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Here4Hooves

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I'm a writer with a penchant for satyrs and shapeshifting! Howdy! ๐Ÿ‘‹ https://www.furaffinity.net/user/here4hooves

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Three characters side by side, from left to right : fennec, fox, wolf.

Three characters side by side, from left to right : fennec, fox, wolf.

when ears get you even with your taller friends

09.02.2026 22:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 555    ๐Ÿ” 121    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Iโ€™m glad I got a chance to polish โ€˜em up and get it properly posted. Enjoy! ๐Ÿ™Œ

09.02.2026 14:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sam's throwing a football watch party! Of course, he might just be using it as an excuse to get his satyr and human friend's take on all this reality shifting and species changing. It's time for Sam's Satyr Swap! #TFEveryday www.furaffinity.net/view/63941298/

08.02.2026 19:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Super Bowlโ€™s over with! Go read my new story about a satyr inviting his friends over for a watch party with absolutely no ulterior motives. www.furaffinity.net/view/63941298/

Iโ€™ve also got some footballer TFs! Lion! www.furaffinity.net/view/57370689/ Or human! www.furaffinity.net/view/62545858/

09.02.2026 04:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Warm up gardening centaur

08.02.2026 19:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 697    ๐Ÿ” 120    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Wait, so when does the gay tiger come out?

09.02.2026 03:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Was not expecting Guy Fieri TF.

09.02.2026 00:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Haha, nothing like posting a story during server instability. Whoops!

08.02.2026 19:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sam's throwing a football watch party! Of course, he might just be using it as an excuse to get his satyr and human friend's take on all this reality shifting and species changing. It's time for Sam's Satyr Swap! #TFEveryday www.furaffinity.net/view/63941298/

08.02.2026 19:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I wonder if heโ€™s going to try and get โ€œShamwowโ€ written in quotes as part of his name on the ballot.

08.02.2026 18:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Paws for effect.

08.02.2026 14:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A vote ShamWow Guy flier.

A vote ShamWow Guy flier.

A lengthy letter including, โ€œMake America Grow Some Balls Againโ€.

A lengthy letter including, โ€œMake America Grow Some Balls Againโ€.

Have you seen the free shamwows heโ€™s been canvassing with? โ€œUnseriousโ€ is being generous.

Seriously, โ€œMake America Grow Some Balls Again.โ€ :|

08.02.2026 14:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I believe MGS2 had the worst button mashing in the franchise if you played it at the highest difficulty levels. They toned it down in the modern re-releases. (Although come on, just include an accessible hold-to-pass option.)

07.02.2026 23:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A drawing of a moustachioed gentleman in a hat and trench coat who is absolutely not three kobolds. Next to this is a drawing which is also absolutely not three kobolds stack on top of each other.

A drawing of a moustachioed gentleman in a hat and trench coat who is absolutely not three kobolds. Next to this is a drawing which is also absolutely not three kobolds stack on top of each other.

Some folks didnโ€™t believe me when I said this is a perfectly normal gentleman so I guess Iโ€™ll just have to post these nudes as proof.

07.02.2026 18:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 510    ๐Ÿ” 128    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Getting home from a long day at work and immediately unwinding by giving yourself a comfortable set of animal haunches. No better way to spend a Satyrday!

26.09.2024 18:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 35    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Youโ€™ve got this!

07.02.2026 18:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That tail~ ๐ŸฆŒ

07.02.2026 15:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Taking a last minute gig as a substitute drummer for a touring gimmick rock band, only the more shows you do with them, the more increasingly obvious it is that they don't have any costumes and the guitarists are just werewolves in leather jackets.

07.02.2026 03:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 26    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They like your vibe and are curious if you'd like to join their pack- Err, sign up for a permanent role on their west coast tour. They promise the lupine look would suit you.

07.02.2026 03:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Taking a last minute gig as a substitute drummer for a touring gimmick rock band, only the more shows you do with them, the more increasingly obvious it is that they don't have any costumes and the guitarists are just werewolves in leather jackets.

07.02.2026 03:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 26    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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โœจpatreon.com/nightphysicsโœจ

07.02.2026 02:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 521    ๐Ÿ” 145    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 23    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7
Reality Writer Pro - Satyr Sam's New Defaults' title card. Features Satyr TF, Mental Changes, Reality Shift, TF App, Stuck?

Reality Writer Pro - Satyr Sam's New Defaults' title card. Features Satyr TF, Mental Changes, Reality Shift, TF App, Stuck?

I'm polishing up a sequel to Satyr Sam's New Defaults. ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ’ฆ www.furaffinity.net/view/60065626/ Now would be a great time to get caught up. You never know when your freshly satyric friend is going to invite you over for a football watch party to get your take on goat legs.

06.02.2026 01:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 25    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Sure, you're stuck in a looping VR sim. But on the plus side, you get to spend each virtual day figuring out which NPC is the most relaxing to inhabit.

I'm sure they won't finally figure out how to log you out when you're blissed out and dog brained. You'll be fine indulging in it for a few loops.

05.02.2026 22:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Reality Writer Pro - Satyr Sam's New Defaults' title card. Features Satyr TF, Mental Changes, Reality Shift, TF App, Stuck?

Reality Writer Pro - Satyr Sam's New Defaults' title card. Features Satyr TF, Mental Changes, Reality Shift, TF App, Stuck?

I'm polishing up a sequel to Satyr Sam's New Defaults. ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ’ฆ www.furaffinity.net/view/60065626/ Now would be a great time to get caught up. You never know when your freshly satyric friend is going to invite you over for a football watch party to get your take on goat legs.

06.02.2026 01:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 25    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Sure, you're stuck in a looping VR sim. But on the plus side, you get to spend each virtual day figuring out which NPC is the most relaxing to inhabit.

I'm sure they won't finally figure out how to log you out when you're blissed out and dog brained. You'll be fine indulging in it for a few loops.

05.02.2026 22:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

it's not like I was hurting anybody...

04.02.2026 22:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1320    ๐Ÿ” 303    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

Satyrs ๐Ÿฅฐ

03.02.2026 14:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I kind of fell backwards into posting prose online. I like โ€œHere4Hoovesโ€ as a screen name. (The world needs more satyr content!) But would โ€œHerefore Hoovesโ€ be a good pen name, or endlessly bifurcating oneโ€™s online identity?

01.02.2026 23:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A circle of Miis around the Virtual Boy saying, โ€œAll hail the Virtual Boy!โ€

A circle of Miis around the Virtual Boy saying, โ€œAll hail the Virtual Boy!โ€

Gay and NB Miis are great, but can we still form a Virtual Boy worshipping cult?

29.01.2026 14:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

TF induced face reveal. (Face also includes horns and a goatee. Donโ€™t worry about it.)

29.01.2026 01:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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