Chungus Khan

Do pokémon get personal names or does everyone just call them by their species?

Like, is Pikachu fungible?

Is Ash calling Pikachu Pikachu like me calling my cat "Cat"?

I also got some Mormon missionaries on my doorstep and they were NOT into it.

happened to walk outside and saw a rocket launch. had to look it up to make sure it wasn't an ICBM. (it was a starlink space pollution launch)

Phantom Phreak erasure

on this 30th anniversary of the acclaimed documentary, Hackers (1995), I would like to note that the racist show Zero Cool takes off the air to watch Outer Limits is called "America First", which is also the name of the show neo-Nazi Nick Fuentes made in 2017.

Charlie Kirk would still be alive if we simply refused to platform bigots and fascists.

My local water utility should sue their ad firm.

yeah, yet another school shooting in Colorado.

holy fuck, gamesradar's website is a shitshow.

oh, fuck no

i don't even follow golf and I'm sick of seeing Scottie Scheffler on TV.

Trump's next move is to put his portrait on the $100 bill. In color.

the tech bubble has ruined what people think is healthy for a company.

do they have milkshakes in Malaysia?

when i was a kid, a friend's mom was driving us to the mall. she parked the car at a stoplight, got out, and walked up to the car in front of us, picked up the butt the driver tossed out, gave it back to the bewildered litterer with a lecture, and got back in the car before the light turned green.

Motion to replace the cliché "to kill two birds with one stone" with "to kill two billionaires with one bullet."

that was what the ashtray was for. the triangle windows were for ventilation.

actually, the ashtray was for change and gum and never cleaning.

it's weird how cigarettes were socially acceptable litter. like, if you throw a fast food bag out the window, that's bad. a burning butt tho? fine.

He gets to hang out at all the cool spots in Malaysia with everyone's favorite twitter journalist, Ian Miles Cheong.

restarting my computer for updates! i can't wait to see which garbage features Microsoft installed or turned back on without my permission this time!

I don't think we need to make computer processors faster anymore. We should switch to making the software better.

still employed.

it's funny how executive types need a euphemism for a euphemism now. "workforce changes" instead of "layoffs" instead of "firings".

Pakled President

He's clearly associated with the Vice President since they have the same name.

i never would have guessed that Albon was the biggest F1 driver.

Maybe it's just on deck to be installed in a stadium bathroom.

Handel Gothic - Wikipedia

Handel Gothic acc'd to Memory Alpha.
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Handel_...

peach cobbler

Every once in a while, I see someone wearing a UKG branded cap and I think, You're proud of working there?

if it's dark and i have just the right angle, i can see the glow of my RGB RAM heat spreaders through a vent hole in my case.