Sydney Battle

no one was more surprised than me

did u guys know that when nuns get to heaven they finally get to consummate their marriage with god? i’m standing in the longest line i’ve ever seen…... thankfully one of the angels is getting me a fast pass bc they really DO see everything we do on earth & i impressed him

god just told me that he would’ve raptured you too but the prep u were doing gave him the ick…… he says, and this is a direct quote, “no thirsty bitches 😂😭😂😭”

my favorite part of watching football is when the players crouch on the ground like they’re in a production of CATS

something in the arts or sciences preferably but open to anything ofc

a lot of people thinking they’ll get raptured tomorrow are forgetting the fact that god (famously) don’t like ugly

if we take acetaminophen while pregnant will the autism be generic or nah? i’m trying to have a savant

love greeting a dog with a formal “sir” or just a “ma’am” like i’m on a politician’s security detail

if a tiny footed woman says anything rude in response to this i WILL block….. have a little laugh why don’t you

i will be using my clompers to swim away from a shark or balance on uneven terrain

when a woman’s shoe size is 5 it’s like ok, whateverrrr. have fun with ur pitter patters

idk if i’m one of god’s favorites but i’m definitely in a competitive tier

don’t ask me how….. there are some things that u just know

the man is a comedian

my qb fr

you could never make me hate jared goff. he just lambeau leaped into the seats like a 3yo learning how to get out of the swimming pool on their own for the first time

YES

aidan hutchinson i have been receiving your coded messages and i accept

YouTube video by TV I Say with Ashley Ray True Crime Hits and Misses with Sydney Battle | TV I Say with Ashley Ray

Host @theashleyray.bsky.social sits down with guest @sydneybattle.bsky.social to talk about everything from True Crime to Love Island Season 6 in this week's episode of TV I Say — watch now:

guys what if it’s the punisher

giggling and golf clapping in front of my tv every other time alcaraz scores a point…. i need to find a new therapist

age gap this, intelligence gap that…. nobody’s talking about the one person has a great full name and the other person has a terrible name gap

What One Man’s 45-Year-Old Case Tells Us About the “Jim Crow Juries” Haunting Louisiana Today, a split verdict would mean a mistrial. But in 1980s Louisiana, when nonunanimous juries were still legal, 19-year-old Lloyd Gray, a Black man, was sentenced to prison for life — even though the...

Louisiana has refused to reconsider the conviction of the more than 1000, mostly Black, men sentenced by split juries — even though the Supreme Court ruled that those convictions are based on an inherently racist law

he looks like the man made out of saltwater taffy that the bob’s burgers kids started dragging around

started crying at an episode of 90 day fiancé uk. time to start taking ibuprofen; i know what’s coming for me

never thought i’d get the chance to see my voice come out of the cartoon body of an 8yo white boy but lo and behold, i did and so will you

can’t believe i got to be a part of this…….. created by the sick, genius mind of cullen crawford— STRIP LAW. coming to your screens feb. 20th!!

Adam Scott Janelle James Keith David Among Voice Cast for New Netflix Animated Series 'Strip Law'

The series hails from creator and executive producer Cullen Crawford (“Star Trek: Lower Decks,” “The Late Show with Stephen Colbert”). Steven Fisher and Trevor Engelson also executive produce along with Chris Prynoski, Shannon Prynoski, Ben Kalina and Antonio Canobbio for Titmouse Inc. “Getting to make this show with a metric ton of geniuses has been my favorite thing I’ve ever gotten to do,” Crawford said. “I hope people find watching ‘Strip Law’ to be the joyous chaotic distraction from our grim reality that making it was for me -and also, that I live to be one thousand years old.”

the main characters of my animated Show Strip

pay no attention to the attached images I AM SELLING TEN MACBOOK PROS 600 DOLLARS EACH

Social media accounts of Palestinians desperate for funds are being flagged as spam People in Gaza use Bluesky to crowdfund for milk and diapers – repeated deletion of their profiles has spawned a guerrilla verification squad

New: Israel is starving Palestinians, forcing them to beg for donations on sites like Bluesky. Their accounts keep getting flagged as spam. www.theguardian.com/technology/2...

i need to book and/or get into a writers room i can feel my brain atrophying with every passing day