Stay puft demon hunters
Syril karn. Bix kaleen. Dedra meero. Luthen rael. So many great star wars names
Remember when star wars was like “we are going to make a television show about cassian andor, the guy from rogue one” and then they did
the message of One Battle After Another is that the government is bad. if you dislike it, that’s because you subconsciously think that the government is good.
graphic scene here at the f1 as turbo teen the teen that could morph into a sports car has crashed into a wall and exploded like that beached whale they stuffed with dynamite
A pretty good life philosophy is to try never to be somebody's last customer of the day
[to the tune of girls on film] xi jinping
God is great
Supporting ferrari in quali
Breaking: iran has bombed the garage of the mercedes f1 team
The one thing that trump and netanyahu and all these demons still have to answer to is global capital and a whole bunch of theoretically separate lines are all gonna go down very very fast when the fuel rationing really starts. He will slip on a banana peel and fall out air force one at 30,000 feet
Quietly confident that they full on hit trump with the CIA heart attack gun if he lets this go on more than like a month
If you just reflexively do the opposite of whatever the business council of australia wants on any given issue you will pretty much be on the right side of history 100% of the time
Crude oil is valued for its much higher smoke point than olive or canola oils, although its flavour profile lends itself to limited cooking applications
Do you think hair earmuffs could have ever become a thing irl if they never invented princess leia
The zapp brannigan approach to clearing mines from the persian gulf
Could at least scrape back some of the money we're wasting in the "preemptive defense operation" or whatever the fuck the brave souls in our government are calling this display that they've been dogwalked into
Imagine if your country had a giant natural gas industry that could practically monopolise exports to east asia amidst this massive geopolitical crisis and make a shitload taxing the everloving fuck out of them
If you could understand wookiees then the way han solo talks to chewbacca would probably sound a lot like the way solid snake repeats whatever was just said to him as a question
I have decided to become leader of the national party. Thank you for your support
Atlas mogged
They aren’t actually blocking porn, they just put spyware on YOUR 🫵 computer because anthony albanese wants to know your kinks
I will completely disengage from all external stimuli until I develop professor x powers before I give my drivers license to a porn website
First they came for the gooners and I said nothing because they had already come for me
Checking my super and making the macaulay culkin home alone face
Makes you yearn for the days that the australian labor party was led by the charismatic anti-imperial iconoclast simon crean
