' ideas, doll-face. Scum like you ain't got a say in th'matter."

Testing the Goods - a Boothill/Reader fic
#Boothill

archiveofourown.org/works/79929281

20.02.2026 19:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Colors are appearing!
#Ashveil #HonkaiStarRail #Planarcadia #art

19.02.2026 17:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A reference sheet drawn digitally
Left is Rie standing there with one hand extended a bit with a shark teeth smile. He has long flowing red hair that sweeps out to the right and ties off. His ahoge is large and almost curved into an S with a large one and a smaller one. He has pointy elf ears, a pink skin tone and gold freckles. He has black nails, scars on his hands and chest. He has two earings on the right, a large white star and a cuff thats shaped like a crown. The right is one large white star with two smaller ones on its left and bottom point. He has a green button up with a sharp collar and the top three buttons undone. He has a beown poncho with gold flowers, my usual 5 petal ones and roses, with a lighter brown spikey bottom half. He Has little tears on his poncho and shirt that are fixed with gold thread. He has a grey blue flared and slit jeans. He has a rope on the left thats ends are ghosts. He has a bandana around his right leg thats brown and has little ghosts. His boots are red with gold tassels (on poncho too). He has a long thin black demon tail that ends in a star. 
Top shows his eyes, outlined in green. Left is gold with a flower and right is a ghost. Theres his clothes color pallet, the simple RIE logo, closeup of his earrings and rope. At the far bottom is two blacked out sillowets of him and him with his hat on.
There's his shark gun cane. The handle is the thresher shark shaped gun with a red staff. He has a light brown cowboy's hat with a red hat band, two ghost pins and two green feathers.
Top middle is the Shork. A shark with horse legs and tail. it has a blue and pink tail with a green cowboy had and a red bandana
far right is two doodles on white backgrounds, top is hatless rie holding an iced drink while pointing at you and the bottom is him leaning against his cane with his legs crossed
text:
+Eats rocks
+trans man he/him
he will die without ahoge. Tail must be visible, hair must go out to side. Uses gloves with cold drinks

A reference sheet drawn digitally Left is Rie standing there with one hand extended a bit with a shark teeth smile. He has long flowing red hair that sweeps out to the right and ties off. His ahoge is large and almost curved into an S with a large one and a smaller one. He has pointy elf ears, a pink skin tone and gold freckles. He has black nails, scars on his hands and chest. He has two earings on the right, a large white star and a cuff thats shaped like a crown. The right is one large white star with two smaller ones on its left and bottom point. He has a green button up with a sharp collar and the top three buttons undone. He has a beown poncho with gold flowers, my usual 5 petal ones and roses, with a lighter brown spikey bottom half. He Has little tears on his poncho and shirt that are fixed with gold thread. He has a grey blue flared and slit jeans. He has a rope on the left thats ends are ghosts. He has a bandana around his right leg thats brown and has little ghosts. His boots are red with gold tassels (on poncho too). He has a long thin black demon tail that ends in a star. Top shows his eyes, outlined in green. Left is gold with a flower and right is a ghost. Theres his clothes color pallet, the simple RIE logo, closeup of his earrings and rope. At the far bottom is two blacked out sillowets of him and him with his hat on. There's his shark gun cane. The handle is the thresher shark shaped gun with a red staff. He has a light brown cowboy's hat with a red hat band, two ghost pins and two green feathers. Top middle is the Shork. A shark with horse legs and tail. it has a blue and pink tail with a green cowboy had and a red bandana far right is two doodles on white backgrounds, top is hatless rie holding an iced drink while pointing at you and the bottom is him leaning against his cane with his legs crossed text: +Eats rocks +trans man he/him he will die without ahoge. Tail must be visible, hair must go out to side. Uses gloves with cold drinks

Updated skinsuit sheet dropped!!
Hello gays and girlies, it is I, Rie.
#oc #ocart #Rieart

19.02.2026 02:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 22    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚

i am *almost* sorry

19.02.2026 02:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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TWO FIC SURPRISE! (Kinda)

Cupid is a Knavish Lad: Illuga accidentally catches Varka and Flins in the act, and spirals afterwards. #faelight #varflins (Don't have a good tag for all 3)

Explicit, 2.8k, Angst, Guilt, Accidental Voyeurism, and Illuga goes THROUGH IT.
archiveofourown.org/works/79710601

18.02.2026 06:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Lead me out on the moonlit floor: Originally a Flins/Illuga fic, it has been edited to merge with the Flins/Varka/Illuga plotline. There's a note about why and a link to the original version.
#faelight #varflins (Don't have a good tag for all 3)

Rated Mature, 3k. archiveofourown.org/works/754133...

18.02.2026 06:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i support this

18.02.2026 03:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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ๆฎ‹็ซ

17.02.2026 15:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 24    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Sampo Koski! Mad Hatter ๐Ÿช„๐ŸŽฉ
(Maybe? ๐Ÿ‘€)

First illustration of the year! It had to be my fav HSR character! Im so proud of this! I even made an animated gif version of it! Hope you like it!

#Sampokoski #hsr

07.01.2026 17:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 35    ๐Ÿ” 22    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Just in time for the last minutes of Valentineโ€™s Day have Boothill. What a shocker, ik

#boothill #hsr #hsrfanart

15.02.2026 06:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 45    ๐Ÿ” 15    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

same tho. <3

17.02.2026 01:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

no promises! ๐Ÿ˜‚

16.02.2026 19:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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dancae <3

16.02.2026 19:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 50    ๐Ÿ” 12    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i listed so many stories for the anthology >.> only kinda sorry >.>

16.02.2026 19:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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sisheng trio

16.08.2025 19:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 186    ๐Ÿ” 91    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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okay happy valentines day for real ๐Ÿ’Ÿ๐Ÿ’ #mydei #phainon

14.02.2026 16:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 67    ๐Ÿ” 26    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0