hormeze

ok i made one! https://hormeze.substack.com/

Hey Cosmos :)

I'm moving to a new home that isn't full of mold and is in a quiet area next to a hiking trail and is twice the size of my current place

I'm also really really sick, it sucks

Hbu?

Checking back here to make sure my bunker is well stocked

Why do shards of glass always taste like blood

god's very first words to humanity:

my 'i didnt come here to fuck spiders' shirt is not doing a good job of distracting people from what im doing with the bottom half of my body (fucking spiders)

just found 'genital-bergl' (genital hill) is yiddish for mons pubis

i have a pavlovian response to doorbells, when i hear one i automatically listen for barking and if i dont hear one i get sad :(

making love = sex
making out = kissing
making hate = repetitive stabbing
making in = throwing up in someones mouth

<3

ok i made one! https://hormeze.substack.com/

im back whatd i miss

lose lips sink ships but lose hips float boats

Q.E.D. Q.E.V. Q.F.C

if you die in a dream, you dont die in the waking world. in fact you get closer to life. you wake up. if you cum in a dream, you cum in real life. cumming is more real than death

walked in to a dr's office super stressed, blood pressure was fairly high which has never happened to me before. they tested again, still high. third time, i went non-dual, blood pressure went back to normal

I'm surprised there aren't tons of water fountain fetishists. Who among us has not been in middle school on their tippy toes sucking for dear life on a fountain with bad water pressure flashing back to the comfort of their infancy

"It is absurd to divide people into good and bad. People are either charming or tedious." - Oscar Wilde

So much respect for my president

some cries are like peeing through a boner. other cries... are like cumming through a boner

MILK TRUCK ARRIVE

what do yall do in the two seconds it takes from clicking 'load new notifications' until you see the new notifications

The government doesn't want you to know this but with a pure heart and the right combination of exuberant movements any dance floor can open a portal to all other dance floors

using my left hand scroll so it feels like someone else is doing it

purple. even more purple when i found out u like purple most

just teared up a little bit

ive never been so grateful for a sunburn in my entire life

Oh skeet skeet motherfucker. Oh skeet skeet godamn

You do not have to. You do not have to. You only do not have to