thus post from our wonderful director is tight
the two thumbs up rating is incredibly powerful at Netflix (one thumbs up is actually bad. no joke).
if you even kinda like strip law please give it a 👍👍
it’s V important that u watch the new netflix show “STRIP LAW”. it stars adam scott, stephen root, janelle james, keith david, shannon gisela, & more! made by some of the funniest people alive & created by cullen crawford. it’s a show full of heart & insanity. also this drunk child is voiced by me:
on February 20th, take a trip to the only place where the law means less than it does in present day America
me in the airport posing for the little photo at tsa
since the moment he was born, all daffy duck has known is disrespect. even his name a slight against him
300 million for a ballroom….? girl…….
it rhymes with hunny schmaundering
gunnnnk 😌
and when she finally gets her life together? wunk
girl monk
i’m like if mr. monk had never experienced marital bliss and only knew suffering but also a girl
no one was more surprised than me
did u guys know that when nuns get to heaven they finally get to consummate their marriage with god? i’m standing in the longest line i’ve ever seen…... thankfully one of the angels is getting me a fast pass bc they really DO see everything we do on earth & i impressed him
god just told me that he would’ve raptured you too but the prep u were doing gave him the ick…… he says, and this is a direct quote, “no thirsty bitches 😂😭😂😭”
my favorite part of watching football is when the players crouch on the ground like they’re in a production of CATS
something in the arts or sciences preferably but open to anything ofc
a lot of people thinking they’ll get raptured tomorrow are forgetting the fact that god (famously) don’t like ugly
if we take acetaminophen while pregnant will the autism be generic or nah? i’m trying to have a savant
love greeting a dog with a formal “sir” or just a “ma’am” like i’m on a politician’s security detail
if a tiny footed woman says anything rude in response to this i WILL block….. have a little laugh why don’t you
i will be using my clompers to swim away from a shark or balance on uneven terrain
when a woman’s shoe size is 5 it’s like ok, whateverrrr. have fun with ur pitter patters
idk if i’m one of god’s favorites but i’m definitely in a competitive tier
don’t ask me how….. there are some things that u just know
the man is a comedian
my qb fr
you could never make me hate jared goff. he just lambeau leaped into the seats like a 3yo learning how to get out of the swimming pool on their own for the first time
YES
aidan hutchinson i have been receiving your coded messages and i accept
Host @theashleyray.bsky.social sits down with guest @sydneybattle.bsky.social to talk about everything from True Crime to Love Island Season 6 in this week's episode of TV I Say — watch now:
guys what if it’s the punisher
giggling and golf clapping in front of my tv every other time alcaraz scores a point…. i need to find a new therapist
