Magic the Gathering is a game I like to play where I just burn my friends down slowly with cards that are stds.
All I want to do is to play commander and vibe
Humidifiers are you friend until they give you Humidifier fever
I feel that way about sports. We all like and dislike different things. The collective consciousness of people just can't seem to get it.
I'm hoping the next comic is all the letters becoming a person then they hit them with the "we have trying to reach you" type shtick.
I had a woman laugh at me while trying to pay for my gfs gas and drinks. The card reader wasn't having my card work at all. I got money just didn't like my chip. So fuck you random woman for laughing at me I hope your Busch Lite become warm suddenly.
Small victories my friend
And I mean short time. I have had my gmc suv go into the shop a month after buying for four months and now it's back in the shop after having it back for three months. The engines are going to implode eventually sooner than later.
Gmc has a terribly flaw in the engine period and they won't cover it even though they systematically screwed.
Seriously take my advice so you don't have to spend $8k on fixing a car you just bought in the same year. Don't buy a GMC suv. The engine are shit and will destroy itself in time. If you do still buy one get ready to replace your pistons and work on your exhaust. Warranties won't cover it either.
If I am out my car another three months imma lose it.
How to get a free haircut: if you go to a salon and your stylist complains that their electric clipper or trimmers don't work and now getting super loud on use. Show them that they don't clean and oil them enough. Easy free haircut if they are great full.
How I got mine today!
Here is where my gf and I walked up a large bear like dune.
Went to Michigan for a vacation. It held my wallet hostage and beat the fuck out of it.
Put up a tent for th first time after 25 years. Why is it a trope that this shit is hard? I guess skill issue
Happy Zero Cool day to those who celebrate it.
What dimension did we get thrown into now?
When a job recruiter sends you a contact email to schedule your interview and not call you at work are truly the best. They deserve a raise hands down.
The K-Roger is both a sanctuary and prison
She uh giving the kids the affordable care act
At what age is it expected to stop fighting a being of mythos most foul to obtain its treasure? Asking for a friend
Fuck Ronnie Radke
Alan Wake is still a fucking amazing game. May you all be blessed by the all powerful flare gun and it smite all your enemies leaving only ash.
Love your friend but also be ready to show that love as a physical affection such as lariating them so they fold like a chair with your love
Catholic memes are weird
It's a King Krule day
It was lame but we got out. Cops let the illegal uturns and shoulder riding go since it was such a long wait. Got to the fair though and got the gf her corn
The gf and i have been in stand still traffic for an hour just east of Dayton. A powerline has been downed and cut through a rv.
