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Or how about..

"We sincerely apologise for the poor editing of the Jan 6th speeches you gave. We can categorically state for the record, that we will not edit or omit any of the video evidence that we may or may not possess, of you having illegal sex with underage girls, before broadcasting it."

Closer to Church, further from God; as my late Mother in Law used to say.

That's because it's based on a Jane Austen novel and that woman could WRITE.

Where i live a crossroads has a Scottish, Irish, Welsh and Lincolnshire flag.

There are St George flags further down the road.

Movie poster for The Blackening

Watched The Blackening last night for the first time... it was SO good.
I'm very much a comedy over horror girlie, so it was right up my alley.

It's not just your typical parody. Incredibly well done 🙂‍↕️

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I'm just looking at the contract. Says you have to suck Fergie's toes on her birthday. You're shortlisted with a Mr Q Tarantino but I don't think he's seen an up to date photo.

Pain
Lethargy
Aches
Gangrene
Unconsciouses
Expiration

- Mnemonic Plague.

It does make sense if that's what they want. I was scared we'd look like cheapskates so Mum made sure to let my gossipy cousin know it really was her choice.
She thoughts undertaking costs were scandalous. I'm sorry you've lost him. You're never ever old enough/ready to lose your Dad.

My Mum came out in a burgundy cardboard tube and matching gift style bag. Looked like a bottle bag, tbh. I assumed that was because we had the no frills service.

What about a newer version of what you've been happy with for 10 years?

He probably thought that if you can win it while bombing wedding parties in Yemen that he stood a fighting chance.

Silly orange man...

Charlie demonstrating how hard his life is.

Sssh don't let on!

But seriously, anyone who's ever seen me take off a pair of 100 denier tights knows the answer to this question.

Like in Crocodile Dundee where the tourists thought Mick was Clint Eastwood.

Bit racist 'think we all look alike' but it was the 80s so I'll let it slide.

Graham Greene, Canadian Actor Who Portrayed Indigenous Characters, Dies at 73 The First Nations actor, who appeared in "Dances With Wolves" and other Hollywood blockbusters, remained active in Canadian film, theater and television.

I hope when Kevin Costner dies his obituary identifies him as “American Actor Who Portrayed White Characters”

Having measured old ladies for support stockings, I'm glad we in pharmacy don't have to do the top half too.

Graham Greene was an amazing comedic actor. People probably know him best from his dramatic roles, which he also excelled at, but the guy was so, SO funny.

Saddened to hear of his passing.

Rest well, Sir.

Simply gorgeous

Oh that will not be a problem

Sleepy Charlie-bear 😴

Happy 249th Birthday America. You don’t look a day over 1938 Germany.

German and Dutch shitters have a handy little ledge so you can get up close and personal with your stool.
Very much more risk of Poseidon's kiss if it's on a little tray, however.

a neon sign says happy birthday to you ALT: a neon sign says happy birthday to you

Ladies, gents and perverts, please be upstanding to wish your finest felicitations to the one, the only, the inimitable @sirrog.bsky.social Have the birthday you deserve, sweetie xx

Last time I stayed in one a poor old lady with dementia was yelling 'Nurse' all night. I couldn't help her as I had been cut pubis to sternum and walking over to her was impossible. Would've sold my remaining innards
for some noise cancelling headphones. Get well soon xx

What is the pup called, please?

My son did the David Lynch marathon at the PCC this last weekend. Someone had their phone out then snored through 3 films.

Soon, baby. Soon. Tuesday, actually 😎

Look at the gorgeous Mother's Day card Ant got me. Soooo lucky to have a son like him 🥰

Day 2 of my new job done. The induction is intense to say the least but the vibe at this place is amazing. Waking up wanting to go to work? That's not happened in YEARS.