I’m not the step dad I’m the dad that stepped up
02.03.2026 13:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m not the step dad I’m the dad that stepped up
02.03.2026 13:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0They bombed a girls’ school.
01.03.2026 20:01 — 👍 102 🔁 27 💬 1 📌 0If Ilhan Omar hit me with that last line I would simply never show my face ever again
01.03.2026 18:43 — 👍 190 🔁 12 💬 4 📌 0"American innovation" now refers to making a kind of atrocity cronut by combining insider trading with war crimes.
01.03.2026 15:19 — 👍 2749 🔁 746 💬 42 📌 25Their thriving little world is my favorite cheap thrill
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Two monarch caterpillars on milkweed
absolutely immense this morning
01.03.2026 18:03 — 👍 142 🔁 3 💬 6 📌 0My large adult gay son who nobody had heard of four months ago is on national tv!!!!!!
01.03.2026 04:38 — 👍 197 🔁 5 💬 4 📌 1This obviously very stupid but is it also smart? We’ll talk to some liars after this break.
01.03.2026 00:23 — 👍 4118 🔁 730 💬 10 📌 13“grok tell me how to feel about the US government bombing an elementary school”
28.02.2026 23:50 — 👍 117 🔁 14 💬 0 📌 0bluesky clippy: hey there! you seem to be mad at something but not the person you’re yelling at. would you like some help self-regulating?
28.02.2026 23:24 — 👍 2363 🔁 330 💬 24 📌 7“everyone’s 12” was an overestimate
28.02.2026 21:41 — 👍 167 🔁 10 💬 4 📌 0powerful academics getting to retire after being linked to a child sex trafficer is not "accountability" or "facing consequences" or "a reckoning" or "justice" it's just them retiring. These institutions continue to beclown themselves. Divest.
27.02.2026 23:50 — 👍 1297 🔁 361 💬 10 📌 3it doesn’t seem so bad as long as you don’t remember anything that’s ever happened
28.02.2026 20:17 — 👍 396 🔁 70 💬 0 📌 1
This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t
28.02.2026 15:54 — 👍 10128 🔁 2759 💬 90 📌 127
Two caterpillars eating milkweed
Pixar characters voiced by mulaney and kroll
28.02.2026 19:23 — 👍 43 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
Two monarchs caterpillars on milkweed
his job is milkweed
28.02.2026 19:15 — 👍 219 🔁 12 💬 6 📌 0jesus christ
28.02.2026 18:34 — 👍 51 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Abolish this entire industry.
bsky.app/profile/lole...
Polymarket listing for “US next strikes Iran on…?” and the volume is $54M right now
this is hell
28.02.2026 17:01 — 👍 506 🔁 91 💬 9 📌 15
Screenshot of my profile with Norma Jean the goat (black and tan with her ears out) from Merrymac Farm sanctuary. Followed by a skeet from Amy Ash featuring her black and tan dashing with its ears helicoptered out.
I am curating the perfect skyline @merrymacsanctuary.bsky.social
@lolennui.bsky.social
28.02.2026 02:57 —
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he’s off to see the world before college
28.02.2026 02:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Two dachshunds wearing cable knit sweaters
he has a quince sweater. I don’t have a quince sweater.
28.02.2026 01:59 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0he’s missing out on airplane ears 💔
28.02.2026 01:44 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0he’s a very fancy boy, really impeccable taste
28.02.2026 01:34 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
A dog with his ears flapping in the air as he turns his head
action shot
28.02.2026 01:25 — 👍 584 🔁 36 💬 13 📌 0My favorite chapter of The Art of War is “Plans?? who are you, death cab for cutie??”
27.02.2026 23:25 — 👍 264 🔁 13 💬 6 📌 0
“just fuckin fight everyone at once lol”
– Sun Tzu
the ideology in question? men’s collegiate a capella
27.02.2026 22:53 — 👍 61 🔁 8 💬 4 📌 0
A screenshot of Rachel Dratch from SNL. She's a white woman with short dark hair and blue eyes, and she's making an awkward expression that implies, "Sorry I have to tell you this and ruin your good time. But also I'm kind of not sorry about it." I've added a subtitle that reads, "That's AI."
an updated debbie downer sketch but it's friends showing her funny videos and she has to respond like this to every single one like this:
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