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@darthsateus.bsky.social

Sexually frustrated hellspawn Narcoleptic Marauder Chronic dumbass (Twitter NG+)

136 Followers  |  64 Following  |  19 Posts  |  Joined: 21.10.2024  |  1.7999

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Hi Vix

15.07.2025 22:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ok not that much abysmal dogshit bru, gtfo of here

03.12.2024 19:37 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I gotta remember to use this app more so my feed isn’t so milk toast

Like yeah I came here to get away from Twitter crap, but I still need some abysmal dogshit in my life

03.12.2024 19:25 — 👍 14    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Shut your god damn mouths

03.12.2024 19:11 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I hate it when the romance in a piece of media is so peak it makes me fangirl

03.12.2024 19:10 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1
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doom if it was good (2023)

#doom

14.11.2024 22:37 — 👍 166    🔁 56    💬 3    📌 1
I am in fact aware that that one gif of a guy vaporizing some tactical dudes is from X-Men: Legion, I used it as direct reference

I am in fact aware that that one gif of a guy vaporizing some tactical dudes is from X-Men: Legion, I used it as direct reference

INCIDENT 985: JERMA HAS BREACHED CONTAINMENT
(one of my most popular tweeter posts)

30.10.2024 23:39 — 👍 2105    🔁 620    💬 18    📌 1
Help me

Help me

Tony used to eat cheeseburgers

26.10.2024 04:00 — 👍 7    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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An Archie character I have yet to piss off

22.10.2024 01:36 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Yahoo

21.10.2024 03:50 — 👍 2    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

She’d probably find it funny if nothing else

21.10.2024 03:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I’m sure seeing the weekly "That’s crazy" post wouldn’t kill her

21.10.2024 03:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It’s working

They actually think I’m cool

21.10.2024 02:42 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Since this place is actually tolerable maybe I can get gf to make an acc

21.10.2024 02:28 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
A dark striped tabby cat sits on a white shag rug with an utterly blank expression. A toy mouse on a string sits at his feet and a colorful tunnel toy is behind him.

A dark striped tabby cat sits on a white shag rug with an utterly blank expression. A toy mouse on a string sits at his feet and a colorful tunnel toy is behind him.

Look at my dumb boy. His name is Soup.

21.10.2024 00:59 — 👍 12918    🔁 1059    💬 259    📌 56
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EB and DoomSlayer doodles I did after the announcement of Dark Ages ⸜(。˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝♡

#ocxcanon

18.10.2024 15:50 — 👍 26    🔁 8    💬 1    📌 0
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Old Dark Ages Doomguy wip

#doomthedarkages

18.10.2024 13:51 — 👍 53    🔁 13    💬 2    📌 0
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21.10.2024 02:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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But at what cost…

21.10.2024 02:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

That’s not the one I meant

21.10.2024 02:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It’s a new sensation to not be hit with abhorrent dogshit after scrolling past every 10 or so posts

21.10.2024 02:07 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Well at least it wasn’t the one with Heavy

21.10.2024 02:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Oscar this is horrible

I can’t just type cock anymore and expect 50 likes at the least

21.10.2024 02:01 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Jinn Hunter lesson

20.10.2024 23:39 — 👍 283    🔁 48    💬 4    📌 0
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child of my enemy why have you come

21.10.2024 01:50 — 👍 30    🔁 6    💬 3    📌 0

ok algorithm, interest:
-Doom

20.10.2024 21:52 — 👍 180    🔁 14    💬 10    📌 2

Guess I’m back to the Reply Guy grind until I hit 1K again

21.10.2024 01:45 — 👍 14    🔁 2    💬 2    📌 0

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