Pimento Tori

About 80% of my grammar suggestions from Microsoft Word are “why not use a simpler word here for clarity?”

No. Fuck you.

I will use a complicated word for evocative precision whenever the muse’s clarion song demands ebullience, vivacity, torpor, or solemnity, you shit-ass suck machine.

Some people go out of town to avoid Stampede Week. I prefer the more budget friendly tactic of acquiring bronchitis instead. Oh no… I have the Plague and can’t participate in cowboy-cosplay week… boo…

Do you understand how badly you have to fuck up to make Quebec sing the anthem with this much pride

We will! 🙌

I’ve been in a creative funk lately too. Not loving it. Fingers crossed we’re both back to our shenanigans soon!

Fuck I hope so. Not sure what else there is right now, honestly.

writers gifting fic to artists based on their drawings and artists gifting art based on fics is the purest form of fandom at its core.

Indiana Jones punching a Nazi

anyway

Needed this in a big way tbh

I can’t even get the bodies and positioning right let alone the faces. Giving up drawing years ago was a mistake lol. You’re killing it! ♥️

Yooooo this is HOT AF 🥵

WHAAAAAT?! WOT?!?! THIS IS HOTTER THAN THE WRITING GIEIFHDJDJFJKFJDJSK!

You’re incredible and my mind is BLOWN 🥵

(the writer was later located deceased in a puddle of tears and drool)

a person is holding a pig 's head in their hands and washing it . ALT: a person is holding a pig 's head in their hands and washing it .

Correct. I am ABSOLUTELY feral about this 😱😍😍😍

I looooove her 😭

I have indeed experienced what Emmrich does, and from the thread and other fan interactions, it's not an uncommon thing. If I can offer something I read a long time ago: you have the right to think about death without being in a state of absolute fear.

That was more or less the sentiment I ran with. This is a nice cake - I’m going to add some extra icing and sprinkles on it now with my own ideas. And I did, and it was so much fun.

I want to read more fanfic in the coming year. My attention span is just so bad, and then I worry that I lose my voice and my own writing becomes derivative when I can get through things 😩

I’m trying to get as much writing in as I can before noon tomorrow when family chaos erupts and I will be unable to be alone with my smutty thoughts until at least the end of the week 😂

I’ve keep feeling like I’ve forgotten how to do everything but I have to keep reminding myself that I was never a digital artist back when I was working consistently: I’m a traditional media artist who stopped doing art and is learning a completely different medium.

Yay! I haven’t yet had the courage to be evil af so doing it with a friend will be lovely 😅

Would!

Discworld QOTD, from Feet of Clay

可爱小老头
#EmmrichVolkarin #DragonAge

btw if you've never read Roger Ebert's review of The Mummy it's so good it changed me as a person

Today has big “the horrors persist but so do I” energy and I can work with that.

You absolutely nailed in that respect! Best of luck to you in your new adventures - looking forward to seeing where they take you next!

i was wondering y i found this screenshot so funny and my buddy put it perfectly LMAO

Actually though. Disassociating through fandom has kept me sane this year in a big way.