LMAOOO, the funniest things I've heard in a while is that trump invited President Xi to his inauguration, like a desperate kid looking for a date to the prom... and he DECLINED.
Suck it, Spanky.
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5β11β part-time muse, full-time hedonist, seeking discerning others for clandestine arrangements. Iβm also very funny.
LMAOOO, the funniest things I've heard in a while is that trump invited President Xi to his inauguration, like a desperate kid looking for a date to the prom... and he DECLINED.
Suck it, Spanky.
donβt be a snitch, be a team player. βπΌ
06.12.2024 02:25 β π 1803 π 343 π¬ 110 π 27Bye Brian ππΌ
Hope you packed your sunscreen bro π
A doctorβs letter to United Healthcare for denying nausea meds for a child on chemo
05.12.2024 15:01 β π 72310 π 16482 π¬ 1728 π 1316Sweetpea!! A timid English girl turns serial killer of men
04.12.2024 15:40 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This is a lovely summation
04.12.2024 03:59 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I need more inside winter hobbies so I decided to download Duolingo again
Canβt wait for that little green bird to emotionally browbeat me into learning Spanish π
Iβm in awe at how beautiful you are omg π± π
03.12.2024 13:53 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A strikingly sensual image of a woman draped in a scarlet red robe that falls seductively off her shoulders, exposing her bare skin. Her eyes are closed, and she caresses her face with a hand, her expression serene yet suggestive. A luminous halo encircles her head, evoking the iconography of saints in Christian art. The background features a hand-painted early Renaissance-inspired motif: a deep blue sky adorned with gold stars arranged in a geometric grid, reminiscent of Giottoβs church frescoes. Soft light streams from above, casting a divine glow on her figure, while ethereal clouds rise below, reinforcing a celestial atmosphere. The blend of sacred symbolism and sensuality creates a powerful juxtaposition, making the image unmistakably contemporary in its artistic vision and provocative composition.
Various Storms & Saints
02.12.2024 17:10 β π 566 π 62 π¬ 12 π 1Please pass along some kisses and cuddles π₯°
02.12.2024 15:43 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Things were done with in 2025:
- body shaming
- rate shaming
- age shaming
- gender shaming
- basically all shaming
- toxic masculinity
- SW on SW hate
- Twitter/X π
Guys, I am on day 1 of a new sleep sched & Iβm gonna be so tired π
5:30am wake up to max my awake time not at work & hitting the gym/being prepped for the day
Day 1: I made it as far as putting my gym clothes on to watch the news π
But I hit my 5:30am goal! That counts for something right?!
Whoβs your gorgeous passenger ππ
02.12.2024 14:59 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Why do I have a min age limit you ask?
This is why.
Gee, like, what else might I want to know? About a rando texting to meet me alone in private, in order to be intimate w/in the first mins of meeting?
The age limit is now 30. You can thank this dude.
I realize I havenβt been posting here often due to my bad habit of logging into the other place first
I also have bad app placement on my phone
Anyhoo, Iβm hot. Thatβs the post π
Adele stands with her body faced away from camera and hands crossed in front of her body in a flirtatious βCome with meβ pose, sheβs wearing a baby blue silk mini dress
Itβs my birthday month, letβs celebrate π€
01.12.2024 23:09 β π 97 π 10 π¬ 11 π 0Honestly, being conventionally hot doesnβt even correlate with being enjoyable to be around in any capacity
My all time favourite clients are almost exclusively over the age of 55, with a couple of young guys who know how to act. When you state young and hot, I expect a bloated ego and bad skills
If you try to get me to lower my rates because you are βyoung and attractive,β you donβt understand my philosophy on attraction or the the depth of what I do
I adore having lovers of varying ages and looks. Different rules donβt apply to you if you fall under conventional beauty standards
Sex work is work! Way to go Belgium π₯°
www.theguardian.com/world/2024/d...
Dallas! Itβs been a minute. Letβs share a glass? π₯
Jan 15-17 (some flexibility on dates)
I am seriously considering switching from Apple to android
I have my eyes on a Samsung S24 Ultra. Does anyone already own this who can give feedback?
My main concern, outside of the usual correspondence of a cell phone, is photo quality. Of myself and of my cats. Priorities, ya know?
Just cancelled my blue check on the other app and Iβm moving to Bluesky exclusively as soon as it runs out π₯³π₯³π₯³π₯³
30.11.2024 17:38 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Wine me dine meβ¦
Vancouver, you somehow always leave me spellbound, even when youβre a bunch of bratty last min appointments!!
Specifically, thank you so much B, for making last minute booking easy and then sweeping me off my weary feet π« π« π
Vancouver! I have arrived πβοΈπ₯³
But I canβt check into my accommodation until at least 2pm π€£
In the meantime, Iβll be shopping ποΈ
I have one appointment time available tonight, and another tomorrow!! Donβt miss your chance while Iβm here, I donβt know when Iβll be back xo
This site is actually great!! I donβt know why I havenβt been spending more time here
Also, as I peruse, Iβm realizing there is a lot more leftist ideology/perspective being discussed without the trolls, and I am here for it!!
Thatβs right. Ya girl is a pinko!
Hi, Iβm God.
Jesus said he wants you all to have free healthcare.
Love,
God
Iβm an only child and it makes me sad that I donβt get to be the problematic aunty
I do have a born-again cousin with lots of kids though π€π
To be fair she does look like a chicken.
23.11.2024 14:08 β π 62371 π 6934 π¬ 877 π 324I am going on a provider following spree right now!!
Please can more of you follow me back, my follow list looks like Iβm a hobbyist πππππΌππΌππΌ