Arnold Palmer’s Fat Cock

I got banned from Facebook so now we have to be enemies of the state on here.

i am the goat

AYO where the shitposters on here

Dawg I was telling my coworker I probably got suspended for shoving my vape up my ass on Facebook while I was changing a girl’s piercings and her fuckin memo when she paid me 😭😭

Ya you can hit my vape

My Facebook got disabled so fuck that place.

Accidentally girlbossed too close to the sun and now I have to kiss 14 people on New Year’s Eve.

Reddit, you can’t put these two stories right next to each other. I got excited.

Friend sent me this.
🤣🤣🤣🤣

Dude has the opportunity to go to Alaska and do the funniest shit known to mankind

A goose wearing shades on a pink background with text that says "people pleasing is over, become unacceptable"

I do love me a good parade (◡‿◡✿)
#nokings

Gonna get out my ouija board to tell him psst psst psst

“You really think these riots are a good thing??”

I mean they were a good thing for 18th century France soo

When you’re watching true crime and there’s a child with a feeding tube

A face tattoo would fix me

The Last of Us good af idc that Ellie is played by the larval stage of Amy Schumer

Damn the pope hated meeting JD Vance so much that he died

My humor is so broken, I’ve been wheezing over this for five minutes 😭

Sad that a Tesla used to be my dream car, and now I just cringe every time I see one

Us freeing ourselves from kings only to bring them back several hundred years later would be the appropriate conclusion given our founders' obsession with ancient Rome

is this anything

💙 #knightsofguinevere

“I didn’t know there was a Sonic The Hedgehog cartoon.”

Me, an autistic;

I need to get on here more tbh

Imagine you release balloons for your dead family member and they get reincarnated as a deer and eat the balloon and fuckin’ die again