Mentalocity

My recap just popped up….

*looks up at profile header*

What are we doing here folks

this really isn’t an exaggeration

CP3 deserved better than this

Time is money so time

Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷

This gives me the warm and fuzzies for some reason.

😬 Yeah, but...

Don't know, but... 🙃

Confession: I would love to get in on the Ja Rule jokes... but I hated his music, so if it aint one of the radio joints, I don't know it.

Gobble.

Don't need to recruit if you fittin to draft. 😕

White House hedges on Trump’s curious claim about his call with Brazil’s Bolsonaro White House hedges on Trump’s curious claim about his call with Brazil’s Jair Bolsonaro Did the Republican president talk to Bolsonaro as the Brazilian plotted to escape? Trump said yes, but the White House isn’t so sure.

An amazing new Trump controversy, Part II of II:

- Saturday afternoon: Trump says he spoke to Bolsonaro the night before and planned to see him “in the very near future”

- Monday afternoon: The Trump White House isn’t sure whether Trump actually had the conversation he referenced two days earlier

White House hedges on Trump’s curious claim about his call with Brazil’s Bolsonaro White House hedges on Trump’s curious claim about his call with Brazil’s Jair Bolsonaro Did the Republican president talk to Bolsonaro as the Brazilian plotted to escape? Trump said yes, but the White House isn’t so sure.

An amazing new Trump controversy, Part I of II:

- Friday night: Jair Bolsonaro’s son summons a crowd to their family home

- Later Friday night: Bolsonaro takes a soldering iron to his ankle bracelet days before starting a lengthy prison

- Saturday morning: Bolsonaro is re-arrested

Happy 85th Birthday to the legendary, Joe Gibbs 🎂🎉🥳❤️💛 #HAIL

I too, tell dad jokes because I'm a dad. The daddier, the better.

Must be nice, having laws and things.

Imagine that

a little girl is sliding down a slide with the words farewell written on the bottom ALT: a little girl is sliding down a slide with the words farewell written on the bottom

Nah, soon as the free coke and private jets dry up, she's out.

a basketball player wearing a bulls jersey is spinning a basketball ALT: a basketball player wearing a bulls jersey is spinning a basketball

"We keep saying the stove is hot and we keep touching the stove."

Thanks, Ayo.

Correction: THIS is now the meme for the new millennium.

Rush Hour 4 in the works at Paramount after reports of Trump intervening Brett Ratner, accused of sexual misconduct by several women, will bring his hit franchise back to the big screen

It's gotta be tough to be the president, just crisis after crisis. Must be hard to prioritize... so, I'm personally glad that this p-

What we tell yall? Stay out that store

You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?

Get in, losers, we're doing the thing again.

Melania Trump flees after just minutes at White House Christmas event First lady Melania Trump spent less than three minutes at a White House Christmas event on Monday before running off. Trump was seen taking photos and shaking hands after a horse-drawn carriage brough...

Be Gone.

Right out of the Bush Cheney playbook.