Glumpygoop

Pink Bologna Club when?

When you get that 2:17 am text and she tells you to come over

Getting paid to take a 10 min shit at work is one of the lords greatest gifts

When she goggin on my Walton

Mood

I can’t believe we’re wasting perfectly good air on Nazis

This holiday season, let’s not forget realestate corporations, student loan companies, banks, companies that price gouge, AI companies (especially the ones being used to profile people) and landlords.

The Algorithm has gained sentience

I bet if another billionaire gets assassinated we’ll have both sides of the isle begging for gun control

Spotify Wrapped is so stupid. Like, if it would at least shuffle ALL of my music randomly I would have totally different results. Instead I just get the same 20 songs over and over again.

Love a good Kubrick Stare

Great news, it arrived!

I would never

Yes

Tell them to face the other way if they don’t like it

I would want my employees to feel as comfortable as possible because I feel like that would keep them focused on work and not discomfort.

a man with a red clown nose and a red afro ALT: a man with a red clown nose and a red afro

If no one told you, comedy is legal here.

Can’t wait to wear this to baby girl

Screaming “I contain multitudes!” At my phone because Spotify keeps playing the same 20 songs from the same 3 genres instead of actually shuffling my music.

My bunny is holding me at gun point and forcing me to pet him

Charring the fuck out of this onion

Crime

TBH hoping that Tyson would turn an influencer into a gritty paste was the most united our nation has been in a while.

I’m so fucking high, right here, on the blue app.

This month has been brutal so far but I love you all.

But you have the quality followers

A genuinely heartwarming ending

Thankfully I never cared about twitch

Let the dark resurrection ritual begin!

Yeah it clicked when I saw his name in the credits. He was pretty good too!