Amy Ash

let’s leeroy jenkins through the strait of Hormuz, let’s just do it and be legends man

he’s gonna give a speech in front of an AI generated banner that says, “ŃMIMMS1ØN ACĞŒMPLISSHEP”

super smash bros fell off

Trailer for season 2 Deadloch features this great cast, a Hemsworth, a shirt with a hammerhead shark on it, multiple crocs, angry tour guides; they have ticked every single box, no notes 🐊🙌🏻 March 20 cannot come soon enough youtu.be/bEu3XAz0otY?...

A monarch caterpillar climbing a chopstick

Different caterpillar climbing the chopstick and reaching upward

I put a chopstick in the milkweed pot and they love it. it’s the place to be. anyone who’s anyone is climbing the chopstick.

mom said it’s my turn with the soul

when the government steals an hour from you they give it to me, I’d love to say I use it for good instead of evil but that’s just not true

2026 stylecast
OUT: chunky sneakers
IN: sleeker profiles à la adidas samba/gazelle/japan
OUT: ultra minimalist jewelry
IN: siphoning gas

[bookended by two prolonged periods of complete silence] i’m just sayin’

I’m so sorry. Thank you for sharing this with us and I wish your family love and healing.

gonna be so cool to watch the government try to explain and implement gas rationing by odd-even days to 2026 America

THREAD: I got laid off from NYMag/Vulture after 14 years. The family lost 75% of income + medical. Now mzs.press bookstore, once a side project. is do-or-die for Judith & I. I feel weird telling you this because others are doing much worse. But if you could like or share this, we'd be so grateful!

(Springsteen voice) hreeuuuh yeaaahghh

7h ago 16.07 EST Ali Larijani, the secretary of the supreme national security council of Iran, said that the US is "stuck in the quagmire of its own miscalculations" because of Donald Trump, whom he says has already failed to reach his goals.

You can’t just throw these Dowager Countess zingers at America, they don’t know wtf you’re talking about

you always wanted to see the painted desert, go there to meet god or oblivion

don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight, walk away from your mortgage, just start driving, you’re free

I don’t like knowing these things but I do like making it everyone else’s problem

A picture of rotta the hutt with the caption, “rotta was friendly and happy”

before he started watching Clavicular

they work so hard to become a chrysalis, they deserve it 😭

A chrysalis hanging from very skinny yarn on a chopstick in a houseplant

Found this lil guy on the ground after his plant toppled over in the wind, he’s freshly formed and fragile but I’m hoping for the best

they really need to teach children the cons of literacy

Rotta “stinky” the hutt is a manosphere streamer ass name

it was all worth it just to see rotta the hutt mogging the normies

“is rotta the hutt looksmaxxing??” I ask as my friends buy me an ice cream cone to make my last day the best day ever

Every day Taylor Swift encourages Travis Kelce to be a big brave boy and walk by the cat

The weirdly muscular Jabba from the new Star Wars movie

When I order a quarter pounder and 20 McNuggets but ask for water instead of a coke

“Rotta the Hutt’s cum gutters” would’ve been a solid golden age twitter display name. We used to be a country.

who up growing a new proboscis

Tobias fünke portraits where he’s wearing four different outfits - professor, doctor, tennis player, and leather + ball gag

kristi noem running the department of homeland security

Tough week! Gotta get done a ton of stuff tomorrow, but right now my brain is fried.

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