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@proferret.bsky.social

Male, Bi, 29. Furry trash. I play video games sometimes I guess.

99 Followers  |  102 Following  |  137 Posts  |  Joined: 25.08.2023  |  1.6138

Latest posts by proferret.bsky.social on Bluesky

Won $2 :Y

28.10.2025 20:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Strange desire to try buying a lottery ticket today.

28.10.2025 18:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

God I hope tamers never discovers ai

23.10.2025 17:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s crazy how midway through the gen the PS3 managed to turn itself around while Xbox shot themselves in the foot with the Kinect crap.

16.10.2025 13:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the rabbit can't even decide if it wants to be bipedal lmao

13.10.2025 21:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sheโ€™s definitely got a whole album like this.

04.10.2025 23:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Richard Conrad posing nude.

RC: Sabrina, promise me you're not gonna show this picture to anyone...
SABRINA: *looking devious while taking a photo* Pinky promise.

Richard Conrad posing nude. RC: Sabrina, promise me you're not gonna show this picture to anyone... SABRINA: *looking devious while taking a photo* Pinky promise.

Richard Conrad

04.10.2025 23:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 403    ๐Ÿ” 78    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I donโ€™t recall that with cds specifically, but I do with dvds/video games. I guess itโ€™s probably something similar.

03.10.2025 01:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Would that just be what you look like naked?

25.09.2025 23:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sure! Fanart is always appreciated.

I donโ€™t have too many rules actually. Basically just no gore/abuse and nothing too fetishy. That pretty much sums it up I guess.

24.09.2025 23:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Felix and Shawna, two ferret couples, nude in the balcony, looking at the sunset on a beach

Felix and Shawna, two ferret couples, nude in the balcony, looking at the sunset on a beach

Felix and Shawna enjoying their last day of vacation in the nude.

Commission for proferret

24.09.2025 22:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 362    ๐Ÿ” 65    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Where can I sign up for that?

23.09.2025 23:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nice underwear, nerd.

20.09.2025 23:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Damn I gotta give this one a tryโ€ฆ

18.09.2025 18:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Your jacketโ€™s not zipped up :)

16.09.2025 21:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think you forgot something :U

16.09.2025 20:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dunno anything about the music itself, but the cover art looks nice c:

16.09.2025 18:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

One year away from boomer status.

14.09.2025 14:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Alright, two hours in so far.

Itโ€™s cool :v

05.09.2025 00:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Damn, I still never played Hollow Knight

04.09.2025 15:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

skunkโ€ฆ

01.09.2025 22:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Are you complaining?

16.08.2025 20:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ough that planter placement is peak

16.08.2025 15:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Kind of feel like getting back into Atari collecting

08.08.2025 01:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What happened this time?

24.07.2025 19:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just heard someone describe Quake as "if Doom and Runescape had a baby".

Damn.

22.07.2025 05:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

She's cute.

21.07.2025 05:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Can she run Doom?

20.07.2025 00:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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idk look at my butt

18.07.2025 03:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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