Al Gore Rhythm

Nah I just be wanting to listen to Zapp - Computer Love on repeat

That's not a bouncy house/castle?

You the nigga always suggesting we split up lol

The sneakers vs tennis shoes debate always gets furniture moving in my house

Oh come on lol nobody calls it that

It’s a regional thang!
That’s a cart.
And this a basket.
I love when these things come up because I am truly fascinated get with how much we’re alike yet not actually a monolith.

youtu.be/1swlUtEkXZ0?...

DC people, I never had the heart to ask y'all...

WHO IS MOE?

Mash and roasted carrots

HEY?!?!!?

I guess

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I got mad people blocked because of that shit lmao

(Maybe unrelated but) Everyday someone just decides a post is weird or shady due to the way THEY interpreted it.
We have limited characters. Were condensing thoughts. We speak differently. Shit comes off wrong sometimes. Ask for clarification before dunking on someone and calling the mob

On Bluesky?????

My favorite thing on social media is watching young people get old and realize nothing changes lol

I guess every little bit helps but....

my bad lol but maybe give him treats when you come through the door?
Like "oooh door's open, snack time"

I was stuck in a badging office all damn day

If you want chipotles honey vinaigrette recipe

- 1/4 cup red wine vinegar
- 2 1/2 tablespoons honey
- 3 tablespoons canned chipotle peppers in adobo sauce
- 1/2 tablespoon salt
- 4 tablespoons water
-1/2 cup of sunflower oil
- 1/2 teaspoon black pepper
- 1/4 teaspoon oregano

You think all the black people that bought Teslas as a status symbol feel silly now?

He could just be an anxious dog by nature because he was the runt of the litter because I feel like I played a part and I feel awful

I think I did this to my friends dog by accident
I used to stare at him awkwardly and play chase with him around the apartment
I thought we were just playing but he's been on anxiety medication for 10 years now 😔

Getting told your wait time is less than 2 minutes for 10 minutes straight <<<<<

Typing out your reasonable pov and deleting it because people online are anything but reasonable >>>

Lunch.
I'm fucking dying man.