Teej

my boo thang and I!❤️💙😂
@brwcrw4lyfe.bsky.social

If you grew up in Milwaukee watching a Brewers team who volleyed violently year to year between squeaking into the playoffs or being the worst team in baseball, Bob Uecker was a huge part of your life. This one absolutely stings.

We lost a legend today, this man has been a part of my life, his voice invokes so many memories, the first time sports made me cry, riding around with my dad, sitting in my driveway for 15 minutes in a big moment….

Juuuuust a Bit Outside

RIP Bob Uecker

a man with long hair and a beard is holding a cup and the word dude is on the bottom ALT: a man with long hair and a beard is holding a cup and the word dude is on the bottom

Not @eshaenic.bsky.social trying to tell me we don’t know how to tailgate, we fucking invented tailgating

The Cheez-It Bowl rules because Illinois and South Carolina are two of our most football teams. Not best but most

Right into the ground, I broke in July

time zones imply the existence of zones without time

Every NYE I throw away everything I own so I can start over and see if I can do better the following year

People go to Vikings games??

When I find myself dehydrated
A glass of water
Right in front of me
I'm so freaking lazy
I don't drink

You should drink you should drink
You should drink you should drink
You don't need all that chapstick
You should drink

I kicked my dog off the bed and now she’s sitting in the corner humming a Sarah McLachlan song

My wife and I “got into it” because she says the tree stays up til New Years

Christmas is over, it’s Valentines Day now, gotta keep er movin

coming out firmly opposed to christmas music in the bar after christmas

like there are arguments to be had about how early is too early but "after christmas" by any amount is too far

Don’t we all though????

"There are hidden blessings in every struggle"
ME: Come say that to my face. 🤣

This year for Christmas I got added to TWO group chats, with a bunch of people that aren’t in my contacts

ADHD is so embarrassing. Oh no, my brain has way more channels than I need

Don’t worry by this time next year she won’t be legally allowed to

I hope my wife buys me a $60,000 car without me knowing about it for Christmas

💙❤️

This is brilliant, truly phenomenal

Doctor: How are you?
Me: I'm good.
Doctor: What brings you here today?
Me: I'm doing bad.

Whoever this is, they’re tragically right.

“If you aren’t everything to everyone, you’re failing, you’re letting people down”

- Me, to me, forgetting that I too, am an everyone

If you go to bed 45 minutes before your alarm it will solve your problem, and create many others

Depression is like being colorblind and then constantly told about how colorful the world is