This plus the Kevin Perjurer quote "the only thing I hate more than making a film is not making a film."
Hudson Williams was spotted singing along to “Bad Romance” at Balenciaga’s after party in Paris.
🎥: lutingparis/IG
this is how i talk irl btw
Thing that really gets my goat is the way people are eager to fund this bullshit but you need eleven layers of analysis and a ton of collateral if you want to open a small grocery store in a food desert.
tech CEO in 2026: My computer has anxiety.
venture capitalist in 2026: Here, have 200 billion more dollars.
child in 2006: My NeoPet is angry at me.
mom in 2006: No it isn't sweetie, go to bed.
mom to dad in 2006: We have an idiot boy. Our boy is a little idiot person. It's too late to fix him.
“you fucked up a perfectly good calculator is what you did. look at it. it’s got anxiety”
I love this guy.
I desperately need Lady Gaga to put out that salsa version of “Die With A Smile” out as a single.
Tomodachi Life, ven a mí
Tomodachi Life implies the existence of Tomodachi∙BIRTH, Tomodachi∙DEATH, and Tomodachi∙SYNTHESIS.
donate to kat if you think laura loomer fucking sucks
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"@katmabu.bsky.social, the candidate Laura Loomer fears" is not the worst slogan
not even just penetrative sex, but anything with a giver and receiver
you are the youngest person EVER
Windows To Phase Out ‘Blue Screen Of Death’
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but what about a base six number system
ben was gagged
Quite obvious what they're doing - of course Swalwell won't say what specifically was said, it's a telephone game of increasingly defamatory insinuation based on nothing
These are the real questions.
Democratic voters issued a massive rebuke of their own party last year by just refusing to show up on election day & instead of a major shakeup its leaders are spending big on consultants to find a Youtube salesman that can help a small group of septuagenarians no one likes cling to power.
“Above all else, the Devil cannot stand to be mocked.” -C.S. Lewis
People keep asking why The Onion is doing well right now, and it's simply because we just refuse to kowtow. I cannot stress enough how good it is for your business and your soul be strong and even fun in the face of the ongoing horror and bullshit.
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do u have a blank version of this
this reads exactly like the alt text discourse from the other day. people on here don't want systemic reform that improves things for everyone if it means they get less opportunities to feel morally righteous
No one reads anymore. No one makes money doing this. And none of it is real. Come join the mass delusion of creative writing with us
must have had a lot of time bonuses
