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OMG: “The healthy baby boy was born through natural birth early Monday at 1:38 a.m., standing at birth at 5 feet 8 inches tall and weighing 139 pounds… While it was a natural birth, zoo staffers were on hand and created a soft-landing area to cushion the calf’s 6-foot drop during delivery.”

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Everybody gamely says “Vance hosted Kirk’s podcast” instead of “the regime officially turned the major channel into state-controlled media just as it began its violent crackdown on any opposition or dissident messages.”

a man in a suit and tie is looking up at something . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is looking up at something .

The fact that so many people seem to be siding with outie!Mark over innie!Mark with the “Severance” finale is very much the point the show is making.

It’s easy to extend sympathy to the oppressed in the abstract, and then to drop it once their existence becomes even a minor inconvenience.

I would love more for sure! But if they decided to stop here, I’d be equally satisfied.

See you at the equator 💔

For choreography. And merriment.

Mine kicked in about 15 minutes in, so I had an amazing, terrifying time.

The #Severance season finale was PERFECTION.

I was already digging the show, but that finale is one of the most intense, hallucinating experiences I’ve ever seen in a show. To me, this episode elevated this show to Twin Peaks levels of wtf-ness. It’s that good. Wow.

Hey @jackboxgames.com: who do I have to bribe to get a You Don't Hear Jack Commercials Complete Collection for download? I'm such a huge fan that I'd even pay for a physical copy if you ever decided to go the deluxe box set route.
But seriously: how come you've never released them all?

Tesla’s shareholders just lost another $38,640,000,000 today — a total $TSLA loss of $600 billion since December.

Tesla’s CEO was not in the office.

In literally any other public company ever, this would be the point where the CEO gets fired.

This doesn’t exist and will literally save $0

Opera added Bluesky and Discord support on their handy dandy sidebar soooo I'm posting here more often, for sure!

Pandemics do not begin with official announcements.

They start with quiet deletions, missing reports, and assurances that there is "no cause for concern."

Pay attention.

Hoy arrancamos con el primer episodio del MCU REWATCH que estaremos llevando a cabo en el podcast @adamantiokriptopod.bsky.social de aquí hasta que estrene Secret Wars. Les invitamos a acompañarnos suscribiéndose a través de Spotify, Apple y/o Patreon linktr.ee/adamantioykr...

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Únete a nuestro Patreon donde tendrás acceso a episodios exclusivos, episodios regulares más temprano y mucho más.

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Matt Salinger as Captain America in the eponymous 1990 film by Albert Pyun as he prepares to throw his shield

Was lucky enough to see a screening of a previously unseen cut of Albert Pyun's CAPTAIN AMERICA (1990) that is *wildly* different from the theatrical release and the DC. This version is less a superhero film, more of a downbeat 70's political paranoia thriller. Like THE PARALLAX VIEW but with Cap

With a TikTok Ban Looming, Users Flee to Chinese App ‘Red Note’ Some say they joined Xiaohongshu, which translates to "little red book," to spite the US government after a ban on TikTok became more likely.

NEW: TikTok users are protesting a potential ban by joining Red Note, aka Xiaohongshu, another Chinese app entirely in Mandarin.

“I would rather stare at a language I can't understand than to ever use a social media [platform] that Mark Zuckerberg owns,” said one. www.wired.com/story/red-no...

CRISIS OF INFINITE SCROOGES where all the Ebenezer Scrooges from all the filmed adaptations team up to save the UR-TIM, the primordial Tiny Tim at the core of existence

Love that view! Merry Christmas! 🎄

Skipping a background check for Matt Gaetz is like ignoring the check engine light when your car is on fire.

Good review! This is so far the only Broadway musical I’ve seen live, more than a decade ago, and I still remember how thrilling it was to watch, so I’m definitely excited for the movie.

We are the algorithm!

Am I right? 😸

Threads tiene un feed cronológico pero solo para las cuentas que sigues.

Mis issues con Threads son el empeño en que esté atado a quien sigues en Insta (aunque se puede modificar, si sigues muchas cuentas estás SOL) y que el feed regular es 100% algoritmo y es pretty useless para informarse.

I don’t think a lot of people that voted for him envisioned what might happen. Even if they thought he could be chaos, what’s possibly coming is way worse.

Desafortunadamente los fotutos necesitan conflicto para existir, así que es cuestión de tiempo 😕
Disfrutar la paz mientras dure, I guess.

Excelente! Muchas gracias por compartir esto 🙌🏽

Thanks! I was spending some time on Threads but that it seems that site is also becoming a dumpster fire.