What game is this?
04.08.2025 04:40 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0@lolennui.bsky.social
Jokes @ The Onion lolennui.com
What game is this?
04.08.2025 04:40 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I fear tungsten balanced film would make me too powerful
04.08.2025 02:53 β π 24 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0A darkening pastel sunset over San Diego bars and cars on Kodak ultramax
blurry but cute sunset on film last month
04.08.2025 02:52 β π 84 π 6 π¬ 4 π 0I donβt know what changed, but this is what it feels like to use this website now
03.08.2025 17:14 β π 4860 π 540 π¬ 27 π 0wifi has been out all day, Iβve just been shuffling around picking up objects and staring at them like the little mermaid finding a fork
03.08.2025 05:55 β π 317 π 12 π¬ 5 π 1That's how you can tell human authors from AI.
AI will put in some em dashes, then apologise and take them out when told off.
Human authors will climb the filing cabinet, hissing, and defend their right to em dashes with a loaded stapler.
Iβm sorry itβs so funny that there are people in the year 2025 figuring out there are a lot of Asian people at some American universities, one hour at UC Irvine would reduce you to a pile of ashes
02.08.2025 16:12 β π 284 π 17 π¬ 2 π 0Some Asian people posted a photo of themselves having dinner. It reads: "Went to a fancy dinner in SF and everybody went to Harvard (or Stanford)" The next day, the followed up with a tweet that reads: "Almost all of us are Americans. FWIW, More of us are Americans than Asian."
Two quote tweets. The first has a racist drawing of Asian people and it says "I rent to fancy dinnah and everybody rent 2 Havah (or Stanfah)." The other shows Yale's Skulls and Bones society in the 1940s, where a bunch of White Anglo-Saxon Protestant men in suits are composed for a group photo. An Italian man writes: "This is what Ivy Leaguers are supposed to look like."
Two quote tweets. The first reads: "Foreigners post stuff like this and then act surprised that GenZ males are so far right they'd make Rush Limbaugh blush. I hope they realize Trump is their last chance for a moderate solution." The other reads: "Iβm so glad that 17 Americans didnβt get to go to Harvard or Standford because these peoples parents spent $10,000 on SAT prep"
Two quote tweets. The first reads: "Living exclusively around these people for over 15 years is what turned me into a nazi. They're like this all the time." The other reads: "Not going to lie, very depressing to see our hallowed western university system turn into a network of Striver Universities for intellectually incurious exam maxxing Kumon monsters"
Interesting how much resentment this photo created from white conservatives who assumed that the dismantling of DEI meant elite schools would return to the 1940s.
02.08.2025 04:49 β π 6688 π 847 π¬ 296 π 197Dr Seuss book titled Put Me in the Zoo
My new favorite phrase of exasperation
02.08.2025 15:23 β π 93 π 9 π¬ 2 π 0I propose a leftist manosphere (groups of men pondering the same orb together)
01.08.2025 22:25 β π 143 π 13 π¬ 9 π 0Ah Benito Muesli, my least favorite oatocrat
01.08.2025 21:51 β π 63 π 4 π¬ 4 π 1dating takes effort and vulnerability and often feels unfair! sorry! thatβs just being a person.
01.08.2025 21:36 β π 159 π 15 π¬ 2 π 0If you meet a woman and all her boyfriends are genuinely terrible people maybe you donβt need to fix, save, or obtain her and instead need to meet other women
01.08.2025 20:40 β π 91 π 3 π¬ 3 π 0βWomen only date jerksβ is only a problem if youβre trying to rack up βwomenβ as a stat, including those who arenβt compatible with or interested in you, rather than date people who *are* interested in you.
01.08.2025 20:35 β π 190 π 14 π¬ 9 π 3If you are able to laugh at yourself and cook a decent (not fancy) meal, thatβs like 90% of the way to getting laid no matter your gender imo
01.08.2025 19:03 β π 1451 π 145 π¬ 45 π 36Iβm a real life human woman and my secret advice for men is to talk to us like weβre people
01.08.2025 17:39 β π 682 π 88 π¬ 29 π 2what will help men get laid is compressinh their penises into fun shapes, such as pyramid, or festive thanskigivng turkey
01.08.2025 17:08 β π 461 π 57 π¬ 49 π 11rolling into town like a jrpg character and demanding to see the mayor
01.08.2025 14:06 β π 3201 π 393 π¬ 51 π 4he plans on never leaving
31.07.2025 22:31 β π 404 π 34 π¬ 15 π 1I like the strategy of not letting Dersh have any of the pierogis. I think this is scalable.
31.07.2025 16:55 β π 1615 π 178 π¬ 61 π 17people joining bluesky in 2025
31.07.2025 11:54 β π 124 π 10 π¬ 3 π 0The only trustworthy information left on the internet either comes from Reddit or a page like this.
31.07.2025 05:45 β π 529 π 59 π¬ 14 π 0A grey dog laying on her back with one eye open
Wish my hunting hound would hurry up and hunt us some dinner
31.07.2025 01:10 β π 182 π 5 π¬ 5 π 0A monarch caterpillar looking like its posing with a flower
Bug posed for a Sears style portrait
31.07.2025 00:39 β π 186 π 23 π¬ 3 π 1Thatβs right
31.07.2025 00:27 β π 35 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0*Ms.
30.07.2025 18:28 β π 33 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Miss Rachel Instagram post: I posted a photo of a severely malnourished child in Gaza. Some have tried to discredit the horror by the new information that he has pre-existing health problems. Let's be clear: Starving a child who is sick doesn't make it less horrific. They are being denied healthy food and medical care. Another girl named Rahaf, 12, who also had medical conditions and was severely malnourished is doing so much better now that she was evacuated. Fadi, who has CF, also gained weight when evacuated treated. Every child deserves to be fed, loved, and cared for. No exceptions.
As usual, Miss Rachel said it better than me.
30.07.2025 18:23 β π 3624 π 920 π¬ 20 π 28(bravely) children shouldnβt be deprived of food or medicine
30.07.2025 17:56 β π 473 π 79 π¬ 14 π 3Congratulations to you and the whole family!! β€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈ
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