Lizzie Brandon

🎃 Watching Housebound - fabulously Kiwi and a Brandon Hallowe’en favourite 🎃
My husband: “Such a lovely house. But such a horrible roof.”
Me: “Yes, darling, that’s the *real* horror 🙄
#halloween #nzfilm

A box of dolls from the op shop, in various states of condition

Bamboo stakes lying on the gravel driveway

🎶 We’re going to decorate the house for Hallowe’en… 🎶 #dollsheadsonspikes #halloween #halloween2025

Ashamed of this CoC govt’s statement today. Puffing up his chest, Mr Peters references “a democratic decision”. Just a reminder of how many people he and his party actually represent. Grrrr #freepalestine #nzpol

Indeed! Hasten the day 😁

Ha! Yes! Let’s order a sh*tty award cup thing from Shein, etch “No Bell” or something on it and present it to the orange wankcrumpet 😀

*shoe-in 🙄

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Wow, if there was a Nobel Prize for Desperate Distraction he’d be a she-in.

A bit crowded in Pumpkin’s pumpkin. Snuggly bffs 🐾 #gingercats #burmesecats #halloween #pumpkin

Could be worse. At least it’s not the Daily Mail 😐

From Auckland, NZ: Pumpkin wishes you a good day from his, well, pumpkin 🧡🐾 #gingercats

This whole deranged rant (presidency) is beyond horrifying

YouTube video by THE MERKINS SLASHSTREET BOYS - “I'LL KILL YOU THAT WAY" (OFFICIAL BACKSTREET BOYS PARODY)

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The term “euthanasia” implies a level of humanity. Kilmeade’s idea was simply mass murder. Despicable.

In Trump’s America, it’s ok for right-wing wanker TV presenters to call for homeless people to be killed en masse. But it’s not ok for smart people (y’know, the ones who Trump says don’t like him) to call out MAGA’s despicable lies and hypocrisy. #BoycottABC #bringbackkimmel

And is implying that his supporters are, too?!

He seems oddly proud of this “boast”? Wtf?

Much needed escapism. Rewatching all of #DempseyandMakepeace Cars sure did explode frequently and easily in the ‘80s 😆 (Rather lovely to learn that Glynis and Michael are still married IRL ❤️)

And who are “they”??

Protesting against the idea that starving and murdering children is wrong. Yep, sounds pretty much on brand for these wounders 🤬

“Smart casual” is wearing your best slides #NewZealandValues

Forgive me if I don’t allow the facts to interfere with my bigoted agenda.

Stephen King’s Five Children and It

Nobody will ever get molested… unless they’re a young woman working at Mar-a-Lago.

Makes me think of the phage (from ST: Voyager)

Are they golfing trophies he’s awarded to himself?

CJ. Eloquent, smart. Gorgeous, inside and out.

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