yseult “thorne” ⚔️

True on both counts. Especially the latter. *She smirks and winks.*

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The oak is a noble tree with a rich and storied history. This is acceptable.

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Ah, they’re finally appreciating my genius, I see. Shame I can’t be there to enjoy it.

I have. Conflicted feelings. On the one hand, demons are awful.

On the other… the possibilities.

*her face scrunches in disgusted disbelief* Whhhhho? Who would even? It’s terrible down there. *she makes a disgusted noise (fair use under the Thedosian copyright act)*

I tried to tell him ages ago, but we were already but he just said something about it being good enough for halla.

I mean, no one has ever said “oh I’m thinking about going to the Deep Roads on holiday, I hear the chasms full of darkspawn are lovely this time of year.” And no one should ever have to go there just because they heard Davrin singing.

That sort of eerie, warble-y kind of sound, yeah. It was probably just Davrin then, singing to his feathery little terror. I think you’re safe.

Merde, have you heard the Calling already? Are you sure it wasn’t just Davrin singing?

⇀ ooc. headcanons for Yseult

An ongoing thread.

( 🧵 #yseultthorne #yseulthc )

⇀ ooc. Guidelines (cont.):

- Shipping open – chemistry, poly, canon, OC, etc
- Muse is pan, F̶r̶e̶n̶c̶h̶ Orlesian, & slutty lol
- Flirting / suggestive welcome
- No canon ship yet – free game lol
- NSFW through DMs/discord only
- IC is not OOC – pls don’t take her personally ✌️

( 🧵 #yseultrules )

⇀ ooc. Basic guidelines:

- MV / MS ✔️
- 21+ preferred – mun is 30+, muse is 29
- Rook or Companion
- Casual to semi-serious, laidback posting & replies
- Memes & shitposting will occur
- Default = Treviso saved, but flexible
- DMs open to following & moots, pls be cool ✌️

( 🧵 #yseultrules )

((Quick update before I go to bed: the Veil Jumpers starter pack will be up tomorrow! Or later today depending on how you look at it lol. It’s almost ready, I just need to fix a couple things before it gets posted ✌️))

((Looking for other Grey Warden #darp accounts? Oops All Warden's should have them all, or most of them. Includes NPCs and OCs, lmk if you want to be added or removed ✌️))

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((Okay Yseult’s backstory is all the way up now, moving on lol))

⇀ ooc. Backstory (cont.):

- Yseult’s been with the Wardens for a few years ; only senior leadership knows her real family name
- kept right on doing her thing—getting laid & clashing with Warden leadership at every opportunity
- “can’t stop won’t stop” is basically her motto

( 🧵 #yseultstory )

⇀ ooc. Backstory (cont.):

- Yseult was sent to Weisshaupt under a false surname, “Thorne”, since she’d been a thorn in her family’s side
- she regretted choosing the Wardens as soon as she learned how the Joining worked and all about the Calling, but it was too late

( 🧵 #yseultstory )

⇀ ooc. Backstory (cont.):

- this last one was the final straw, and her family decided to get rid of her before she could embarrass them further
- Yseult was given a choice: join the Chantry or go to the Grey Wardens, and leave Orlais for good
- Yseult chose the Wardens

( 🧵 #yseultstory )

⇀ ooc. Backstory (cont.):

- this quickly turned to promiscuity to get what she wanted, be it information or scandal to take out a rival
- by the time she was 25, Yseult had caused 5 major scandals within Val Royeux just by sleeping with people (including a married couple)

( 🧵 #yseultstory )

⇀ ooc. Backstory (cont.):

- she received a fantastic education as befitted the child of a Duke, & learned to play the Game expertly
- training to be a chevalier garnered her a lot of attention and power within the Game, increasing her appetite for attention & validation

( 🧵 #yseultstory )

⇀ ooc. Backstory (cont.):

- ever since she was a child, Yseult wanted to be a chevalier, which put her at odds with the desires of her family
- since she did not meet their expectations, they ignored her more and more in favor of the siblings who did mould to their standards

( 🧵 #yseultstory )

⇀ ooc. Backstory summary:

- Yseult is a younger child of the Ghislain family of Orlais
- her grandfather, Duke Bastien, was a member of the Council of Heralds and noted as the long-time lover of Vivienne de Fer
- her father is Laurent de Ghislain

( 🧵 #yseultstory )

What the hell is this? MORE elven gods? As if the other two were not enough… Can a bitch go two weeks without another deity popping up?

*sits upside down on a couch with her legs up over the back and her head hanging down from the cushions* Bonne année à touuuuuus. Mmm, merde… I am out of champagne……

*chuckles* Oh, that’s alright, cher, I’ll figure something out. So tell me, what do the Crows have you doing today? Anything exciting?

*heaves a very dramatic sigh* Thank you, cher. This is the price wardens must pay, it seems. But your coffee will no doubt ease my troubles.

Please. These feathery nitwits have had me up since five. Cute or not, if another one starts screeching outside my window, I’m clipping their wings.

The true injustice of being sent off to the Wardens is not being allowed to sleep in anymore. Screaming griffons are a terribly good alarm clock.

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