Adam Passion 🏒 🥅

I had a beaver dream 🦫

Things you wouldn't understand. Things you couldn't understand.

I don't have time for this bullshit!

It's 106 miles to Chicago. We've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.

Hit it. 👉

How is HIGHLANDER so highly regarded??

Fuck you!!

I wonder what that rudimentary paste they feed Robocop tastes like. Looks nutty. 🌰

I'm gonna have the Howard The Duck theme song stuck in my head all month, aren't I?

I love me a 90 minute movie.⌚️🎬

If you're subscribed to twelve streaming apps at once you're doing it wrong.

I cant imagine giving anything a 1/10 imdb rating. I've never watched a 1/10 movie before but I have to imagine it is a harrowing experience.

Pretty good is not as good as good.

Once you start staying at home, it becomes an addiction.

Just bought my first ever avocado! 🥑

[ creature squawks ]

The biggest difference between me and my father is that I know I’m mentally ill

I have a teardrop tattoo so everyone knows I’m sad all the time.

Had enough of "online"

I will not accept lectures about political strategy from someone who owns a funko pop

owner of bologna heart

We should find the inventor of politics and kill that motherfucker.

The deepest conversations I've had in life have been with myself.

Shopping on Ebay:

How many green pens do I actually need??

Certainly not $35 worth...

Gonna have to be a big one

my mother never told me there’d be days like this

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I ought to buy an ottoman.

Less cluster, more fuck.

Drilling into living room floor of my apartment and striking oil