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KPop Demon Hunters wins Best Animated Feature Film

#Oscars

it officially midnight on march 16th, guess that means it’s my birthday 👀

who says i can’t wear my happy halloween tshirt in the middle of march???

i love my friends i really do but the way they always make me get up early on a SUNDAY needs to be looked into x

it’s my birthday on monday, i’m going out w my best friends tomorrow, i asked them what the plan was and they were like “we’ll pick you up but you’re not allowed to know where”

soooo idk what’s happening 😂

topped with the yorkshire accent n all 🤣

to the people who were brought up with vine.. do you ever just randomly say a vine out loud & nobody gets it???

me, sees an avocado: ITS AN AVOCADO, thankssss
me, sees a croissant: staphhh i could’ve dropped my croissant

or ‘hurricane katrina, more like hurricane tortillaaaa’

it’s a problem

oh aye we did it!!!

peak adhd is changing your bedsheets at 10:20pm but then sitting down and scrolling your phone with your back to your bed then turning round and remembering that you were changing your bedsheets x

(i know my mattress is gross okay i’m gonna buy a new one within the next couple weeks😭😭)

today is friday. i’m at work. but you know what i don’t have to do?? go to work on monday!! i am back on tuesday and i love that for me x

that’s enough out of you, volbeat 🗣️

just one more day until a 3 day weekend!

a cartoon of a man talking on a phone ALT: a cartoon of a man talking on a phone

people in the uk: it’s a bit windy
meanwhile in the uk:

i had to get an uber after all that just so i was there on time 🫠

went round to drop off presents to the older woman i fancy, at her house, with someone else we work with, stayed for half hour and now i have to go to work 🙃 she’s off until monday and i am back on tuesday!!

the one fucking day i need my bus to be on time is the one fucking day it’s not????

the way this bag only contains TWO things but the box for one of them is big 😭

why’s it embarrassing taking a big birthday bag with you like it shouldn’t be but it is??? don’t ask me any questions, don’t stare at me, i’m just gift giving bc i’m a nice person x

gonna go cause havoc and tear up a dream island when i get home from work x

#pokopia

aye well at least i’ve watched the 3rd one 🤣 i’ll have to watch the first 2 sometime this week 👀

i’ve just realised.. i don’t think i’ve watched any other “scary movie” apart from scary movie 3 😅 i really need to get on that.. i’ve only seen the one with the ring parody

i could be dying in a ditch somewhere and my mum, stepdad and no one is picking up their phones or the house phone????

i had forgotten what it was like to get so engrossed in a game that the hours pass like seconds bc of how much i’m enjoying it 🥺 pokopia is that for me rn x

i’ve done a few quests there, i haven’t built my pokémon center yet but i’ve done a lil bit, we aren’t supposed to cry at games like this, it’s not in the rule book!! 😭😭

i am not supposed to cry at the cosy pokemon game??? CUBONE STOP IT RIGHT NOW

it’s 8:30pm and i gotta go sleep bc i literally cannot keep my eyes open 😭😭 goodnight xo

ugh same! i got meet and greets for her last tour in august ‘23 and it was everything!! i need her to tour again here soon!! x

been playing pokemon too long that i forgot “ditto” means “same” and wondered for a second why my 84 year old nanna was also playing pokemon

sunday afternoon 🍃💫🌻🎮

i got changed out my pjs at 9am, went out for breakfast, it’s 12pm and i am back in them?? we love a sunday like this x