@jonmbauer.bsky.social
A delightful combination of Kurt Vonnegut, Steve Wozniak, & PT Barnum. Partner Manager at a consulting company during the day. Mostly music. Very little sports. Secular ULC minister.
Love it when your buddy provides a killer quote like this
“This is a good day for sure, but I don’t trust the fuckers."
If your parents say things like “China is going to eliminate The Stanley Cup” you need to have the hard conversation about elder care solutions
09.02.2026 23:19 — 👍 117 🔁 22 💬 6 📌 0
Ghislaine Maxwell Reminded That A Simple ‘I’m Sorry’ Could Make This All Go Away
Ghislaine Maxwell Reminded That A Simple ‘I’m Sorry’ Could Make This All Go Away https://theonion.com/ghislaine-maxwell-reminded-that-a-simple-im-sorry-could-make-this-all-go-away/
09.02.2026 21:50 — 👍 779 🔁 63 💬 27 📌 6When you read Kid Rock's lyrics your ass is gonna WISH that shit was in a foreign language.
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The Minions summoning Cthulhu was not on my 2026 list - youtu.be/ZSdOwt-G49w?...
09.02.2026 19:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A PBS kids post of buster from Arthur with sunglasses on waving with the caption “we always loved a bad bunny”
PBS kids is sending me
09.02.2026 01:19 — 👍 4509 🔁 992 💬 0 📌 31
The Super Bowl Halftime Show is absolutely terrible, one of the worst, EVER! It makes no sense, is an affront to the Greatness of America, and doesn’t represent our standards of Success, Creativity, or Excellence. Nobody understands a word this guy is saying, and the dancing is disgusting, especially for young children that are watching from throughout the U.S.A., and all over the World. This “Show” is just a “slap in the face” to our Country, which is setting new standards and records every single day — including the Best Stock Market and 401(k)s in History! There is nothing inspirational about this mess of a Halftime Show and watch, it will get great reviews from the Fake News Media, because they haven’t got a clue of what is going on in the REAL WORLD — And, by the way, the NFL should immediately replace its ridiculous new Kickoff Rule. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! President DONALD J. TRUMP
Trump crashes out over Bad Bunny’s halftime show
09.02.2026 02:02 — 👍 8616 🔁 1309 💬 2820 📌 2118
Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance
Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance https://theonion.com/terrified-conservatives-lose-ability-to-speak-english-after-exposure-to-bad-bunny-performance-dios-mio-cry-millions-of-panicking-republicans/
09.02.2026 01:35 — 👍 16937 🔁 3766 💬 134 📌 162I’m watching a lot of petty, mean-spirited haters dunking on Kid Rock on every platform and seriously you all rock.
08.02.2026 18:59 — 👍 12803 🔁 1284 💬 388 📌 67
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Just popped my stress ball.
How's your day going?
03.02.2026 20:06 — 👍 18 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
RIP Ray Lynch - somehow in the alternative 90s I got into this new age artist thanks to public radio - youtu.be/9YtOWeAKTlo?...
#RayLynch
Here ya go!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/rif...
These albums still hit so hard.
#RIPRob
Protest sign from MN that says, “DEARLY BELOVED. WE ARE GATHERED HERE TODAY TODISMANTLE THIS THING CALLED ICE.” with a picture of Prince in the left hand lower corner.
10/10 ICE protest sign
31.01.2026 22:20 — 👍 9572 🔁 2629 💬 57 📌 116Oh thank god they didn't include the Everlast song.
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Oh I've been looking for this. 32 songs about what's happening in Minnesota. From @minnpost.bsky.social. Get beyond The Boss.
www.minnpost.com/arts-culture...
I still have a hard time believing they actually created this song.
29.01.2026 16:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0![The Osmonds - Crazy Horses [HQ stereo]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:nnee5n545lndv5my67dcyeqo/bafkreibt7atriiglfzecc6ksyntpx5hdi6oei77vbs6dzdoclb2tszhc6u@jpeg)
I feel good today because I was able to introduce someone to the Osmond's proto-doom-metal song Crazy Horses.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXcj...
So long as you have something positive to say to us we would like to hear it
29.01.2026 15:48 — 👍 16 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 0Fucking brilliant!
28.01.2026 21:56 — 👍 11 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Rep. Ilhan Omar attacked at town hall
anntelnaes.substack.com/p/rep-ilhan-...
Wow! We have a Bruce Springsteen song!
28.01.2026 18:27 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Once you hear Tom Hanks and Dan Aykroyd rap, nothing else compares.
27.01.2026 21:13 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Woot!
It goes without saying but.... wear earplugs.
Oh that's right, another mess he started and won't finish.
27.01.2026 16:25 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I'm fairly sure you can hear me yelling "Boooooooooooooob" at the start of the The Joke is Always On Us live album.
(I was very, very young at that show)
This will actually be my second time seeing Sugar...
20+ for Bob Mould.
