vander's underwire 🍈🍈

it sucks so much dude, i can think of maaaybe 1 fandom ive ever been in where this wasnt the case with every pairing

society if ppl didnt look at a pairing and decide that the skinner one is the main character of the relationship

hhhhh having one of those days (& lives) where its like. if bodily autonomy is off the table then id prefer not to have a body at all but unforch here we are.

screenshot of a google docs document. it reads: That’s all well and good, thinks Silco irritably the next afternoon, but now he has to bother with actually finding a pair of the damn things. He’s backed himself into a corner: he can’t ask Vander, since that would give away the game, nor can he ask someone like Sevika because workplace sexual harassment has never appealed to him from the giving or the receiving end. The only thing to do is to find a shop himself, and that should be easy enough. Topsiders still cling to the view (privately, outside of polite conversation) that the undercity is enticingly and dirtily sexed up, after all, and while sex up there is no less of the thing it is than sex down here, here is where many blushing Piltovians come to make their unmentionable purchases. The first approach Silco takes is to walk up and down the blocks, looking for a shop. He’s not sure what he’s looking for. In his mind’s eye he imagines a storefront like any other, only with a window display full of dildos. It’s not as if he’s shopped for things like these before. Of course, he and Vander used toys when they were younger, more vivacious and more flexible, but those toys were of dubious quality and more often than not they were something cobbled together impatiently. Fondly he remembers cinching his own hair ties around Vander’s nipples, listening to him wince and groan and then finally stroke Silco’s loose hair when he reached the precipice between pain and the absence of sensation. Less fondly he remembers disassembling a ball peen hammer, chosen for the name alone, and shoving a condom over the handle.

whats a guy gotta do to find nipple clamps for his beautiful big-titted husband

more thorts. jayce still meets silco but its about shipping shimmer to zaun (in this au shimmer in piltover is an expensive wonder drug). maybe silco wants a hex crystal in return ?

alright its gonna be vander in nipple clamps but before that we have to put silco through the mortifying ordeal of buying nipple clamps from his sort-of-brother-in-law

[jigsaw voice] Vander Is A Milf. to me

hold on youre so so smart. older vanco playing around with nipple clamps..............

iiiiii want to write more vander titty fic but have no ideas except Titty

OKAY so. instead of jinx blowing up the council its caitlyn trying to snipe silco but nailing vander instead. vanders post-resurrection form is like. somewhere btwn shimmered-up vander from s1e3 & warwick. vanders blood has regenerative properties or something from all the shimmer. etc.

like. i think making silco jayce is so so so much more interesting to explore. silco would take better to politics than jayce but would not be granted golden boy status (or maybe he does, that would also be fun). vander gets ??? killed & silco drags him to the lab to shimmer his entire situation up

teeheee thats just what their idea of normal sex is

jumping up & down & clapping my hands this is so true

okay i think in shimmer-hextech roleswap au where vanco is jayvik the trial goes differently. vander cuts a deal with grayson and visits silco before the trial, they break into uhhh the office (wondering if heimerdinger and singed should stay as-is) and have something to present to the council.

screencap of an ao3 fic listing. it reads: teen rating, m/m, completed. i really love the things that you do by bastaerd for ghostmilky. arcane: league of legends (cartoon 2021). 18 feb 2026. no archive warnings apply, silco (arcane:league of legends)/vander (league of legends), vander (league of legends), silco (arcane: league of legends), benzo (arcane: league of legends), powder from s02e07 AU (arcane: league of legends), ekko's alternate universe from episode: s02e07 pretend like it's the first time (arcane), established relationship, domestic fluff, fluff, gift giving, secret admirer, relationship discussions, soft silco (arcane: league of legends), soft vander (league of legends), dialogue heavy. Today Vander takes a short, hot shower, dresses, spends a cursory amount of time grooming his beard and scraping his hair back into a bun. He anticipates a slow day today, which suits him just fine. They’re doing alright where money is concerned, and the days where he had to agonize over decimals are long behind him. Now it only means he has time to think, time to breathe. Time to hum to himself while he puts the coffee on, the scent of a good dark roast slowly permeating the air as he studies the bouquet on the counter. language: english, words: 3,985, chapters: 1/1, comments: 1, kudos: 11, bookmarks: 1, hits: 39.

fic done!!! here's vander and silco being disgusting about one another.
archiveofourown.org/works/79788051

need vander bouncing and moaning on it

The people yearn for Vander’s tits

hmm also during the s1 timeskip i think what ends up happening is that jayce ends up sort of half-closeted. trying to do what he can to be himself while also maintaining funding while also trying to maintain his relationships with the ppl he cares about. incredibly high-stakes and high-pressure.

so hes in a position of wondering how much of it he can walk back, how much of it he even wants to bother with walking back, etc. self-preservation vs actualization. i think in this scenario even if viktor picks up on it, he doesnt bring it up and neither does jayce bc thats not the priority rn

okay so. concept thats been rotating in my mind lately has been closeted transmasc jayce + the trial as kind of like him being outed (not like outed At the trial but suddenly these ppl who have a lot of control over his future are going through his entire apartment for things to use against him)

waaaaaaa pamper that beautiful lad!!!!!!!!! 😭🥺😭🥺

the mightiest clench in the lanes...

hhh exactlyyy

has to hold it in place with both hands but then oh no he needs a free hand to idk open the door

honest opinion is that they dont necessarily like the ship but they like feeling like characters they hate owe them by proxy via characters they like. + some weird size shit

ppl see a character they dont want to project onto and forget their entire personality -_-

steps up to the microphone. uhhhh vander panting during sex

nodding so vigorously with tears in my eyes. i care so much

BABEYGORLLLLLLLLLLL excellent amazing

godddddddd this is so. paces around in circles 🥺🥺🥺