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What game is this?

04.08.2025 04:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I fear tungsten balanced film would make me too powerful

04.08.2025 02:53 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A darkening pastel sunset over San Diego bars and cars on Kodak ultramax

A darkening pastel sunset over San Diego bars and cars on Kodak ultramax

blurry but cute sunset on film last month

04.08.2025 02:52 β€” πŸ‘ 84    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
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I don’t know what changed, but this is what it feels like to use this website now

03.08.2025 17:14 β€” πŸ‘ 4860    πŸ” 540    πŸ’¬ 27    πŸ“Œ 0

wifi has been out all day, I’ve just been shuffling around picking up objects and staring at them like the little mermaid finding a fork

03.08.2025 05:55 β€” πŸ‘ 317    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1

That's how you can tell human authors from AI.

AI will put in some em dashes, then apologise and take them out when told off.

Human authors will climb the filing cabinet, hissing, and defend their right to em dashes with a loaded stapler.

01.08.2025 11:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2285    πŸ” 711    πŸ’¬ 46    πŸ“Œ 113

I’m sorry it’s so funny that there are people in the year 2025 figuring out there are a lot of Asian people at some American universities, one hour at UC Irvine would reduce you to a pile of ashes

02.08.2025 16:12 β€” πŸ‘ 284    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
Some Asian people posted a photo of themselves having dinner. It reads: "Went to a fancy dinner in SF and everybody went to Harvard (or Stanford)"

The next day, the followed up with a tweet that reads: "Almost all of us are Americans. FWIW, More of us are Americans than Asian."

Some Asian people posted a photo of themselves having dinner. It reads: "Went to a fancy dinner in SF and everybody went to Harvard (or Stanford)" The next day, the followed up with a tweet that reads: "Almost all of us are Americans. FWIW, More of us are Americans than Asian."

Two quote tweets. The first has a racist drawing of Asian people and it says "I rent to fancy dinnah and everybody rent 2 Havah (or Stanfah)."

The other shows Yale's Skulls and Bones society in the 1940s, where a bunch of White Anglo-Saxon Protestant men in suits are composed for a group photo. An Italian man writes: "This is what Ivy Leaguers are supposed to look like."

Two quote tweets. The first has a racist drawing of Asian people and it says "I rent to fancy dinnah and everybody rent 2 Havah (or Stanfah)." The other shows Yale's Skulls and Bones society in the 1940s, where a bunch of White Anglo-Saxon Protestant men in suits are composed for a group photo. An Italian man writes: "This is what Ivy Leaguers are supposed to look like."

Two quote tweets. The first reads: "Foreigners post stuff like this and then act surprised that GenZ males are so far right they'd make Rush Limbaugh blush.  I hope they realize Trump is their last chance for a moderate solution."

The other reads: "I’m so glad that 17 Americans didn’t get to go to Harvard or Standford because these peoples parents spent $10,000 on SAT prep"

Two quote tweets. The first reads: "Foreigners post stuff like this and then act surprised that GenZ males are so far right they'd make Rush Limbaugh blush. I hope they realize Trump is their last chance for a moderate solution." The other reads: "I’m so glad that 17 Americans didn’t get to go to Harvard or Standford because these peoples parents spent $10,000 on SAT prep"

Two quote tweets. The first reads: "Living exclusively around these people for over 15 years is what turned me into a nazi. They're like this all the time."

The other reads: "Not going to lie, very depressing to see our hallowed western university system turn into a network of Striver Universities for intellectually incurious exam maxxing Kumon monsters"

Two quote tweets. The first reads: "Living exclusively around these people for over 15 years is what turned me into a nazi. They're like this all the time." The other reads: "Not going to lie, very depressing to see our hallowed western university system turn into a network of Striver Universities for intellectually incurious exam maxxing Kumon monsters"

Interesting how much resentment this photo created from white conservatives who assumed that the dismantling of DEI meant elite schools would return to the 1940s.

