Klay blending in with that boat deck is sending meeeee (and triggering) 😭

I wouldn’t mind a salad for lunch but I don’t know where I want one from.

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Every time this song pops up in my shuffle I end up playing it on repeat for at least a half an hour.

I made a gorgeous ass sweet potato hash for breakfast today.

How in the world do yall get y’all’s press ons to stay on?

Getting rid of DEI was a mistake bring back the Nigger Navy!

Not to mention there wouldn’t even be a halftime show if it wasn’t for a black man. The yts are so exhausting.

Wait, Floetry back together? Who was going tell me?

I deadass just watched this again for the first time since it came out and forgot they ended the movie like that.

FUCK THAT! Get my boi Miles out of that dimension first!!!!

Now somebody tell me how the hell I got metal in my steering fluid?

Who told these kids they could come in my room?

niggas named jarvis absolutely did it 😂

Imma just eat celery for dinner…. Appetite gone but I have not eaten anything today.

And name brand don’t have to be expensive. I bought a cute ass reversible Michael Kors coat from Marshall’s for like $40-$50. I be so warm I have to take it off to go grocery shopping.

Take yall asses back to Burlington coat factory!!!!

Ooouuuuu. I KNOW this is good!!!!

I don’t even know how to pull into a parking spot without having to adjust it. But I backs big savvy in perfectly every single time.

I didn’t even think I had a spare… that’s UNDER the truck… and my jack and all the pieces are in different parts of the car under the floor and on the side of the damn trunk. Who came up with this?

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And why the fuck is everything in my car hidden??? WHHHHHYYYYY is my battery INSIDE THE CAR in the floor of the BACK PASSENGER SEAT?!?!

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Sooooo, I think I need a power steering pump.. or whatever the fuck it is. 🙄

Definitely had a car emergency today… and what I do? Swipe that damn card. 🤦🏾‍♀️

I think it’s cause I like to have money in hella different places for emergencies. I have money in wallets I don’t use for “emergencies” but when it’s an emergency, I forgot about the emergency money. 🤦🏾‍♀️

This is so me. I will hold cash for months and be forgetting about it.

It’s so much stuff going on May 30th I wanna attend, but I already bought tickets to see Josh Johnson that day. 😩🫠

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I’ve only got two, maybe three good Motown puns left in me. Four Tops.

This has been my period craving this month. Aside from that, this is yellow cake, chocolate frosting. A classic. ☺️

That trust can never be rebuilt. You showed us who you are, and we believe you. Just start closing them stores honey.