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Hat Bun's Cult of Everything

@hatbunofficial.bsky.social

Adetaska, a tentacle-haired lagomorph alien. Hat is an eldritch parasite known as Xybhunbalag, Watcher of Worlds and Devourer of a Quintillion Souls. Earth may be doomed, but damn, what a show! https://www.twitch.tv/HatBunOfficial #HumanityDeservesBetter

9 Followers  |  18 Following  |  21 Posts  |  Joined: 10.11.2024  |  1.5075

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Xyb'hun-balag's Host isn't doing well this week, but we're still gonna be streaming this Friday and Saturday like normal!

Can't wait to see you all there and hope you enjoy the selection of games for those days when they are revealed.

~A. Bun

20.08.2025 00:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Twitch Twitch is the world

Join the Cult of Everything as we stream Gounded 2 Part 2!

The Chronicles of the Hot Dog Stand continue at twitch.tv/hatbunofficial with PawnInTheGame and DarkerSkye for this weeks Friendo Friday!

16.08.2025 02:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

JastJuck :3

14.08.2025 20:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Nice to see a fellow lagomorphic enjoyer of hats. Hope you have a better time here on Bluesky!

~A. Bun

14.08.2025 03:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Mystery is revealed!

Join us at twitch.tv/hatbunofficial for a run of Spooky's Jumpscare Mansion (Formerly Spooky's House of Jumpscares before a mobile game company sued for the rights to the title of Spooky House.)

Join the Cult of Everything at 7pm Central US Time for another hell of a time!

13.08.2025 23:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Hiatus has concluded!

The Bun is Back, baybee, and with another stream schedule!

Join us Wednesday for a mystery game that I hope you'll enjoy!

www.twitch.tv/hatbunofficial

11.08.2025 22:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Tonight's stream has unfortunately been cancelled. Waves of the world-wide web have been closed, and the connected reduced radiation has severed our connection to the Great Old Bun.

The Cosmic Critter shall return, but for now she returns into the sun to merely observe Earth slowly dying.

~A. Bun

10.08.2025 00:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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New Stream Schedule is up!

Here's the rest of this week's lineup, and I hope to see y'all there!

07.08.2025 20:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I have returned from behind the sun.

I took too long.

Now I have to dance the dark away.

~A. Bunhatten

04.08.2025 05:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Greenland, Canada, The Gulf...

Such beautiful parts of your world's ecosystem...

And at one man's whim, all of it could be reduced to cinders and poison.

I hoped to see this planet survive for another few years as I hide within your Sun.

I still believe in you.

Love from Above,
~A. Bunhatten

08.01.2025 21:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Imagine a world that doesn't celebrate those who have more that 99% of the populations total wealth and toss barely a miniscule fraction of that back to those they needed to be that successful.

Your Earth is strangely cold for a planet with a molten core.

Love from Above,
~A. Bunhatten

08.01.2025 21:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mankind is missing perspectives when all we see is what we are allowed to see. When it feels like your leaders have failed you and your employers exploit you; Learn new things, meet new people, try new foods, stay safe, stay sane, and stay aware.

I believe in you all.

Love from Above
~A. Bunhatten

08.01.2025 21:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Theoretically, if a parasite unknown to mankind came from space and took the form of various different types of hat, how long do you think it would take to spread globally if they were forced to work semi-symbiotically at first?

Asking for a friend.

Omniverse Prime blessings be with you,
~A. Bun

04.12.2024 08:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Earth politics is fun to watch! Stared down at Sweden; saw a game company may be sued in court for hiding info from consumers.

Humans should know a reality is made for everything you conjure in your minds, including one where Kian Brose wins.

Blessings from my Omniverse Prime be with you,
~A. Bun

04.12.2024 07:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I just want to say, to the one guy in a lab coat I can see staring at the weird carrot in space; That ain't a carrot, that's the eye on my hat. Sometimes that eye just opens to see too. That carrot is actually what used to be my planet as the pupil.

Always keep your loved ones close right?

~A. Bun

04.12.2024 07:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I also found this one somewhere on @rabbiteveryhour.bsky.social and...

I don't know how to feel about this one. 😳

Xyb'hunbalag, don't get any funny ideas.

02.12.2024 19:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I love these things. If an extinction level event ever happens and I have to find another planet to watch, I hope it has opossums.

Image Found at @possumeveryhour.io

02.12.2024 19:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hurricane Helene flooding did more damage than humans think. Private fishing ponds can release invasive species into local waterways when flooding occurs.

What do I know though? I'm not even human, I was just made by one.

Blessings from the divines of Omniversa Originalis; Omniverse Prime.
~A. Bun

02.12.2024 19:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

hee hee stinky coal-powered goober. wind powered train = infinite energy. dunk'd on 3000

10.11.2024 01:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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10.11.2024 01:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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