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Lan Qiren struggles to teach his nephews how to asses what is an appropriate punishment for a given infraction.

Lan Xichen, age 10: Surely, a slap on the wrist would suffice.

(LQR: No.)

Lan Wangji, age 7: Death by sword. But we are merciful, so it would be quick.

(LQR: No!)

WWX as a Wen bodyguard.

He's in the background during Wen Xu's awkward arranged date with LWJ.

WX can't see because WWX is behind him, but WWX keeps making faces and smirking at every subtly bitchy sentence that LWJ says.

LWJ accepts a second date with WX just to see WWX again.

#MDZS

WWX: *yapping*

Random person: Hey, do you ever shut up? Let someone else talk for once

LWJ, glaring menacingly: You will be quiet. He is yapping 😠

Everyone in earshot: Got it, shutting up now 🫡😟

WWX: *yapping away like nothing ever happened*

Shout-out to my discord friends for inspiring one of my fave headcanons: LWJ's dick is so big because he's trans and has enlarged his tdick with cultivation. He studied the diagrams and techniques, but has no reference for a normal size so he just keeps making it bigger.

digital drawing of drunk noodleji with his head stuck out of an apple plushie, which had a hole in it. He's enacting the "would you love me if i were a worm" scenario.

we all know how clingy LWJ gets when he's drunk

(ofc your husband loves you you silly pasta)

-ko-fi request from Blythe :)

#mdzs #BRart

I dreamt The Cloud Recesses was a mattress shop and, you know what? Makes sense.

🌫️🛏️😴

Now imagine LWJ as an employee.

He dislikes making small talk but will gladly explain the technical differences between all the products to help people get what they need for a restful, healthy sleep.

Things were better when computer was in room. Now everywhere is computer. This is bad. Computer should never have escaped room.

AU where everything's the same, but the Hitachi Magic Wand is a Gusu Lan invention (for massaging sore muscles! Nothing untoward ofc).

Emperor LWJ is so funny, he definitely drives his court insane.

Whenever an issue is brought to his attention, his response is always, "Deal with it."

Ballet AU in which pro dancer Lan Wangji takes a class from classical-prodigy-turned-industry-maverick Wei Wuxian. WWX is somewhat infamous for a scandal in his youth that saw him kicked out of his first company but he made a meteroic comeback after starring in a music video and has since

#MDZS

Crowxian loves to drop flowers around LWJ. He's so dedicated that he travels all the way from Burial Mounds to Cloud Recesses with his gifts, interesting little blossoms chosen for his favourite person

It's not long before Cloud Recesses starts sprouting demonic weeds

DadJi: Carefully braiding his children's hair, so softly they almost fall asleep on him.

DadXian: Using the vacuum hack to make a semi-neat ponytail (which also makes the kids laugh, so it's a double win)

What if WWX accidentally sneaked into the women's section of Cloud Recesses that first time, only to meet closeted Transji looking furious and ready to kick his ass? 😡

#MDZS

Vampirexian, appearing at LWJ's second floor window in the middle of the night: 😈

LWJ: Excuse me, sir, you're not obeying the laws of gravity

Vampirexian:

LWJ: 🤨

Vampirexian: ...

#MDZS #BabyLWJSeason

Babyji waddles up to Shufu, his heart full to bursting, his hands fluttering, his very soul trying it's best not to float out of his body

Babyji tugs on Shufu's robes

Shufu: Mn?

Babyji, in a reverent whisper: Did you know bunnies binky when they're happy? 🥹

RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.

Tonight in sad thoughts before bed: Imagine modern LWJ, looking up the Panorama/street view of an address in Baidu maps for Reasons and catching sight of his late best friend (and hopeless crush) WWX captured for posterity in a place he used to frequent when he was still alive.

Octoxian chasing after Merji, grabbing him with his tentacles, so little sucker marks dot his skin long after his prey escapes.

Merji then having to explain to shufu where all these strange, red bruises came from, without admitting he keeps getting trussed up by the Yiling Sea Witch🤌

#bottomji

Who is gonna tell lan qiren those are just chicken eggs

(Please don't mind how low effort the art is here)

#mdzs #BRart

You all know I usually don’t speak against other people in fandom but have you heard that story of how letting a nazi stay at your bar will soon make your entire bar a nazi bar?

Maybe think about that a little

There is desire to turn this into another bullying incident in the fandom

But it isn't, it's so much worse. Because not only has Pakhnokh been hiding this, she's also profited off people on her patreon, many of whom were horrified to find they were supporting a zionist.

A Series of Unfortunate events but it's the Junior quartet going from a bad situation to a worse one during MDZS.

Meanwhile, Hanguang-jun writes overdramatic love letters to his darling, dearest, dead Wei Ying.

Be aware that another shitty bill has been introduced: The SCREEN Act.

If passed, it would require Full. Age. Verification.

Like KOSA, call all your reps & tell them what a horrible idea this is.

Spread this pls.

Link: www.congress.gov/bill/119th-c...

#screenact #badinternetbills
#stopkosa

image of wei wuxian and lan wangji from mo dao zu shi. lan wangji has a tail and ears like a snow leopard and is clinging tightly to wei wuxian, who is holdign lan wangji in his arms.

missing snow leopardji hours

#MDZS #Wangxian

fan illustration of the characters wei wuxian and lan wangji from mo dao zu shi. they are teenagers during the cloud recesses study period. lan wangji is fast walking away from wei wuxian with an armful of scrolls while glaring at him from the corner of his eye and wei wuxian is chasing and smiling while holding his arms beind his back, a peony in his hands.

lan-er-gongzi won't you spare me a look?

#MDZS #Wangxian

Rabbit troubles

🐰Part 1 of 3
🐰Aged up Characters
🐰Prank gone wrong
🐰Rabbit Hybrid LWJ
for #TopxianBottomjiExchange2025

#MDZS #WangXian

Rabbit troubles
🐰Part 2 of 3
🐰Prank gone wrong
🐰Rabbit Hybrid LWJ

#MDZS #WangXian

Rabbit troubles
🐰Part 3 of 3
🐰Prank gone wrong
🐰Rabbit Hybrid LWJ

#MDZS #WangXian

fanart from mo dao zu shi. wei wuxian and lan wangji depicted in a modern au. wei wuxian is wearing cargo overalls over an oversized hoodie. he has shoulder length hair with an undercut in a ponytail. lan wangji is wearing a sweater vest and dark slacks over a blouse with loose, flowy sleeves. his waist length hair is in a braid. lan wangji is laying on the ground, pushed over by wei wuxian, who has fallen off his skateboard, which is flying behind them, and is now in a handstand position over lan wangji, he is smiling at lan wangji while wangji is glaring in anger.

local class clown knocks over the hall monitor

#MDZS #Wangxian