02.08.2025 04:49 β€” πŸ‘ 6688    πŸ” 847    πŸ’¬ 296    πŸ“Œ 197
Dr Seuss book titled Put Me in the Zoo

Dr Seuss book titled Put Me in the Zoo

My new favorite phrase of exasperation

02.08.2025 15:23 β€” πŸ‘ 93    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I propose a leftist manosphere (groups of men pondering the same orb together)

01.08.2025 22:25 β€” πŸ‘ 143    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 0

Ah Benito Muesli, my least favorite oatocrat

01.08.2025 21:51 β€” πŸ‘ 63    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

dating takes effort and vulnerability and often feels unfair! sorry! that’s just being a person.

01.08.2025 21:36 β€” πŸ‘ 159    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

If you meet a woman and all her boyfriends are genuinely terrible people maybe you don’t need to fix, save, or obtain her and instead need to meet other women

01.08.2025 20:40 β€” πŸ‘ 91    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œWomen only date jerks” is only a problem if you’re trying to rack up β€œwomen” as a stat, including those who aren’t compatible with or interested in you, rather than date people who *are* interested in you.

01.08.2025 20:35 β€” πŸ‘ 190    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 3

If you are able to laugh at yourself and cook a decent (not fancy) meal, that’s like 90% of the way to getting laid no matter your gender imo

01.08.2025 19:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1451    πŸ” 145    πŸ’¬ 45    πŸ“Œ 36
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I’m a real life human woman and my secret advice for men is to talk to us like we’re people

01.08.2025 17:39 β€” πŸ‘ 682    πŸ” 88    πŸ’¬ 29    πŸ“Œ 2

what will help men get laid is compressinh their penises into fun shapes, such as pyramid, or festive thanskigivng turkey

01.08.2025 17:08 β€” πŸ‘ 461    πŸ” 57    πŸ’¬ 49    πŸ“Œ 11

rolling into town like a jrpg character and demanding to see the mayor

01.08.2025 14:06 β€” πŸ‘ 3201    πŸ” 393    πŸ’¬ 51    πŸ“Œ 4

he plans on never leaving

31.07.2025 22:31 β€” πŸ‘ 404    πŸ” 34    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 1

I like the strategy of not letting Dersh have any of the pierogis. I think this is scalable.

31.07.2025 16:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1615    πŸ” 178    πŸ’¬ 61    πŸ“Œ 17

people joining bluesky in 2025

31.07.2025 11:54 β€” πŸ‘ 124    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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The only trustworthy information left on the internet either comes from Reddit or a page like this.

31.07.2025 05:45 β€” πŸ‘ 529    πŸ” 59    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 0
A grey dog laying on her back with one eye open

A grey dog laying on her back with one eye open

Wish my hunting hound would hurry up and hunt us some dinner

31.07.2025 01:10 β€” πŸ‘ 182    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0
A monarch caterpillar looking like its posing with a flower

A monarch caterpillar looking like its posing with a flower

Bug posed for a Sears style portrait

31.07.2025 00:39 β€” πŸ‘ 186    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

That’s right

31.07.2025 00:27 β€” πŸ‘ 35    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

*Ms.

30.07.2025 18:28 β€” πŸ‘ 33    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Miss Rachel Instagram post: 

I posted a photo of a severely
malnourished child in Gaza. Some have tried to discredit the horror by the new information that he has pre-existing health problems.
Let's be clear:
Starving a child who is sick doesn't make it less horrific. They are being denied healthy food and medical care.
Another girl named Rahaf, 12, who also had medical conditions and was severely malnourished is doing so much better now that she was evacuated. Fadi, who has CF, also gained weight when evacuated treated.
Every child deserves to be fed, loved, and cared for. No exceptions.

Miss Rachel Instagram post: I posted a photo of a severely malnourished child in Gaza. Some have tried to discredit the horror by the new information that he has pre-existing health problems. Let's be clear: Starving a child who is sick doesn't make it less horrific. They are being denied healthy food and medical care. Another girl named Rahaf, 12, who also had medical conditions and was severely malnourished is doing so much better now that she was evacuated. Fadi, who has CF, also gained weight when evacuated treated. Every child deserves to be fed, loved, and cared for. No exceptions.

As usual, Miss Rachel said it better than me.

30.07.2025 18:23 β€” πŸ‘ 3624    πŸ” 920    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 28

(bravely) children shouldn’t be deprived of food or medicine

30.07.2025 17:56 β€” πŸ‘ 473    πŸ” 79    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 3

Congratulations to you and the whole family!! ❀️❀️❀️

30.07.2025 17:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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